"WHAT THE FUCKING HELL GAVIN!" Michael shouted as I turned the camera to fast in Slender, "FUCK! QUIT BEING SO FUCKING STUPID! DAMN!"
I just sort of laughed. I knew he wasn't actually mad at me. He just acted like to make sure our fans were entertained. He yells a lot. Obviously. But I can take it. In fact I think it's sort of funny when he does.
"GAVIN! ARE YOU EVEN FUCKING PAYING ATTENTION?!" Michael shouted.
"I can't see! The torch isn't working right."
"Are we SERIOUSLY doing this again?! THIS ISN'T FUCKING SKYRIM! It's a flashlight not a FUCKING torch!"
"But it doesn't flash-"
"It's a flash light not a FUCKING strobe light!"
We kept playing for another 15 minutes or so until we completely flipped out when Slendy flashed on the screen.
"So, what are we playing next?" I asked, beaming a happy smile at him.
He huffed a little, "I dunno. Gimme a little break. My throats like numb, dude."
"K." I strolled into his kitchen looking for a beer or something to drink. "Perfect..." I mumbled looking at a wonderful bottle of beer sitting there. I grabbed and twisted off the top, forgetting to ask if I could have it. 'Oh well,' I thought,'I'll pay him back.'
"Hey Michael!" I shouted, "you have anything to eat?"
He stepped inside the kitchen behind me, "Uh.. Probably." He glanced at his refrigerator then opened his pantry closet, "Here" He tossed a bag of Doritos at him.
"Thanks." I followed Michael into his living room and plopped down next to him. He flipped on the tele and cuddled up next to me as he usually did. Neither of us really thought anything of it other than he was in need of a good cuddle and I was happy to oblige.
As soon as I opened the bag of Doritos the bag got rapidly hot and I threw it across the room, "OUCH!" I yelled jumping up and then I saw Michael laughing his arse off.
"MICHAEL?!" I frowned,"I- I... THAT WAS NOT FUNNY!" I stormed out angrily, slamming his door.
A/N: I apologise for the mega-short first chapter and my limited knowledge of RoosterTeeth. Sorry. Never written one of these. BUT I'm writing it for a friend (Hey Kaylin), so I watched a couple RTLifes and a podcast and I think I can write it for her now. Anyone following my other page, I'll have Reluctance ch4 up by tomorrow. I swear. Didn't forget just... Busy. Ta-ta, for now!
~Love,
Your Friendly Neighborhood Assassin~
