Little Snagger humor my friend inspired me to do.


The flap of Dagger's tent opened, a pale-haired boy stepping through with several snakes wound around his arms and neck. Dagger looked up from his book and rose from the bed immediately, his expression portraying both relief and anger. "Where the bloody hell have you been?"

"Our trip took longer than expected. As Donne said, we got delayed during the mission."

"I was worried." The blond murmured, setting down his book. "Now let the p-venomous snakes go and come and sit with me."

Snake did as Dagger requested, letting them go. Keats gave him a quick lick on the side of his face before slithering away with the others, leaving Snake to remove his cloak and set it down before walking over to his secret boyfriend. Dagger silently wrapped his arms around him, taking a deep breath.

"I take it you missed me."

"No duh—" Dagger was cut off when Snake pressed one finger against his lips, giving him a gentle smile.

"I'm teasing you."

"Whatever happened to the Snake that always had the others speak for him?" The blond asked, hinting to the odd methods Snake had used to confess his love. "Does he just not exist anymore?"

"Not so long as I'm here with you."

"That's really sweet of you and all, but do you mind if I fix something really quick?"

"Sure."

Dagger stood up, rearranging part of his knife collection that one of the snakes had knocked askew when they were slithering away. He jolted in surprise when he felt someone's arms around his waist, but relaxed again when he realized it was just Snake, who was currently planting butterfly kisses on his neck and making his spine tingle. He quickly reorganized things and turned around, pecking Snake briefly on the lips.

"That's all?" Snake asked jokingly, keeping his arms around Dagger's waist.

The blond opened his mouth to reply. "Joking aga— mff!" He was cut off as Snake pulled him into a more forceful kiss, stumbling instinctively and tripping over something. The two came crashing down, Snake landing on top of Dagger on top of a very rough support beam. There was a slight creak, a groan and the entire tent came crashing down on top of them.

There was some muffled cursing and quite a bit of scuffling afterwards.


From a distance Peter, Wendy and Jumbo sat together. Jumbo whistled. "I didn't know they were so far along in their relationship already that they were making the ground shake."


Little dirty joke taken from Aladdin there at the end. ;)