Guilt fills me as I stare down at Tris' sleeping body in the dead of the night. I know what I'm about to do is wrong, but I can't help myself. My body wants what my body wants, especially since Tris will never do it with me. I gently place a kiss on Tris' forehead, and walk out the door.

I head towards the cafeteria, where I know I can find her at this time in the night. I imagine how good she will taste and how amazing it will feel and I put her inside of me. The guilt is completely washed out of me, and now my body tingles with excitement. When I reach the large swinging door, I look down the hallways to make sure nobody is around. It would be so embarrassing for someone to find out what I've been doing with her for so long.

When I open the door, the sight of her causes my jaw to drop and also makes me drool. Her dark brown color, her exquisite features are absolutely stunning. With a determined look on my face, I head towards her.

There, sitting on the table right in front of me, is the most attractive thing on earth.

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A piece of Dauntless cake.

I dig out a fork from my pocket, and start digging into her. At first, I gently brush her, only taking little pieces at a time. Then I thrust into her with my fork with all I've got. She tastes just a magnificent as I imagine. After I'm finished with her, I'm panting; it seems like I forgot to breathe. I go to the freezer and take out the rest of the cake. I hold her close to my chest.

"Bye Baby. Don't worry, I'll be back tomorrow." I tell the cake.

I leave the cafeteria, and soundlessly slip into Tris' apartment.

No one will ever have to know, I think to myself.

A/N: Okay! So what do you think? I'm sorry if it's kind of a trolling, but the idea struck me and I couldn't help but write it. This is probably going to be a one-shot, since this is not really a story you can develop. PLEASE REVIEW if you liked it? It would mean a WHOLE lot to me. Thanks for reading, and have a supermegafoxyawesomehot day! :D