Firestar sat atop highrock, watching his clan. I need a replacement for the three he thought.

Cloudtail suddenly greeted him, looking as if he was about to suggest something. "OMGMGMGMGM I HAVE FOUND THE PERFECT REPLACEMENT FOR THE THIRD CAT!"

Firestar rolled his eyes, what could be so special enough to be a replacement?

"My Granddaughters of course! They're newly born and they would be purrfect!" He said.

"Ummm you do see that the prophecy says 'There will be three kin, kin of your cat that will hold the power of stars in their paws'"

"Yes, I do see that, I'm not Jayfeather!" Cloudtail said.

"So we just need Leafpool to get pregagndnent again!" He said simply.

"No need for that!" His nephew mewed.

"For the last time, it HAS to be MY grandchild." Firestar said, irritated.

"Dont be that way bish! I'm also ur kin, you know?" He said.

Firestar turned around, walking away to his den, trying to ignore Cloudtail.

"Ignoring your own nephew are you?" He growled. "Fine then, die from the evil wrath of Bananastar."

Firestar turned to face him, snarling with annoyance.

"Choose which one!" Cloudtail told him, and then two kits appeared; Ivykit and Dovekit as a bright light flickered on them.

"Dude, they both look the same." Firestar said.

"Dude, I kid you not, they are NOT the same!" He retorted.

"Well, I mean... they're sisters! They should both be equally better, we don't have to bring them into this!" The ThunderClan leader reasoned.

"Fine! I'll pick for you!" His nephew snarled, picking up one of the two kits. "How about... this one!" He held out Dovekit.

Firestar looked at the kit, who had a :3 face plastered on her. "Too Cloudtail-ish, lets just revive Hollyleaf and-"

Cloudtail appeared in front of him, scowling. "YOU CANT BRING HER BACK TO LIFE, JUST SAY IF YOU APPROVE OF DOVEKIT OR NOT!"

"Well... she looks weak, seriously, if shes a dove why doesn't she have wings? Oh also, weren't her eyes blue just a minute ago?" He meowed, and Dovekit frowned.

"Its just a name bro, whats your problem?! Do you want your star to be on fire?"

"Well, do you want your tail to be a cloud?!" He shot back.

"Ugh, this is child-ish." Cloudtail said.

"Well, tell me what good Dovekit is?" Firestar challenged.

"Well... she has the power to change her eyes!" He answered.

Firestar gasped. "OMG SHES THE BEST REPLACEMENT THEN! COME ON, SHES IN THE THREE!" They both walked out of the den.

"Lets place her between these two." He said, putting Dovekit in between Lionblaze and Jayfeather, who looked confused and a bit sad.

"This is pain." Lionblaze said.

"I miss Hollyleaf." Jayfeather said.

Firestar and Cloudtail then left the three cats alone. "Omga so, the power of three can stop the stampeding trees?" Dovekit asked, impressed.

Jayfeather face pawed. Lionblaze flicked his tail.

"Well, first things first," Jayfeather mewed, sniffing Dovekit all around, looking like he was collecting information. "I have a simple solution."

The blind cat inhaled, "She will break the warrior code by rejecting bumblebee for shadowclan tigerheartstar and then have kits then join shadowclan and then things shall be intense. Oh, and another reason this is a bad idea is because Ivykit will be jealous and train in the dark chocolate forest and try to kill everyone. #Bringbackhollyleafsheisobsessivewiththewarriorcodeandwastheonlycatwhocaresunliketherestofthemedicinecats." He exhaled, looking like he was saying something else but got cut off.

"You're not Goosefeather." Lionblaze pointed out.

Jayfeather stared and there was a LONG...pause.

"SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" The blind cat screeched.

"Hey, did you all realize that every cat whose name ends with feather is grumpy all the time." Dovekit said. "Also, I have NO idea who Bumblebee is and Tigerheartstar."

-Moons later-

Lionblaze's eyes fluttered open and he saw Jayfeather's face in his. He shrieked, startled. "Shut up!" Jayfeather growled, gesturing for his brother to come with him.

They were hid in a bush, where Dovewing and Bumblestripe were fox-lengths away from them. Jayfeather gave Lionblaze a binocular, a mask, and a ketchup bottle. "We shall spy on them!" Jayfeather meowed.

"Why?"

"Because, what if she DOES break the warrior code?" He growled. "Then it will be our faults if she does!"

"Fine, lets watch her." Lionblaze sighed.

"Ahem." Jayfeather's sightless eyes stared at him expectantly.

"I mean... Listen." He corrected himself, glancing nervously. He then examined the ketchup bottle, "What do we need this for?" Jayfeather nearly face pawed.

