In Wart's apartment; the warthog was sitting at his desk reading a newspaper and drinking coffee.
"It was a day like any other day; the sun was shining, I was minding my own business most of the time, and reading paper while enjoying my Italian Roast soy creamed coffee. Nobody had showed up to ask me for help yet, and it was getting very boring around here, especially since my own roommate and secretary does most of the shopping around here." Wart's voice said.
Fishfins entered the apartment with a bag of groceries.
"Will you turn off that cell phone recording? This isn't a neo-noir detective film." said Fishfins.
Wart grumbled.
"No." said Wart.
Fishfins grabbed Wart's phone and pushed the stop icon on it.
"Hey." said Wart.
The fish walked to the kitchen and set the groceries down on a counter.
"Hey quick question, you're still banned from Mewni, am I right?" said Fishfins.
"Yeah for life." said Wart.
"Because I saw the King and Queen at the grocery store." said Fishfins.
Wart is confused.
"Wait what?" He asked.
"Yeah, they said something about moving out of Mewni and becoming American citizens." said Fishfins.
"Weird." said Wart.
"That's what I said." said Fishfins.
Wart walked off to find them.
"I'll be gone for a while, don't wait up." said Fishfins.
With Wart; he walked over to a mansion that was labeled "Butterfly Household".
The pig snorted.
"Dead giveaway." said Wart.
He sighed before walking over to the front door and knocking on it.
The doors opened up and King Butterfly who was dressed in a white T-Shirt, blue jeans, and black shoes was on the other side.
The king then smiled and laughed.
"Oh ho, there's my good friend Wart." said King Butterfly.
Wart became confused.
"Good friend? You banned me from Mewni for killing someone who doomed your kingdom, remember?" said Wart.
"Water under the bridge my dear man, please come in." said King Butterfly.
Wart was still confused.
"Okay?" said Wart.
He walked into the mansion as the king closed the door.
"So how's life?" said King Butterfly.
"Well, I finally got a girlfriend, a teenage cop." said Wart.
King Butterfly laughed.
"I always knew you had it in you boy." said King Butterfly.
"Is that who I think it is?" said a voice.
The two turned to see Queen Butterfly who was in a blue tank top, blue shorts, and black shoes smiling.
"The one and only Wart Warthog who has helped us out multiple times?" said Queen Butterfly.
"Ehhhhhhh...yeah sure why not?" said Wart.
"You know, if you hadn't of killed that person who doomed the kingdom, we wouldn't have been inspired to become American citizens." said King Butterfly.
"Uh huh." said Wart.
He turned to the readers.
"Somebody better give this guy a computer to keep tabs of these fan fics." said Wart.
He turned back to the royal couple.
"I just remembered that I have a dental appointment in thirty minutes." said Wart.
He stood up and left the mansion.
"Rude, he just got here." said Queen Butterfly.
Wart was panting outside the mansion and pulled out his phone before sending a text to Marco saying 'We need to talk.'
Later; he and Marco were at the park sitting at a table.
"Question, have you noticed anything weird lately?" said Wart.
Marco did some thinking.
"I did see Raphael wrestling with Gaston and winning." said Marco, "Oh, and Star was here, saying something about how she's now living on Earth as an American citizen."
"That's what I'm talking about. I was visiting the Butterfly's in their new home, and they said I was a good friend of theirs." said Wart.
Marco became confused.
"Good friend of theirs, didn't they ban you from Mewni due to killing someone who doomed the whole kingdom?" said Marco.
Wart nodded.
"Of course they did. That's very weird." said Wart.
"Well it can't get any worse then it already is." said Marco.
With Soar the Eagle; he was looking at a camera and in a park where tons of portals were opening up and mew people were emerging from them.
"This just in, these weird humans keep on showing from portals with no explenation as to why." said Soar.
Wart and Marco who were in Wart's living room became shocked.
"Nevermind." said Marco, "So what now?"
"Now, we head for Mewni and figure out what the problem is." said Wart.
Marco became confused.
"Wait, aren't the portals now under a spell to keep you from entering Mewni?" said Marco.
Wart chuckled.
"Yeah right, that maybe true, but the spell is actually a border patrol. And I've got quite the idea on how to get there." said Wart.
Later; Marco was in a portal rift and was riding Nacho who had a coffin strapped to him and stopped at some type of toll gate where a human was at.
The human walked over to Marco.
"License and registration." said the man.
Marco pulled out said stuff and gave it to the man.
"Legit." the man said before giving the stuff back, "What's in the coffin?"
"Dead body." said Marco.
The man walked over to the coffin and opened it up revealing that Wart was in a fancy suit and had his eyes closed, wasn't breathing, and his hands were on his chest.
"Sir, you do realize we can't allow him to enter Mewni right?" said the portal patrol agent.
"Yeah I know, but he wanted to be buried in Mewni. Plus he's dead, what trouble could he cause?" said Marco.
The man looked at Wart before pulling out a pistol and shooting him in the balls, only for Wart to do nothing.
He nodded before closing the coffin.
"Have a good time." said the agent.
Marco nodded before driving off.
Then a portal opened up and Marco emerged from it before the portal closed up.
He got off of Nacho and opened the coffin to reveal an awake Wart.
"All clear." said Marco.
Wart screamed very loudly, causing tons of birds to fly off.
"GOOD GOD THAT WAS VERY PAINFUL!" yelled Wart.
He got out of the coffin and looked around the place.
"This is Mewni alright, but there's got to be something wrong with it." said Wart.
"Question is what?" said Marco.
At Mewni Castle; some guards were playing trumpets to several other guards before another guard appeared.
"Presenting our new king; King Mxyzptlk." said the guard.
Everyone cheered as Mr Mxyzptlk appeared at the balcony of the castle and waved to everyone before they stopped cheering.
"HIYA SCHMUCKS, FORE SCORE AND SEVEN YEARS AGO, I WAS BROKE, JUST LIKE YOU LOSERS, BUT NOW I'M THE KING OF A WHOLE DIMENSION, AND I'M SO FREAKING RICH, I CAN HAVE ALL THE LICORICE I WANT!" yelled King Mxyzptlk.
He pulled out a Red Twizzler and started eating it.
"Oh yeah, that's good." said Mxy, "Now buzz off."
The guards walked off as Mxy went to the throne and sat down.
"Oh yeah, this is very good." said Mxy.
Then a guard entered.
"Lord Mxyzptlk." said the guard.
The fifth dimension imp groaned.
"Now what?" said Mxyzptlk.
"There are intruders in the kingdom. A pig and a human." said the guard.
Mxyzptlk laughed at that
"Your mom is a Pig and a Human." saod Mxyzptlk
"No, there really is a human and a pig in this kingdom." said the guard.
Mxy became shocked.
"WHAT!?" yelled Mxy.
"Yeah, they were spotted outside the kingdom limits." said the guard.
He even pulled pulled out a picture of Wart and Marco before showing it to the new king, making him mad.
"I know that guy, he's the pig who was guarding me in the Fifth Dimension, and I'm pretty sure he was around when that dumb blonde tricked me into saying my name backwards." said Mxyzptlk.
He then growled.
"Deport those two from where they came from." said Mxyzptlk.
The Guard gulped.
"Yes sir." said the guard.
He then walked off as Mxyzptlk sighed.
"To think that I even brainwashed everyone in Mewni to do my bidding. With two people who aren't from this dimension showing up to foil that plan, it's going to ruin my rein." said Mxyzptlk.
He then smirked.
"But it'll be great to mess with that pig for a while." said Mxyzptlk.
He then vanished.
