Hidan has been a very loyal follower to Jashin for many years. Jashin decides that he needs more followers like Hidan. He decides it's time for Hidan to give him more followers! But with who?
Konan. A very beautiful woman. But can be too kind, plus Hidan wasn't exactly into older women. Even though Jashin could make Hidan want her, he decided it wouldn't be the best for either. -Plus, he wanted more of a challenge. It would just be to easy- She also already had her eyes set on someone else. Kisame. She didn't like him because she thought he was cute, but of course, she did think that. But she liked him because he was the only one that actually showed curiousity in her.
Zetsu. Smart, could be protective, attractive, strong, interesting, but cannibalistic. He could possibly be a good father, but Jashin was unsure about it. And Kakuzu gave could probably kill the baby, which would not yet be immortal.
Itachi. Extremely smart, strong, very attractive, protective over family. Would be a very good parent. But he is attracted to the blond bomber. Another thing was, he rarely showed any emotion. This could be a good thing, yet it could also be a bad thing. The baby needs more attention, it would need to be played with, talked to, and more. small signs that he was slightly interested in the plant man. Which could cause even more problems between the two then there already is. If they had gotten into a fight, Kakuzu Itachi shows little sexual want for Hidan. He craves Deidara. You have to admit, the blond is very cute.
Tobi. He's smart, also very attractive, active, and lovable. Yet, he's very sectretive, acts very stupid, and talks to much. He can also be very annoying. He can also change his moods quickly. Sometimes he can be kind of scary. It would not work out. He would be quite a good father though. He had actually taken care of some of the other Akatsuki members when they came back from missions, wounded.
Sasori. Adores puppets, half puppet himself. Very strong and smart. Angered easily, adorable, and very small (short). Would be a good parent, if he wasn't angered so easily. The child does not need two parents that are angered so easily. Crushing on Tobi for reasons unknown, only a few people in the Akatsuki know. Tobi remains completely clueless. Even if he was not crushing on Tobi, Hidan's and Sasori's relationship would not last. Both are angered too easily.
Pein. Oh how Hidan despises him. Yet Pein still cares for him. He cares about all the members of the Akatsuki. It's not because he has to. He's just a caring person. It may not show, but he doesn't like to show much emotion. He has his reasons why he hated emotions. He has no love. He use to like Konan, but she broke up with him for Kisame. But she never will tell anyone that. It actually made her feel bad afterwards.
Enough of this. To the positives. He's a genius, maybe a little smarter then Itachi. He is very, very strong. Great leadership skills. Doesn't snap at sob stories. Hard to get to, (good for Pein, bad for Jashin's plan). Not many negatives, gets angered when you mention his past with Konan, doesn't always go by plan, and can get a little careless. But don't we all?
It's almost perfect! A little challenging, but if it wasn't, it wouldn't be fun! Now would it? Pein's genius, Hidan's insanity, both of their strength. Hidan's immortality, Pein's great leadership...they would be almost unbeatable! The weak point...hard-headed at times, and dislikes to listen to other people.
Hidan may need to be a pervert at times. But whatever it takes. He needs the child to be. Nothing will stop him from making that child happen. Nothing!
"Hidan! You cock suckin' son-of-a-bitch!" Pein yelled at the silver haired man, who had ran into his room, laughing madly. "Open this door, Hidan!" he continued yelling at Hidan, pounding on the locked door.
"Nuh-uh." Hidan chuckled. Pein just growled and stomped off. This was deffinately going to take a while. Fun (sarcasm).
"Why are you always picking on him?" Hidan's partner, Kakuzu, asked from the left half of the room.
Hidan walked over to his bed, on the right side of the room. They decided it was best that they split the room. Kakuzu has the left side, and Hidan has the right. "Because, it's fun!" he answered and layed down on the bed, crossed his arms behind his head, and closed his eyes.
Kakuzu shook his head,"You're a bitch." he said, then walked out of the room. Closing the door behind himself, smirking, feeling Hidan glare at his back as he left.
"Fucker." Hidan mumbled, closing his eyes and drifting off to sleep.
[Hidan's Dream]
He was just standing there alone, in a dark, empty room. Hidan grew curious. This dream was different from any other dream he ever had. He was never alone in his dreams. Even in the stupid little nightmares, he was never alone.
Suddenly he heard a noise come from in front of him. As if someone had stepped closer to him. It echoed throughout the whole room, then went dead silent again. It was quiet for the longest time. It felt like hours before anything happened again. The sound of walking echoed through the room again. Hidan didn't know what to do, he wasn't even sure if they were walking toward him, or away from him.
Hidan looked around, desperately looking for the person. Where are they!? Where are they!? he thought to himself. He wasn't scared. He was more pissed then scared. But he froze when he heared his name. It was a deep, god like voice, with a hint of ghost in it.
There was a small pause before they spoke again,"Hidan, you have been loyal to me." Hidans jaw dropped as these words were spoken.
"J-...Jashin?" Hidan asked. He then chuckled and said,"I'm deffinately dreaming."
"I came to you for a reason. I need to ask a favor of you."
"What?" Hidan asked, confused on why his god would need something from him.
"I need you to give me more followers. Loyal ones, like you, are slowly disappearing."
"Wh-what do you mean? You mean convince them to follow you?"
"That would be fine. But that wasn't exactly what I meant."
"Then what did you mean?" Hidan asked. Realisation hit him when he received no answer. "But! I'm-but!...Who am I even gonna-?" Hidan began to ask, but was interupted.
"Pein." the god answered calmly.
"Wh-...What? What about him?" Hidan asked.
"It will be with Pein."
"You're kidding, right?" Hidan said, and there was a long pause. "You're not kidding..."
"No."
"I hate him!"
"It doesn't matter."
"But..."
"I will make you want him if I must."
"No. I don't want him! Besides, I'm a man, too! So how would that work?"
"I am a god. I can make it possible for you to have a child."
"I still don't want him, and I never will." Hidan spoke. His eyes widened when he felt a cold hand on his chest, and a strange feeling shot through his body. He felt love, want, need, obsession, and more. All at once, and he gasped.
The hand was removed and Hidan quickly crossed his arms over his chest to cover himself. Once again, Hidan was alone. "Wake up." the voice echoed through the room. Hidan paused for a minute. He cursed as he felt himself fall. As if the floor below him had just disappeared.
[Hidan's room]
Hidans eyes flew open, and he jumped as he woke back up. 'Just a dream...It was just a dream!...I hope.' Hidan whispered to himself and looked at the clock.
3:45 A.M.
He slept five hours. He looked at Kakuzu. Sleeping. Everyone else must have been in bed now. Kakuzu was always the last to go to bed. Unless it was Zetsu. Because he was afraid they would try to steal his money if he went to bed before them. Hidan just sighed and got up. He made his way through the halls, toward the kitchen,'It's really quiet...kind of creepy.' he whispered to himself.
He got himself something to drink, then went to the living room and turned the tv on, afraid to go back to sleep.
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Ha! I know! Totally stupid! But I had to do it! And I know, Jashin would never to that...so don't tell me that!. Besides...it's only a story! Whatever I want can happen! XD Let me know if I done good, or you think I can do better! =3 Thanks for your time...
