Power of the Tusk

Disclaimer: All characters belong to Marvel but Razor, Rip, Fingers, Wendy, Tommy, Alex, and Sgt. Polanski. They're mine.

To Red Witch: You wanted a sequel? HEEEERE'S YER SEQUEL FOR YA!!!!

To Aaron: Glad you loved the story! I tried to blend humor and action. And Razor's got a full plate on his hands where women are involved, between Selene watching him in the shadows and Jubilee chasing after the fearless super-rocker. I also am happy that you liked the little Psylocke cameo. Let's get on with the fun!

To Wizard1: Here's another Kid Razor adventure for you! Enjoy!

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"Boring...Boring...Sucks...Lame...Chick's hot, but movie sucks...Blows..." Daniel "Fingers" Carrington, the green-haired mutant keyboardist of the Rock 'n' Roll Cavaliers, flipped the channels on the TV in his home. His parents were out, and the only friends allowed were his own. Fingers never had a real rough time in Cleveland. After all, Cleveland, Ohio was known for being a very mutant-tolerant city. As a result, the city had a good- sized mutant population. He flipped to a channel he found interesting. "Hey, a documentary on Cleveland's mutants!" The host was a short balding man who showed a slight resemblance to Drew Carey.

"Everybody calls Philadelphia the 'City of Brotherly Love'. However, when it comes to 'Mutantly Love', Cleveland is the city. Known for being one of America's most mutant-friendly cities, Cleveland has acquired a small population of mutants. Here, we are interviewing Arnold Torrence, a mutant born with a mammoth-like mutation, among one of Cleveland's mutants." The host put a microphone up to a very large, muscular mutant. He was approximately seven feet tall, his body was covered in brown fur, and his head was that of a wooly mammoth, complete with long black hair. He was clad in an Indians t-shirt with a blue-and-black plaid shirt over it, and blue jeans. "Mr. Torrence, tell us about yourself."

"My name is Arnold Torrence and I work for a construction company in Cleveland." The mammoth-like mutant said. "I was born and raised here in Cleveland. I came from a poor family, and I work nights as a bouncer in a club on 12th Street. I was born with this mammoth-like, incredibly beautiful body. When I was thirteen, I discovered my superhuman strength and durability."

"Wow." Fingers stared at the screen. The Cavaliers, and Jubilee, entered the house.

"Hey Fingers." They cheered. Jubilee gleefully took the remote from the green-haired keyboardist.

"Hey!" Fingers snapped.

"Shut up! My love's on the news!" Jubes turned on the news.

"And in local news, Kid Razor successfully freed several hostages from a group of armed gunmen." Jane Santos said in the screen.

"He's so brave..." Jubes sighed longingly as she stared at the image of Razor on the screen.

"Hey Jubes, show 'em the new t-shirt they got out." Rip laughed. "You will not believe this." Jubilee happily threw off her yellow trenchcoat, revealing her red t-shirt. On the front was Kid Razor's insignia: A gold- and-silver razor blade with matching eagle wings pointing out to the sides. She turned around, and the back of the shirt read in gold-and-silver letters, "Kid Razor: Kickin' Arse, Rockin' Hard, and Takin' Names! WHOO!!!" The television showed an image of Kid Razor standing triumphantly over the armed gunmen, giving a "Rock On!" sign. A reporter had given him a microphone.

"Well, it was no challenge to the Kid of Rock. After all, he did beat a demon. The Kid of Rock needs a superhuman foe. After all, The Kid of Rock is a superhero! The X-Men got Magnet-Boy, The Avengers got that mechanical pencil-neck geek Ultron, Spidey's got that fat-ass short-sighted nerd Doctor Octopus..."

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(The Vault, a prison for superhuman criminals)

"THAT LITTLE BLOND MOTHER$%&^#@!!!!!!" Doc Ock roared in the cafeteria. He lunged for the TV, yelling and cursing. Carnage and Shriek were holding his human arms, and The Blob was holding back his mechanical arms.

