"Alright team!" Captain Planet said as they flew over the ocean, to where the massive oil leak was taking place. "What's our plan for plugging up this hole?" He looked over to one of his teammates and smiled. "And how about later I plug up your hole, baby?" He whispered.

"You do know I'm underage, right?"

"Really? You look so...old and wrinkle-y..." He said, flying away from her just a bit. "Ever think about wearing makeup?"

"You are such a dick." The girl muttered as she paid more attention to the matter at hand. "Okay, so what are we going to do?"

"Why don't we get a giant vacuum and suck up all the oil!" One of the boys shouted.

"Then the water would be in there too, idiot." Captain Planet spouted.

"I KNOW!" A voice said as a whale emerged from the water. "Why don't we use my WHAAAALES?"

Everyone simultaneously sighed as Aquaman appeared, offering his...uniquely lame assistance. "No thanks, Aquaman." Captain Planet turned his back to him and looked around for something to use on the leak. "We've got this under control."

"Not really." Iron Man flew down and blasted Aquaman's whale, then hit Captain Planet. The captain turned into a pool of water, and fell into the ocean, and instantly all the water there cleared. "I am Iron Man, and I just saved the day...again."

"You killed our leader, you dick!" The other girl (there is an other one, right?) shouted.

"AND MY WHAAAALLLLE!" Aquaman cried like a little girl as he swam away.

Iron Man shrugged and started to fly away. "Not like anyone watches your show anyway!"