Bakura is in love with Joey who's in love with Tea who's in love with Kaiba, who's dying, who's little brother has run away to become a crack addict with his pregnant girlfriend Serenity, who was impregnated by Yugi, who's in love with Pegasus, who's mourning his dead lover Marik, who's actually related to Tristan, who's cheating on Duke Devlin with Mai Valentine, who's a stripper working for Bandit Keith, who's married to Ishizu, who's daughter is Kisara, who's Noah's mother, who wants to be with Creepy Granddad, who's in a threesome relationship with the Paradox Brothers, who are human trafficking the Big Five, who used to work for Mako Tsunami's company, who divorced the ocean to go live with Rebecca, who's the illegitimate child of Dartz and Bakura.
