A/N: All Ness fans, don't flame! This is a Ness-bashing Fic, so DON'T FLAME! I'm warning you, if you're such a big fan of Ness that you can't resist but flame when you read a Fic, don't read this at all. If you like all the other characters, this is for you, because it sort of makes them all look good. Some look better in this Fic in particular than others, but they all pitch in and give Ness a good old thrashing. If you like well- descripted battles, here you are, you'll love these. If you like three-on- one battles, this is also for you. If you like battles that Ness is beaten up in...need I say more? Also, if you were mad at any of your favorite characters losing (or not even being in) my Super Smash World Tournament, read this, cause this will definitely make up for it, at least I think. So without further ado-doo, the Beat-Up Ness Fest!

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One day, Master Hand simply decided that he wanted to torture Ness for a while, just for the heck of it. "Attention, everyone" He announced to the Smashers. They were all sitting in chairs, watching Master Hand as he addressed them. "Today is the day of the Beat-Up Ness Fest! That is the day when you all beat up Ness!"

"Yeah!" Captain Falcon cheered.

"I've been waiting for this all my life..." Falco was shaking with excitement.

"Breathe birdbrain, breathe" Fox patted Falco on the back a few times. "I think we all were waiting for this"

"Finally, I can give him a good thrashing, and prove myself to be the best solo-kid in the Melee!" Young Link proclaimed, holding up his Lon Lon Milk before taking a few quick gulps.

"Hey!" Ness walked up to the Master Hand as the other twenty-four Smashers went crazy with excitement. "What is up with this?! What did I do to deserve to be the one getting beat up?"

"I just decided I didn't like you, so I arranged this" The Hand replied. "Got a problem with that?"

"Yes, I do!" Ness growled back. "This is cruel and unusual punishment! I have to fight eight fights against three people each time?!"

"No, you don't" Master Hand replied. Ness gave a sigh of relief, but the relief faded. "You have to fight NINE fights against three people each time"

"WHAT?! Who are the other three?!"

"Meet my new friends: Sonic the Hedgehog, Miles Tails Prower and Crash Bandicoot" Master Hand pointed to the doorway, as Sonic, Tails and Crash all walked in. "They were more than happy to meet the Nintendo characters and give one a good beating"

"Hey M.H., thanks for inviting us" Sonic gave a thumbs-up.

"This should be so cool!" Tails added. "I've waited for so long to have a chance to beat up Ness!"

"Yep, you guys said it" Crash cracked his knuckles loudly before jumping up and down in place, then throwing punches. "So when do we fight?"

"Unfortunately, since you're the newest people, you have the last fight" Master Hand told them. "But on the bright side, you'll get to watch Ness get beat up eight times before you go up. You won't have to leave, so you'll enjoy it just the same"

"All right" Tails nodded. "Come on guys" Tails walked off, Sonic and Crash following while in conversation.

"This MUST be a joke!" Ness exclaimed.

"Nope, no joke. Oh wait, I just got a call...MORE people are coming! You'll see who in a little while...now leave. I hate being in your presence" Master Hand shot.

By now all of the Smashers had gone into Final Destination. They were all sitting in the bleachers, talking, most likely about the Beat-Up Ness Fest to come. As they did, Master Hand floated onto Final Destination and began to speak, and the Smashers quieted down.

"All right" Master Hand announced. "Welcome to the Beat-Up Ness Fest! It's where you, the twenty-seven superstars, beat-up the worst player in Melee, Ness in three-stock matches! They will be three-on-one, and the people will be chosen by default order. These are the matches:

1. Dr. Mario, Mario, Luigi versus Ness

2. Bowser, Peach, Yoshi versus Ness

3. Donkey Kong, Captain Falcon, Ganondorf versus Ness

4. Fox, Falco, Ice Climbers versus Ness

5. Kirby, Samus, Zelda versus Ness

6. Link, Young Link, Pichu versus Ness

7. Pikachu, Jigglypuff, Mewtwo versus Ness

8. Mr. Game & Watch, Marth, Roy versus Ness

9. Sonic, Tails, Crash versus Ness

Now, let's get the matches started! First off, it's the loser getting beaten up, Ness!"

"BOOO!" Jeered the Smashers as Ness walked out. Ness glared angrily at the Smashers and spat at them, but missed by a mile and it landed on the ground.

