Chapter One:

The Muggle minister woke up and put on a black miniskirt and a corset with neon green lace. He also put on high heeled shoes, and a hair bow he bought at Hot Topic when the store was nearly empty and no one saw him.

He got a bowl of blood and cereal and after brushing his fangs, he left his home. He saw a few preps and he stuck his middle finger at them. The preps were secretly wizards and they were all angry but he went to McDonalds and then he saw Fudge.

Fudge was like "Hey, what's up?" and the other minister was like: "Oh, nothing much." He then went inside because he saw a friend waving. He wanted to get a McDouble and some fries.

End of chapter one, for srs.