"Because, what if someone spots us? We can spray ketchup at them!" He meowed, annoyed.

"Ohhh." Lionblaze thought it made sense now.

Then the two brothers listened/watched for awhile, seeing Dovewing and Tigerheart talking.

"Haiii you know im ur man!" Tigerheart said.

"Tigerheart, I'm not sure if you realize, but this could break the warrior code and I don't love you the way I love bumblestripe." Dovewing said worriedly.

"But its not breaking the warrior code!" He protested.

"Really?" She gasped.

"Because... my mother is tawnypelt who was born a thunderclanner and she left because of my frikin banana loving grandpaw and then fell in love with rowanclaw and... yeah." He explained, but Dovewing still didn't look convinced.

"Dovewing, your eyes remind me of the blue ocean." He said dreamily.

"Ummm my eyes are green." She broke in. Tigerheart looked irritated.

"WHAT? BUT WEREN'T THEY JUST- UGH, FINE! YOUR EYES REMIND ME OF THE BEAUTIFUL RAINBOW!" He said, trying to be calm.

Dovewing looked at him worriedly.

"Wait! Why don't I tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a medicine cat named Spottedleaf, she was in love with a smol child, who became a leader. She became a stalker once she joined Starbucks, and stalked Firestar sooo much that he wanted to kill himself. She was everywhere, can't you imagine?" Tigerheart said.

"Ooh tell me more!" She begged, a sparkle in her eyes.

"Firestar constantly wanted to die whenever he saw Spottedleaf, well, apparently, by the fandom, Spottedleaf is a stalker, so she'll be marked as one even if shes not. AND she could be a yandare, imagine that! The cat who wants to be important by stalking the most important cat!" He laughed, rolling his eyes. "She always threatened to kill any starbucks cat who wanted to talk to firestar to something. Wow, the fandom AND the rumours are so funny!"

Dovewing giggled. "Oh Tigerheart, you're so funny, I really love your stories! You're even better than an elder!"

After some cheesy romantic, affection, Jayfeather also had a binocular and was surprised. "Umm dude, why do you need a binocular? You can't see, remember?" Lionblaze asked.

"Shut up! Concentrate on how Dovewing broke the code!" He growled.

"Yes, we shall bring Hollyleaf back at once." Lionblaze meowed.

"Imma call my boyfriend and tell him im breaking up with em!" Dovewing said, bringing out her phone and dialing Bumblebee's number.

"Hey bumble! I break up with u, u have a stewpid name, you need to find a cat who likes u cuz i dont" She said, then hung up.

-Bumblestripe's side-

"WHAT?!" Bumblestripe exploded into tears.

"Ohi I'm Finleap and I'm looking for a family, are you guys already taken or..." Finleap randomly time travelled and said that to Bumblestripe, Blossomfall, and Foxleap.

"Uhh sure, Thornclaw isn't even that interesting, I don't want to be a patrol wife!" Blossomfall shuddered.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Bumblestripe shrieked as Foxleap made a :3 face.

Dovewing was lost for awhile then came to thunderclan, everyone was relieved.

"Omgash ur back!" Ivypool said, relieved.

"Yush but I wanna say something" Dovewing said. "I love Tigerheart and Imma be with him so i go to shadowclan and raise my kits with him."

"Why?!" Ivypool asked.

"Because, when you know he's gonna become leader... you sorta want to become his queen (not the queen who nurses and stuff) you know what I mean?" She answered.

Everyone murmured they're agreement, but they were still distraught.

"Anyways sowwy but good bye!" She disappeared.

"Dang, we should've brought Hollyleaf back instead." Jayfeather said, completely puzzled.

Then suddenly, Firestar's spirit rose from the ground. "Blame it on Cloudtail." He said simply.

"Yes yes, but Jayfeather, I want to talk to you about something." Lionblaze said.

"What?"

"You've been acting VERY suspicious lately. You sure you're blind?" He mewed.

"Of course I am, mouse brain!" Jayfeather hissed, arching his back.

"O REALLY?!" He stared with intense eyes.

"Wait a minute, Jayfeather! You CAN see, you've been faking it this whole time just for attention! Now I shall tell the fangirls about what you've done!" Lionblaze blabbered on.

"And then the fangirls shall call you Jaybae no more, they will call you Jayliar and so will Half moon and so will the stick and and..-" Jayfeather put a stick in his brother's mouth to shut him up.

Hollyleaf's spirit was watching. "Who the hell did I grow up with? Can you disown siblings?" She wondered.

Lol these short stories are fun, imma make more.