Tamahome and the Sex Journals #1
Anime-Fever and Mike Hawk
R Sex and Swears
Fushigi Yugi (somewhere in the three months she was gone)
=Action **=Thought //=Author
/We do not own Fushigi Yugi or the characters. This story is our own that we thought of during a VERY boring French class./
/Tamahome was sitting on the grass under a tree outside the palace. He was
totally oblivious to the package in the red Suzaku light that was about to fall
in his lap (literally)./
Tamahome:Out of it
Miaka:Falls in Tamahome's lap
Tamahome:Flinches * damn Suzaku that hurt!* OUCH! You fucker! Watch where you...
Miaka:Interrupts him *Son of a bitch* Chibi face Who are you calling a
fucker Tamahome?
Tamahome:Screams Clings to a pillar *Damn that was scary. MOMMY!*
Miaka:Innocent *Son of a bitch* Tamahome, what's wrong?
Tamahome:*Bitch* Miaka your back, its been so fucking long.smothers her in
hugs and kisses
Miaka:Breaks the kiss for a breathHow long have I been gone?
Tamahome: Too damn longKisses Miaka again *I wonder what would happen if I
picked her up by her ass?*
Miaka:Almost reading Tamahome's body language Small groan *Tamahome, don't
even think about it!* Breaks Tamahome...
Tamahome:Breaths *Why does she keep doing that?* Hesitant Yes...Miaka?
Miaka:Smirks Grabs his dick *What in hell am I doing?!* Are you really
that fucking happy to see me?
Tamahome:*Yikes! She's stronger than she looks. Miaka, let go that fucking
HURTS!!* High Um...yes.
Miaka: Then lets go to a Kiss private room, k? Very happy *I wonder how
big this thing really is?*
Tamahome:Surprised *Is she serious?* Grabs Miaka's hand *She seems to be*
Follow me.
/Miaka and Tamahome arrived at, what seemed to be a deserted broom closet,
in less than 1 minute. Tamahome checked to see if anyone was coming./
Tamahome:Closing the door Coast is clear Miaka. *I better clean my room for
our wild, unsafe sex.* Turns Chibi Runs around room throwing
things here and there This goes here. That goes in the trash.
Takes basketball stance He shoots, Round the rim and in He
scores Starts dancing\I wonder what safe sex would be in Ancient china/
Miaka:*This is his idea of romantic?* Ok. Lets get to it Tamahome.
Tamahome:Stops in mid dance Turns to Miaka
Miaka:Leaning in the now open once closed door jam Situated in the setting
sun *Come and get me, big boy.*
Tamahome:Erection gets bigger Thinking with his genitals Big time Um...
sure.
/Miaka began to strip./
Tamahome:Drool Drip, drip
/Miaka gets down to her under garments, when Tamahome attacks her./
Tamahome:Pulls Miaka to the ground and pulls at her panties You take too
damn long!
Miaka:*You horny ass. Forgive me for being slow in trying to tease you.*
Naked herself, she rips Tamahome's shirt off as they both lay on the
floor
/Miaka and Tamahome start to get somewhere when Miaka pulls back/
Miaka:*The condom!!* Yells Tamahome stop a minute.
Tamahome:Pants *And she does it during sex too! Damn it! I thought I was
getting somewhere!* Why?
/Miaka reached for her skirt. Pulls out small packages./
Miaka:*I finally get to see what he boasts about so often!* Put this on.
Hands it to Tamahome
Tamahome:*Da hell?!* What is it?
Miaka:*Bitch, I forgot the sweet fucker doesn't have these.* Um... its a
condom Tamahome, you put it on you're... um... you're... yeah know... dick.
Tamahome:*Da hell she want safe sex for?!* How?
Miaka:*Is he serious?* Ok Tamahome, pull down your pants.
Tamahome:*HELL NA!!* What?!
Miaka:Does it for him
Miaka:Stares *OMG!!* You wear tightly whites?
Tamahome: No! I can explain. Gimmie a minute. Leaves
Miaka:*OMG! That is so fucking funny!* Giggles
/In the background she heard a horrible rip and a very high scream./
Miaka:Laughs hysterically
\poor Tama-baby may have injured a nerve down their ^-^;\
Knock, Knock
Miaka:Gets up Still laughing *Who could it be?*
Miaka:Nude, opens door Hi Nuriko. Smiles
Nuriko:*Those things look like my fucking grandma!* Hi Miaka.
Tamahome:Walks out from the back Nude
/This should be interesting.../
Tamahome: Ok Miaka, tell me what to do. Screams Nuriko?!!
Nuriko: Ouch, hello handsome. Cocks his head Good one Tama-Babe.
Tamahome:*kuso! Wait, is he staring at me?* Miaka why did you let him in.
Tries to cover his dick Totally unsuccessful
Miaka: Nuriko could you leave?
Nuriko: Ok. *That THING is HUGE!!* Leaves Comes back Ouch.
Miaka: Nuriko!!
Nuriko: Ok, ok. Bye. Sorry for interrupting your hormone party Leaves
Miaka:Starts to close the door Finally.
Nuriko:Comes back Have fun. Toyingly
Miaka:Runs after Nuriko /Out the door/ Nuriko leave us alone you homo bitch!!
Shakes her fists
Hotohori:Blushes /Marjory/ Oh...
\He'd never thought he'd see her completely naked and didn't know what to say\
Miaka:Freezes *Oh Shit, Oh Shit, SHITSHITSHIT!!* Turns /Whole body/ to
Hotohori
Hotohori:Eyes bulge /So does his dick/ Sorry Miaka Turns to leave*I'd thought id never get to see that.*
Miaka:Screams Loud Very loud AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
/Sorry got a little excited./
Miaka:Runs back in the room Slams door Pants OH FUCKING SHITTT!!
/ this is to funny careful you don't piss your pants laughing/
Tamahome:*What the hell was that?* Miaka?...Miaka...are you alright?
Miaka:Looks at Tamahome/Very, very angry/ *Is he serious?!* Yells We just
had a run in with that bitch Nuriko and... Pauses
Tamahome:*Mommy I'm scared, she's gonna yell louder* Shakes Gulps And?
Miaka:Yells /Even louder/ Birds flee Hotohori just saw me like this!!
Spreads out like a star
Tamahome:Cowers in the farthest corner from Miaka Runs
\oh Tama's a real man now! ^-^;\
Miaka:Yells NO BODY LIKES MEEEEEE!! Cries
Tama: Meow /Translation: I like you priestess/
Miaka:Gets dressed Picks up Tama Where's Mitsukake?
Tama: Meow /Translation: He's right outside the door/
Miaka:Whispers He is, is he?* I figured that much* Gets up Puts Tama down
Tama: Meow /Translation: I'm gonna get it/
Mitsukake:*That trader bitch of a cat!*
Miaka:Puts her head out the door Hello Mitsukake...
Mitsukake:Scared Oh. Hello Miaka.
Miaka:...Can you do me a favor?
Mitsukake:*Here it comes...* Yes?
Miaka: Good Yells with a mega phone Then get the HELL OUTTA HERE!!
Mitsukake: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH Runs in super deformed
Tama: Meow /Translation: I am soo not going to get any tonight/
Tama: Meow /Translation: Do I have to go too?/
Miaka:Looks down at Tama No you don't have to go yet. You can keep me
company. ^_~
Tama: Meow /Translation: COOL!!/
Miaka:Picks up Tama Eskimo kiss You are so under standing. Closes the
door with her foot
/Ha Ha you have to wait to Miaka and the Sex Journals to see what happened
behind closed doors (literally)/
