Jasper yawned as he turned on his side. Thumb with its nightly place in his mouth. He couldn't wait until later. Everyone was going to be at work and he and Edward opted to stay home today. He couldn't wait.
For the past could of years Jasper and Edward had a secret they kept tightly from everyone else in the house. It was one of those things you couldn't exactly just bring up at the dinner table casually.
A few weeks ago they'd made a discovery with the help of a family friend. They could be more human and keep themselves from starving by taking iron pills. 5 a day to be exact. It did help quite a bit. Now they could eat human food and stay sustained.
So they could use an excuse to go to the store now. Jasper rolled out of bed and went to see if everyone was gone yet. Looked in all the rooms and no one. But Edward's sleeping body. Another effect of the pills is that it made them sleep. It made them pretty happy since now for 8 or so hours a night they had something to do.
"Hey, Edward," Jasper came into his room, "They're gone," he said.
Edward stretched, "They are?" he asked. Jasper nodded, "Good," he got up and reached under his bed and pulled out a flat box that had a lock on it. He opened it up and pulled out some footie pjs that had teddy bears on them and a diaper, "Finally," he said taking his clothes off, "Go get your stuff and I'll help you put it on."
Jasper nodded and got his things. He had footies with a drop seat and cloth diapers. He'd finally gotten Edward to use clothe so that it would be easier to hide. He walked into the room holding his things up.
"Ok, lie on the bed," Edward said. The diapers they had didn't need pins thanks to the advances in things. They had side snaps and even came with designs.
Jasper did as he was told, but first took his pants and underwear off. He lied on his bed and handed Edward the powder. Edward lifted his legs up and slid the diaper underneath him and powdered his rump.
"Lotion," he said holding out his hand.
"Lotion," Jasper handed it to his, feeling like both a patient on the table and a nurse. Edward lotioned his inner thighs to keep from rash and snapped the diaper shut, "You need help with yours?" jasper asked sitting up.
"Sure," Edward took his place on the bed and was given the same treatment he'd given Jasper.
After they were both diapered they put on their footies and enjoyed the soft feel of them. They walked to Jasper's room since that's where they hid the toys. Edward took a pop up game while Jasper chewed on a plastic teething ring.
They sat for ten minutes happily being oversized toddlers until they realized they were hungry. Edward got the bibs while Jasper got the baby utensils.
Edward had made oatmeal and bacon and poured orange juice into their bottles. They both sat in the chairs pretending they were in highchairs eating. Making a happy mess.
"Man the times of childhood were some good times." Edward said.
"Yeah. Not having to do anything and people doing everything for you." Jasper nodded, "The biggest problem about this is we have to find places to hide all this crap and we have to wait until no one is around."
"Not to mention we can't get as much as we want and we always have to find an excuse to what we spend our money on." Edward nodded, "But for now this will have to be settled for."Jasper sighed but enjoyed himself while he could.
Their biggest worry was Alice. But thankfully the pills seemed to affect her ability to see the future. So she either had no idea or was keeping silent about it.
They went to Jasper's room and both got their stuffed toys. Jasper had a bear and Edward had a lion. Jasper had bought them a while ago claiming them gifts for Alice. It seemed to work.
Edward happily sucked a pacifier while Jasper was happy with his thumb. Both cuddling to their bears. It was great.
They'd fallen asleep and Jasper was the first to wake up, "Oh no!" he looked at the clock 2: 15. Emmett and the others would be home in 30 minutes! "Edward wake up!" he shook his brother, "Wake up, we have to wash this stuff and hide it now." he put the clock in Edward's face.
"No!" Edward looked at the clock and they quickly got undressed. Before falling asleep Jasper had wet his diaper and Edward wet himself after seeing the time. So now they had less then 20 minutes to clean the laundry. Edward took their clothes and quickly went to the basement to wash them. While Jasper washed the dishes and dried them so he could hide them.
After washing the dishes Jasper quickly dried them and put them away. Then he grabbed all the toys and locked them away and went to help Edward with the clothes.
Edward had to wash them by hand if he wanted to get them clean in the allotted time. And jasper rung them out as tight as he could to get the dry then he swung them around. They got the clothes clean and hid with about 5 minutes to spare. They gave a sigh of relief until they realized they were both still naked.
They rushed to their rooms and showered. Being dressed with no time to spare as their brothers and sisters got back. They both gave a sigh of relief and pretended like they had either been reading or listening to music the whole time.
No one realizing that Edward had dropped his pacifier on the kitchen floor. No one but Emmett who just happened to see it and picked it up.
