Author: ILoveThesePeople

Word Count: 311

Rating: T

Genre: Romance/Humor

Pairings/Characters: Xander/Faith, Giles.

Warnings: Slight language near the end and Xander/Faith antics

Summary: In which Xander sleep talks, Faith's grumpy and complaining, Xander rants, and Giles is scarred for life.

A/N: Wow, this is a first for many things. This is my first X/F, my first dialogue fic, my first finished het pairing for this fandom, and my first humor story. I hope you all like it and that it's not confusing. Please tell me what you think!

"Xander."

Mumble…

"Xander…"

Mumble…

"Xan."

Mumble…

"Yo boytoy!"

Yelp. "What?"

"You sleep talk."

"And?"

The look. "You sleep talk."

"Oh… and you expect me to do what?"

Sigh. "Oh, I don't know, maybe stop it?"

Disbelieving stare. "Why of course Faith, why didn't I think of that? I'll try my hardest not to sleep talk when I, you know, sleep."

Glare.

"Right… I'll try my best."

Five Minutes Later:

Exasperated sigh. "Xander!"

"What?"

"You're doing it again!"

"Well, gee Faith I'm sorry I haven't trained myself to control my subconscious while I'm sleeping."

Glare. "Xander…"

"And you're not exactly the best bed partner either, you know! I mean your slayer shaped and slayer shaped means small and compact, so why the hell do you need that much covers?"

Warning tone. "Xan…"

"And on that subject if you don't need that much cover in the first place you definitely don't need most of the bed. I mean honestly, I'm a man, I need more than just enough space to not to fall off!"

Small growl.

"Sure, I guess waking up to you on me isn't so bad, but then there's the whole 'how the hell do I get up without dying due to a sleep deprived slayer' situation."

"…"

"And I mean, why do you need so much sleep? We work on the same schedule you know! Wake up, coffee, slayer training, research, advert apocalypse number twenty, patrol, then we come home, do the do (Multiple times,) go to sleep, repeat."

Battle cry.

"Oof!"

Twenty Minutes Later:

"Hello, Xander, Faith was that you? I certainly sounded like you two."

"Hello?" Opens door. "You two should at least warn me if you plan on visi-""Bloody hell!" Door slams shut.

Comes up for air. "Faith, you didn't tell Giles we were spending the night in the guest room, did you?"

Smirk.

Sigh.

Kiss.