It was an ordinary day in Hyrule, and Link was riding Epona to Lon Lon Ranch as fast as he could. After receiving an urgent letter from Malon that one of the horses was injured, he knew he had to help. As he breached the gate and dismounted Epona, he rushed into the barn. However, what he saw was far different than he ever could have imagined.
There stood Princess Zelda, Princess Ruto, and Malon, all clad in apparel that surprised Link, to say the least, because they were all wearing, well, nothing. Zelda had her blonde hair tied up in two pigtails, with a purple, nine and a half inch strapon. Ruto wore a cerulean, ten inch cock, and Malon, with the biggest, donned a blazing red, eleven inch ribbed strapon. Before Link had a chance to react to what he was seeing, Ruto quickly grabbed him and bound his arms and legs, leaving him in the fetal position. Then, Malon moved in and tore his green tunic and white leggings from his frail frame. "What are you doing?!" asked Link, desperately trying to break free, but to no avail. "Only what you've had coming for a long time" replied Zelda, nonchalantly. With that, she grabbed a tuft of Link's dirty blonde hair, yanked him to a seated position, and plunged her member down his throat.
