If you recall The Gang…
During the whole universal bending, caused partially by Queen Yolei Inoue, Souichiro Arima, and others, The Gang, from the real world, appeared from the blue, as a very hilarious rock band-slash-superheroes.
However, their true form was in actuality. They represented A.A.W., Alliance Across the World, led by the young Kanaka Nanase, daughter of space captain Haruka Nagoshi, located in an undisclosed location. They work together to protect the bad stuff going on, and also patrol the entire worlds, in case of any disturbances, bizarre or otherwise.
This is their story…
The Gang, following their success in F City, helping out the end of ACROSS's rebirth, alongside rivals, the Kona Force, and fellow operatives from AAW, decided to have fun, for the moment. During their break, after the sudden success OUTSIDE the music world, they traveled the world, hoping for more success.
The leader, Percival Gaynes, along his wife, Kinpatsu no Taka Farra Stevens, Step-sister, Jinsoku Koshu Heather Dunn, and friends, Kyojin Dansei Peter Giese, Gyangu Shirei Steven Cooke, and Iroppoi On'na Mizuki Takase, drove them everywhere, in their black van, which was worn out and a bit dented. As they drive off, for an upcoming gig, disaster would strike.
The Gang was riding down the mountainside road, heading to their next gig.
"Man, I love going on tour, after a hard day's night, and a hard day's work," Steven smiled, "It sure feels refreshing."
Farra said, "We got time to kill, since Kanaka gave us the month off. It feels uneasy, being away from the Broken Shades."
She glared at Heather, "And YOU didn't have to go overboard on the champagne and soda."
"Don't look at me!" Heather complained, "It was the best I could find."
Percival said, as he was driving, "Well, for what it is worth, let's shake it off and head to the next city. I hear that some of the worlds have been recovering."
Steven stated, "And hopefully, the scent of Fannels '98 and Diet Pepsi is gone from the linoleum."
Peter smiled, "Just cutting down, since that other Pepsi was too much for me."
Percival said, "Well, when we return, I'd expect nothing out of any of you, fighting all the time. I'm surprised we were almost caught… but Miss Takara pardoned us, since we are allies to the same cause."
Steven said, "Yeah, well… Going through everything, including a rescue mission, was a bit hard for us. Last thing I want is Steven Cooke being ordered around by a man that is a boring John Lennon!"
Percival snarled, "Get used to it!"
The black van arrived at a small auditorium. They have arrived in their next gig in Simile City.
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"Hang on, guys," he said, "I gotta make a call."
Percival leaves, as The Gang was setting up, heading for the stage. All five members were wearing their traditional attire – purple blazers and pants (Mizuki & Heather had skirts), black ties (on Steven & Heather), black shoes, and white shirts. They looked like The Beatles, with a weird color scheme.
"What do you think could be the problem?" Farra asked.
"Nothing out of the ordinary," Steven said, "But it seems that we may be in the biggest concert of our life. We may be a Beatles Tribute band, but we aren't like those other rock bands."
Farra said, "It almost feels like we're like comic book superheroes."
Peter smiled, "Glad we aren't from Riverdale."
Heather informed, "Hey, guys. I know it sounded weird, but why's Percival not coming?"
Outside, Percival waited for a black limo. The limo halted, and out came a woman in a black jacket, tie, and pants. She had long brown hair, in a long braid over her right shoulder, and is wearing shades. She and Percival saluted.
"Agent Gaynes, I presume," she said in a British accent.
"Nice to meet you again, Agent Nevins," he said.
The woman in black was Michelle Nevins, Percival's sister-in-law and original Gang member.
"Agent Jinguji told me of your whereabouts," she said, "The Gang must never know… or tomorrow never knows. This is strictly classified, or my name isn't Mikuru Asahina… and it's not."
"Why did you come?"
"Simple. Rumor mill on the Feds that the auditorium in on the rise of invasion. I overheard of the now-former U.S. Yagami and Outerworld Organization plotting to take over this city."
"Do they have a name now?"
"Yeah. They're called Prussia."
"Bastards! Well, we cannot divulge any news on the other name of this evil person, until the time is right. The Gang, including my wife, must never know about me. News has it that I work for the Government, they'll hate me!"
It is learned here that Percival Gaynes and Michelle Nevins, during the cataclysmic world fusion, are agents working for the FBI (Feral Beauty Investigations; no relation to the other FBI).
Michelle whispered, "If they do come, you know what to do. Dispatch your eleven daughters on the job."
"Yes, Michelle," he saluted, "And permit me to welcome you to the concert, since we need some back-up?"
