AN: You just have to remember that we did this between E-mails. So it's not
going to be in real fanfic format.

He beat both Grandias


(AN: This part was made by Alucard)

*Alucard starts showing signs of being constapated* You...YOU BEAT
B-O-O-O-O-O-T-T-T-T-H-H-H-H O-O-F-F
T-T-T-H-H-E-E-E-M-M-M???
YOU..........YOU..........YOU
EVIL BACKSTABING PERSON THAT I'VE HAVE KNOW FOR SOME TIME THAT
EVERY TIME I CAN THINK OF SOMETHING RANDOM TO TALK
ABOUT I SAY IT TO!!!!!!!!

*Sue runs in, pours water on Alucard's head, then runs
away as quickly as possible*"....I feel better now....."
*Remembers why he was mad*"YOU BEAT BOTH OF THEM!?!"
*Sue runs in, Hits Alucard Repeatedly with a toy hammer,
then, once again, runs away as quickly as possible*

..........*Five minutes pass*......
"Where am I?" *Looks at Amethyst* "Oh, hi Ame, what are you doing at my
house?"

*Sue, from behind a tree*"Tell him about the fic
idea!!!" *Hides again*

"Now why would I do that?" stated Alucard.

*Sue comes from behind the tree with a bazooka* "Is
this reason enough!?!"

*Alucard begins to shake* "S-sure, why not!?!" *looks at
Ame and starts to whisper* "There holding me hostage,
man. They said that if I don't give you an idea for a
Grandia Fic or Lemon, they'll slowly delete and burn
every evidence of porn that I have while I'm tied up
to a chair, then kill me."

*Sue looks really pissed* "I don't know what you're
talking about over there, but I know it's not what we
brought you here for. COME OUT MY MINDLESS DRONES!!!"

*Justin, Feena, Rapp, and Gadwin come out, looking
like pissed off Zombies. They charge at Alucard and beat
the crap out of him, then they leave as Alucard lays half
dead on the floor.*

*Sue steps up to Kyle and kicks him* "When I get back,
he better be making a story, and you best be right to
him. GOT THAT!!!"

*looks up as much as he can* "Y-yes ma'm".

*Sue and company walks off as Alucard blacks out.*

(AN: This part made by Amethyst)

*Ame steps to one side revealing both the wings and horn of valmar, both
looking at Sue like she was nothing *
thats her, get the little bitch! * Milenia unfortunatle goes into rage,
and
as both Ame and Ryudo are standing to close, launches her 'taint of
winds
attack *
"Piss Off!"
ow, bad idea, i know! * Ame uses the star mana egg to blast Sue, and
steals
puffy *
"there, all safe, and since sue's dead, justin, feena, rapp and gadwin
are
free!" *sees justing eyeing up ryudo, and both cute guys wander off,
much to the horror of feena*
"well, you win some, and you lose some" was Ame final quote.

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