Disclaimer: I do not own Gossip Girl.
It's not the Serengeti but it's close. Summer in NY.
Dan Humphrey asks himself what the heck he's doing there. Sitting amid Serena's friends. Well, he's doing it for her. Basically.
They are all sipping on smoothies. All except one.
Because Blair – hey world, look at me! I'm God's gift to humankind – Waldorf is better off with an ice pop!
She starts licking on it because it's frozen and then when she's done with all the licking she starts the sucking. Damn.
He hates her. So much. Why does she have to be like this? Why does she have to do this to him?
He sticks to his smoothie and does his best to ignore the character sitting across the table.
He's doing well not eyeing her but then he hears it through and through. Those damn sucking noises.
The slurps and the sucking.
Dan concentrates on his smoothie like his life depends on it.
"Hey Cabbage Patch, want some?" She offers. He stares at her pointing the half melted ice pop at him. "Last time I checked there were loads. Must be the summer stock."
She sticks it in her mouth again, sucking deep and then bringing it out. He feels the warmth forming at his low belly and then winding up further on.
Fuck, fuck AND fuck.
He hates himself, he hates her and he hates ice pops.
"Hmmm" She pouts as the melted ice runs down her throat ending the treat. Blair's lips are slightly swollen. She licks on them and then smiles.
Dan ends his smoothie, the straw making funny noises at the bottom of the cup. He can now relax back as his entire body softens down.
Thank you.