"Granted. Besides, it's nice to begin another Reunion Tour with our friends. Sadly, I wished Julie, Steffi, and my blasted brother was here. They had a gig, during a movie shoot. Something about a Sci-Fi epic remake… Bloody movie buffs."
"Well, okay then."
Michelle easily switched into her causal clothes, her leather jacket, white shirt, and blue jeans, and said, "Always go incognito, says the Feral Agent with the British Charm, eh? Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, honk, honk, flap, flap?"
"Michelle!"
"Sorry. British absurdity. AHEM!"
She huffed, "Let's go. An agent is up on lookout, viewing each of the sixteen directions."
Percival asked, "Don't you mean Eight directions?"
"Not if you're looking in the north-northwest direction."
"I see. So, what will you play for the band?"
As they went inside, a shadow female figure was on the roof, in FBI attire. She spoke in a walkie-talkie, "Prussia's army is closing in. To you, Agent Aibreán… you should be underway."
Who is this Agent Aibreán?
The concert was about to begin, as Steven was nervous. He saw the crowd, as The Gang was prepared.
Steven said, "Steven Cooke is nervous. This is my first gig in ages, since we sang in front of… Well, let's not say, since it'd be offensive."
Peter asked, "What is so offensive about people from Jersey? They may have tans and muscles, but they're people, too."
Mizuki giggled, "Aw, how sweet…"
Farra grumbled, "Aw, how sickening…"
Steven cheered, "We should make it through the first act, before the biggest gig ever! GANG! LET'S GO!"
Peter called, "YAY!"
Farra cried, "NO! What about Percival?"
The announcer called, "And now… Here they are, THE GANG!"
The crowd cheered, as the band was heading to the entrance.
"Leave him!" He declared, "He'll arrive later, as soon as we're finished with the first four sets."
But outside, Percival and Michelle were heading to the back door, when they heard a huge ruckus, with a group of delinquent boys in black uniforms and ninjas dressed like Sub-Zero, in different colors.
"Shit! They arrive!" He snapped, "Wish we had Steven Nevins with us. Stupid benefit gig! I knew we should've joined them…"
Michelle asked, "Well, I know what's going on… but…"
The leader of the US Yagami, the one in blonde hair and a scar on his face, "I am coming for you, The Gang! This is a request from Mister Prussia, to take out ALL intruders, invading the Prussia Auditorium!"
"Prussia owns this building?" Percival yelled, "What kind of territorial man can own an arena in Simile City?"
"You mean Prussia?" The thug cried out.
Michelle glared, as she held up the walkie-talkie, "Kotoha! Summon April!"
Kotoha spoke, "At once, ma'am."
Michelle smirked, "No way I'm letting them live. I'm gonna end the whole Prussia Army today. Silesia-Prussia will die, tonight; not while The Gang has a gig!"
Percival said, as he stepped back, "Too bad we have to miss out."
Michelle huffed, "It won't take long… Just watch."
Kotoha called the phone, to a girl in Percival's helicopter. She was wearing a Gothic Lolita maid outfit, with long black hair and pale skin.
"Agent Aibreán," she said, "Agent Percival and Michelle need you. Emergency code: 6-Delta-Pie. (Don't ask)"
April said, "Roger. We shall help Father Dear."
She called, "Sisters! Move out! Prepare for drop point in Simile City!"
The helicopter opened, showing eleven girls in maid outfits, flying down. Who were they, and why are they helping The Gang? Also, they look familiar…
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On stage, The Gang began its first song.
(Steven): Time to ROCK!
Time to ROLL!
You cannot fight, 'cause you lose control!
The time has come
to show our style
It's time to party, while it's wild!
(Steven): Gonna rock it, while it's hot | (Peter & Mizuki): (Wha-oh)
Gonna show it, when it's not (Wha-oh, oh, oh!)
Gonna drop it in the pot (Wha-oh!)
Because the night ain't gonna stop! (Wha-oh, oh)
Yeah, you hear me now, OH WOW!
(Steven, Peter, Farra, & Mizuki): 'Cause we ain't ever gonna stop!
Music continues, as the crowd was cheering. All the while, Percival and Michelle were outside, having their 11 agents control the raid.
But that story remains untold, until a future chapter.
In our next chapter, The Gang's origin of appearing in this world AND how they were recruited are told. Also, we learn of why and how they became the hybrid of a Beatles Tribute Band and The Aquabats… with a dash of Tenacious D, minus the Hellmouth.
Stay tuned for the NEXT exciting chapter of…
The Gang
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