teleporting sounds
officer:how did you get here?
Alex:oh well i got teleported from hell to here
will Alex get out of prison?Tune in next time to find out!
Blossom: Bursts in HE ATTEMPTED TO KILL ME WITH A NERF GUN AND A GUMMY BEAR!
Officer: Uhhh. . . I don't know what the crap just happened, i don't really care, i'ma get the crap outa here. Screw this crap I'm out.
Alex:gets the gummy bear gun but is now a gummy bear SHOTGUN
Blossom: Aw hecks no Runs for her life
Alex:THIS IS GONNA BE FUN!
Also Alex:misses by a gummy bear
Officer2: Pin him DOWN
Officer3: Grabs his shotgun and the gummy bear ammo I got his gun!
Alex:dissapears
Officer2:What where did he go?!
Alex from above:I can camouflage!
Officer3(who is retarded):what's that?
Alex:I can change the color of my skin
Blossom: Uses Potato magic to send him to hell
Alex:pops into hell
Devil: You again?
Devil:WHAT I JUST SENT YOU BACK GO BACK AGAIN GOD DAMN IT
Alex:pops into existence again This has to stop crawls into vent
Devil: Thank God he is gone!
God: Uhh. . . Your welcome?
Officer1,2,and 3 (Jim,Joe,and Bob) are rushing into the chief's office saying bizarre things about a camouflaging man
Chief:So let me get this straight someone shot their sister with a gun that fired deadly gummy bears he shot himself went to hell the devil sent him back in a prison cell he got the gummy bear shot gun Jim sung Fuck this Shit i'm out but with no curse words Joe and Bob came in and pinned him down he became a human cameolin crawled onto the ceiling got sent to hell again and went through the vent?
All 3 officers:YES!
Chief:WELL THAT'S THE DUMBEST CRAP I'VE EVER HEARD
Meanwhile in the vents Alex:Why did this have to be my escape plan?Wait there's something in here with me...
Blossom: In a creepy voice Hello~, Brother~.
Alex:You"re not in the vents...are you?
Alex:You're an illusion inside my head..aren't you?
Alex then pops outside of police headquarters
Alex:Aaaaaah!Air ducts never cease to make people insane!
Alex:Well that restaurant was never there before must be new
FredBear's Family Diner
Alex:Hmmm goes camo now i can sneak in and eat pizza for free!
Meanwhile with Jim,Joe,and Bob getting laughed at
Chieff:YOU'RE ALL SO STUPID! SO WHO WANTS TO EAT AT FREDBEAR'S?!
EVERYBODY:YEAH!
Fredbear: Who Wants to DIE?!
Alex:wakes up GAAAH! Oh i forgot living in a dumpster also depletes sanity!
Alex:But hey i get free food dumped on me from fredbear's!
Alex:Ah sh- WAIT! THIS IS A kid friendly story you know what fuck it!Ah shit its those officers!
The chief and officers go into fredbear's...again
Chief:COME ON BOYS DINNER'S ON ME!
Chief:OR SHOULD I SAY DINER'S!
Alex:Better investigate this diner...
Alex:Grabs the gummy bear shotgun time to go through the ducts!
Alex:Alright why is there a mess of wires in the vents? it looks like a failed anamtronic that got discarded
Wires(AKA the mangle):comes to life
Alex:OH SHIT OH SHIT SHIT SHIT OH GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF SHIT SHIT DAMN IT Falls out into fredbear's still screaming DANM IT SHIT SHit shit...
Crowd:...
Alex:Well what goes up must come down?He he he ha...
Alex:End me
the mangle falls out
Mangle:C-C-COME O-O-UT AND P-P-PL-PL-PLAY!
Jim,Joe,and Bob:IT'S HIM THE HUMAN CAMOEILINE IT'S RE-Alex turns invisible SEE CHIEF ITS HIM THERE IS A HUMAN CAMEIELINE!
Chief:OH I AM SO DRUNK
Security Guard:Can we address the elephant in the room?
Mangle:W-W-WHO M-M-ME?
Security Guard:Yes you!
Mangle:OH WHO A-A-ARE YOU?O O-O-OH TH-THERE I-I-IS NO Y-YOU L-L-LEFT!
Security guard:What do you me-
Everybody:silence
Alex: interrupts silence would now be a good time to say there is a frontal lobe sticking out of the thing's mouth?
Everybody except Alex:SCREAMING
Mangle:drops frontal lobe C-C-COME HERE!
Security guard:why...is...there...a...pool...of...blood...around...me
Mangle:W-WHY M-ME D-DARLING!
Mangle:W-WHERE ARE YOU AL-AL-ALEX?
Alex:Here...No here!...No ove-
Mangle:GOT Y-Y-YOU N-N-N-NOW!
Alex:NO N-N-NO!
Mangle proceeds into the vents