"The first opponents to be fighting Ness...the good doctor, Dr. Mario! That plump plumber we all know and love, Mario! And his second fiddle yet taller and cooler brother, Luigi!" As the other Smashers cheered, Dr. Mario, Mario and Luigi leapt from their seats and went into Final Destination.

"Here we go!" Dr. Mario prepared a few pills.

"I'm-a gonna win!" Taunted Mario, blowing fire from his hands.

"Let's-a go" Luigi pointed his fingers, as though they were pistols.

"Three...two...one...BEAT-UP NESS!"

Ness tried to resist quickly, but with a swing of his Home Run Bat he missed. After missing, Ness was on the receiving end of a punch from Luigi. Ness yelled out once before falling down to the ground. Dr. Mario shot two pills at Ness, who tried to get to his feet, but was blocked by Luigi's karate chop. Now it was Mario's turn. The plumber picked up Ness by his hat and hit him in the chin with two right hands, then threw him upwards. As Ness came down, Dr. Mario leapt up and smashed his fist forward and send Ness soaring backwards. Ness shot his P.K. Thunder at Mario, and connected. Angered by this, Mario leapt up and used his Super Jump Punch to hit Ness several times. Ness used P.K. Fire to stop Dr. Mario in his tracks, but behind him Luigi picked up Ness, spun him around one, two, three, four, five times, before launching him to the edge of Final Destination. Mario dashed in and slid on his right foot to catch Ness with his attack. Ness retaliated by slapping his yo-yo into Luigi's face, but it was short-lived as Luigi tossed two Fireballs into his face. Ness kneeled and kicked at Luigi's ankles, but after that Dr. Mario moved in for a kick, allowing Luigi to recover. Shaking his head, Ness got up and moved towards the three Italian men. Nodding in agreement, Mario shot his red Fireballs, Luigi used his green one and Dr. Mario shot out Megavitamins. Each one hit Ness harshly, and he couldn't stop them. Realizing something he could do, Ness knelt and created a PSI Magnet to heal himself. He got up after they stopped, feeling better than ever.

Luigi quickly used a Breakdance to send Ness into the air. Mario leapt in after him and pounded Ness, sending him flying into the ground at an amazingly fast rate. Ness hit hard, but before he could do anything else, Dr. Mario headbutted him into the air behind him. Ness got up, but Mario slapped him with his Cape. Adding to this, Dr. Mario used his, and the two had a little 'tennis' game by slapping Ness back and forth between them. Aggravated, Ness leapt up and shocked Dr. Mario away from the arena. He kicked Mario, but it did little damage, and Luigi hit him with a fully charged Green Missile right after. Ness slid to the side, as both Mario and Luigi moved closer to attack. Ness pulled his Bat and got a piece of Luigi, but that was it. Dr. Mario held out his hand and a strange light appeared to send Ness flying. Ness used a P.K. Thunder to recover and get back to the side of Final Destination, but there was Luigi, who punched Ness twice and gave him a strong karate chop to send Ness off the stage, demolishing his first stock.

Luigi kicked the ground shyly as Dr. Mario and Mario prepared for Ness to return. Sure enough, he returned on a little hover thing, and quickly jumped down to pound Luigi with both feet. Temporarily invincible, Ness elbowed Mario in the gut and poked him in the eyes. But the invincibility wore down after a few seconds and Dr. Mario kicked him sideways. Ness got to his feet and moved towards Mario, who was recovering from the eye-poke. Luigi dashed in and closed his eyes, punching at Ness several times. The attack was very powerful, as marked by Ness' expression after being hit by it. Dr. Mario blasted Ness with two Megavitamins, just as Mario moved in and used a few punches. Luigi held Ness by the shirt, and whacked him a few times as Mario and Dr. Mario both got in a few hits. With that said and done, Luigi tossed Ness into the ground and kicked him. Pain growing, Ness got up and quickly shot a P.K. Flash. However, with an interruptance of Dr. Mario's fist, the flash went off prematurely and no damage was done at all. The three of them moved in and just bashed Ness full-force, pounding them with their fists and hands to deal heavy damage to the young boy. Ness pulled out his bat and tried to defend himself, but the attacks were too rapid and he couldn't get the swing done correctly. Luigi launched himself into Ness with a no-charge Green Missile. Ness fell to the ground, laying on his hands and knees. The hurt was really getting to him. Dr. Mario moved in and drove his fist into Ness' midsection with a weak punch, and used another followed by a boot to the face. As Ness fell backwards, he was hit by Dr. Mario's Defibrillator, in which the white energy came from his glove. Ness screamed out as he was sent flying into the distance, and become a star in the already starry sky.