"Man, and they say we're nuts!" Carnage groaned. "WILL YOU RELAX, OCTAVIUS?!?!"

"Yeah, the kid's just trying to tick you off!" Shriek added.

"WELL, HE'S DOING A GOOD JOB OF IT!!!!" Ock screamed.

"Someone get this guy more happy pills!" Blob yelled. "AIE!!!" He screamed in a soprano. "OCK!!! YOUR CLAWS!!!"

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"And the FF got that Latverian armored impotent idiot Doc Doom!" Razor added.

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(Castle Doom, Latveria)

"THAT LITTLE BLOND MOTHER$&%#@*!!!!" Doctor Doom roared. He tried to tackle the TV, but his servants were holding him back. "COME DOWN HERE AND SAY THAT TO DOOM'S FACE, YOU GUITAR-TOTING AMERICAN DOG!!!!"

"Master, calm down! Remember your blood pressure!" Boris warned.

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"The Kid of Rock needs a challenge, that's all." Razor shrugged. He could've sworn he heard Doctor Doom scream "YOU WANT A CHALLENGE, YOU GOT ONE, YOU COCKY %$&^#@!!!!!" all the way from Latveria. The rocker shook his head. "Anyway, the Kid of Rock is still the man, and he dares anyone to come get some if they want some! Kid Razor is the man, and there's only two things that can be done about it: Shut Up and Like It! WHOO!!!!" The rocker flew off. Jubes sighed longingly at the screen.

"Oh, Razor." Jubes sighed.

"Here she goes again!" Alex groaned.

"Man, what is about Kid Razor she loves?" Tommy groaned, walking to the kitchen. "What's to eat?"

"Did some say my name?" Kid Razor stood at the open sliding window, trademark smirk on his face, clad in his white, red, and black costume, and an old Black Sabbath t-shirt.

"RAZOR!!!!" Jubilee squealed. She ran towards him, arms outstretched. Razor just took a step back, and she ran out the door. Razor snickered.

"Man, she's good for a laugh." Razor walked in. "What's up, my Cavaliers?"

"Hey, Razor." Wendy pitched the Rock 'n' Roll Warrior a soda. Razor caught it easily and guzzled it down.

"Wanna see something cool?" Razor grinned. He carefully put the empty can on his guitar's head and pointed it out the window. With one mighty strum, Razor fired the can out the window.

"Cool!" Alex laughed.

"Razor, where are you?!" Jubes cooed outside.

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(Cleveland Ports)

Sgt. Harold Polanski sat in his car, doing a stake-out.

"Well, I guess I gotta get used to that costumed clown in Cleveland. I got a bad feeling about this." A soda can fell through his open sunroof and bonked him on the head. "Ow!" He clutched his head. "Who threw that?!"

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(Fingers' home)

"Where'd that can go?" Rip asked. Razor shrugged.

"I dunno."

"Hey look, the documentary on Cleveland mutants I told you about." Fingers said. Jubilee walked in and hugged Razor's arm, much to his chagrin as he walked to the television. The host talked, and the mammoth-man seemed unhappy that the camera wasn't on him.

"Hey!" Torrence roared angrily. "Put that camera on me NOW!!!"

"Hey buddy, your time is up!" The host hollered.

"I DEMAND MY CAMERA TIME!!! I'M THE $%&#@! STAR!!!" The mammoth-man angrily shoved the host down, using his great strength.

"Hey watch those tusks!" The host hollered angrily.

"Aw man!" Razor groaned. "Where's that from?"

"The Yeager district. It's often known as the 'mutant district'. Most of the mutants in Cleveland live there." Fingers said. Razor flew off in a field of rainbow energy.

Well, a new adventure begins for Kid Razor! What was Torrence's problem? Can Kid Razor beat him? Can Razor avoid getting gored on his tusks? Find out in the next exciting chapter!