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SoRA UNDERDoG

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America and the Tree

America went for a walk one day.

He looked at a tree.

It was tall.

It had leaves.

They were green.

America thought it would be a good idea to write his name on the tree.

'America' he wrote.

The tree slapped him.

"Ow!"

The tree laughed.

America looked at the tree.

The tree looked at America.

America got nervous.

"Okay, dude, I'm just going to stand over here."

America left.

The tree didn't.

The end.