Dr. Mario slid a pill on his arm and posed. Ness came back, and madder than ever. He smashed Mario with his yo-yo as hard as possible and bashed the plumbers head into the ground. Mario pushed Ness off and dashed at him, hitting him with a kick and a Fireball. Dr. Mario moved in and used his Super Sheet on Ness as the white glow of invincibility wore down. Ness pulled himself up and slid his yo-yo across the floor, following it up with a dashing blast of PSI electricity to Luigi. Mario came from behind with an upwards punch, to which Luigi followed with a kick. Growling, Ness punched at both Mario and Luigi, but the punches were weak due to Ness' fatigue, even though his third stock had only started. Dr. Mario leapt in from the air and spun his feet to kick Ness several times. Ness took the hit and took a step back, doing so having the back of his head meet Mario's fist. Luigi leapt into the air and did a regular kick, then an airborne karate chop. Coughing, Ness hit the ground, becoming more hurt. He finally got to his feet in time to slap Mario with his Home Run Bat, sending the plumber to the edge. "Who else wants some?!" He yelled, smashing Dr. Mario was well. Luigi moved towards Ness, who swung again, but not in time to hit Luigi, who ducked and breakdanced to stop Ness' attacks. As he staggered backwards, Dr. Mario and Mario both punched him three times, leaving Dr. Mario to kick him forward. Ness got up and used P.K. Thunder, hitting Mario. With a growl, he dashed into Dr. Mario with a kick.

He wasn't playing around anymore, as could be seen. With a fury not seen, Ness leapt from Mario to Luigi to Dr. Mario with several attacks, each one more powerful than the last. Ness finally caught Mario in his grip and launched the plumber from the stage with a PSI Throw. As Mario fell off, Dr. Mario used his Doctor Tornado to hit Ness several times in one quick sequence. Mario came back now, and elbowed Ness in the back of the head. Ness shot his P.K. Fire attack to stop Mario in his tracks, then tacked on more damage with a Home Run swing. Luigi came from above and hit Ness with his head. As Ness came back to hit Luigi, Luigi kicked Ness with the right foot, then the left, then shoved his rear into Ness. The last part hurt him most. Dr. Mario kicked at Ness a few times before grabbing him and throwing him. Mario caught Ness from midair in his descent, and then smashed him into the ground. Following this up, Mario held out his hand and blasted Ness with a ball of fire that emerged. Ness slid backwards, running into Luigi and Dr. Mario. They both attacked him with kicks before Mario moved in and used a punch. Knowing it was time to finish the battle, Mario gripped Ness by his ankles. He then began to spin around quickly...once, twice, thrice...after five times Mario launched Ness from his hands with superior throwing strength. Ness tried to recover, but as he used P.K. Thunder, Mario tossed a Fireball. Ness couldn't recover, and so he fell onto the recovery platforms while Mario grew to twice his size.

"GAME!"

Mario, Luigi and Dr. Mario all went back into the bleachers to many a-cheer from the crowd. They all shook hands, gave high-fives and all that, and it all happened just as Ness managed to get back up.

"No...fair" Groaned Ness, pulling himself onto Final Destination again. "This is so unfair! One of them really sucked, I'm not going to stick around for eight more"

"You have no choice" Master Hand tossed Ness a Heart Container and Maxim Tomato. "Here, use these. You can't go into the next fight injured afterall....bwahaha!

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The tenth match? You're wondering? I'll tell you. Authors get to beat him up! I'll select two authors who want to join me in the tenth match of the Beat-Up Ness Fest. So if you want in...REVIEW! If you reviewed this the first time around...please review again. Reviews make me feel special...and no flames from Ness-lovers! It seemed that last time around some people were so illiterate that they couldn't read. So, to make it clear...

NO FLAMES FROM NESS-LOVERS!