Here's a little one-shot between Noah and Izzy. Hope you like it! I like Nizzy a lot, it's very cute.

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Death by penguins

Noah sat on a deck chair on playa de losers, under the shade of a big umbrella. He checked his surroundings, no Izzy; ever since she got eliminated- again, he could not get a minute to read.

He cautiously opened the book, nothing happened, he sighed in relief and began to read.

"'Television presenter, television presenter, television presenter, television presenter, train driver.'"

Sergeant Hooper looked up. "Train driver?"

"I'm sorry, my mistake. Television Presenter."

Chief Inspector Colderidge dumped the thick file of suspect profiles onto his desk-"

'Hey Noah!' Of course, life isn't that simple, it never is.

'Hey Izzy.' He says unenthusiastically.

'Noah, Izzy was thinking, if you could be any animal, what would it be?' She rants.

'Izzy, I'll never be an animal, so I see no point in choosing which one I'd rather be.' He explained to her.

'Izzy understands, but if the hypothetical occasion occurred that you had to be an animal, what would you be?' She grinned madly at him.

'I'm not answering, because I'm never going to be an animal.' He said plainly.

'You're quite cynical aren't you?' Izzy said, obviously not noticing Noah's expression at her latest remark.

'I don't care that I'm cynical or not!' He said, loosing his temper.

'Jeez, Noah needs to calm down.' She laughed.

He didn't say anything, that would just make her continue to rant, and he did not want that to happen. They stayed silent for a while.

'Penguins!' Izzy yelled all of a sudden. Noah couldn't keep quiet, he had to ask.

'Penguins?' He asked raising his eyebrow.

'Ha! Izzy got you to talk!' She beams triumphantly.

'Yes, you did.' Despite himself, he laughed.

'Noah, have you ever thought about how you would die?' Noah was shocked; how the hell did they get on to this subject? Then again, it was Izzy, expect the unexpected.

'Um, no.' He answered truthfully.

'How about death by penguins?' She asked.

'How would that work?'

'They peck you to death.'

'Why would I be near penguins in the first place?'

'I brought you to Antarctica.'

'Why would I go with you?'

'Because you're my friend.'

'Friends don't just bring other friends to Antarctica.'

'I bribed you.'

'I don't take bribes'

'You took mine.'

'I doubt that.'

'I'll show you what it was.'

'Izzy we haven't done any of this, it can't be in past tense.' Noah didn't notice as they argued that their faces were closer together.

'I'll show you what it was anyway.' Before Noah could object, Izzy pressed her lips to his. Noah was shocked, but slowly raised his hands to cup her face. They broke apart and Noah only had one thing to say. He swallowed and closed his eyes, then slowly opened them again.

'When can we go to Antarctica?'

There you go, but I have to admit it was good, but that was just me. Oh by the way, the bit of the book Noah was from a book called 'Dead Famous' by Ben Elton.

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