Author's Note: Alright, this is my first attempt on what I call "Unofficial Season Fics" named for a story I saw how long ago that has since seemed to be removed. Basically this is a new season for the show Codename: Kids Next Door. As always I do not own anything. But one thing you have to know, the live action parts of Operation: I.N.T.E.R.V.I.E.W.S. are not being factored in here. Only the animated parts.


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Operation: RETURN

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The Galactic Kids Next Door. A top secret group dedicated to protecting the universe from the terrors of adult tyranny. Recently they recruited young Nigel Uno, better known as Numbuh 1, to aid them. But recently, Nigel spent less and less time worrying less about the adults he was fighting, and more and more about the team he left behind. An upset sight left his lips.

"Something wrong Numbuh 1?" Another operative asked. A clichéd green alien.

"Nothing you need to worry about." The British KND responded.

"Well we need to talk anyway." The alien said, "So far, all you've used is that primitive 2x4 technology of your home planet. You haven't even practiced with anything else."

"It was built by my friend." Numbuh 1 retorted, "I'll use it if I want."

"It won't do you any good." The alien responded, "And I won't have this team's safety risked for foolish sentimental ideals."

"Won't do any good? Funny, that's exactly what we're doing!" Numbuh 1 snapped, "I find it hard to believe that no adults attacked anywhere. So why aren't we doing anything?"

"We aren't needed." The alien said, "We can't go saving every planet. That's what their branches are for."

"So we just stay here, all secret, not doing anything?"

"We are doing something."

"No we're not!" Numbuh 1 yelled.

"I'm not appreciating that tone." The alien said, "I out rank you. So are you going to show me the proper respect I deserve? Or will you continue to cause me troubles?"

"The later." Numbuh 1 said narrowing his eyes.

"Then you are restricted to your quarters until further notice." Obeying his superior Numbuh 1 returned to his quarters. But he didn't sit there doing nothing. Instead he made use of some of their technology and contacted Numbuh 74.239 back on Earth.

"Numbuh 1, what are you doing?" Numbuh 74.239 stated, "Others can't know about the GKND and contacting me is a pretty good risk of letting them find out."

"Yeah well I'm sick of this place." Numbuh 1 said, "We pretty much never do anything. It's ridiculous."

"Well you chose to go with them." Numbuh 74.239 pointed out.

"Like I had a choice!" Numbuh 1 said, "You teleported me somewhere I had no clue where I was, drop this massive bomb shell on me, then gave me like no time to think it over!"

"You where still given a choice!"

"That I wasn't allowed to make!" Numbuh 1 retorted, "I don't care about the rules, I'm coming home."

"You can't!" Numbuh 74.239 said with a bit of panic, "You stay right there or else!"

"Or else what?" Numbuh 74.239 never got a chance to follow through. Next thing he knew, a MUSKET was placed at his back. The now truly sacred scientist quickly cut off the transmission.

"Numbuh 86 sir." He said, "What are you doing?"

"Numbuh 362 wants to have a word with ye." The Irish girl explained, "And if ya know what good for ye, you'll come along quietly. And keep that finger away from yer nose." Numbuh 86 lead 74.239 into an interrogation room. Shortly after Chad and Numbuh Infinity was brought in the same way. An obvious factor in the room was the incredibly dry air. After a few minutes of sitting, Numbuh 362 came in. A small water cooler on her back that was attached to an oxygen mask.

"Alright, I'm sure you know why you're all here." Numbuh 362 said, "I'm not happy with you three. A shadow organization operating under my nose, without any form of knowledge, and you kidnapped one of my best operatives. Now I do apologize for the dry conditions, but I can't risk any of you using those weird teleporting boogers. But now, you're going to tell me everything I want to know."

"I'm sorry, but we aren't allowed to." Numbuh Infinity said, "We answer to a force much higher than yourself."

"I don't care." Numbuh 362 irately said, "I'm giving you three a direct order."

"We can't do it." Numbuh 74.239 responded, "Numbuh 1 is gone. He's not coming back."

"Fine." Numbuh 362 said, "If you refuse to do this the easy way, I have no choice. Just remember, you had a chance to prevent this."


GKND Headquarters…


Not that you could tell in space, but it was night. Most of the Galactic Kids Next Door have gone to sleep, but there was one who had no intent of spending even one more hour in that bed. Nigel Uno had recollected all he brought with him and was heading for the escape pods. He was going home.

"What are you doing out and about Numbuh 1?" The alien from before asked right as the door to the escape pods opened, "And why are you here? No reason to escape."

"Only ships here I can fly." Numbuh 1 said, "And I need a ship. I'm going back to Earth."

"Now now Numbuh 1. I know coming here was a big change, but we have determined that Earth won't be able to handle the knowledge of our existence for generations." The alien said, "So why don't you just" As soon as he turned around to face the former commander of Sector V, the wooden plank of a SPLANKER came down onto his face, knocking him out cold.

"Won't do any good." Numbuh 1 said mockingly, "Yeah right. Now then, to get out of here."


Moon Base 0…


"Please! Make it stop!" Numbuh 74.239 whined.

"It's unbearable!" Numbuh Infinity said.

"I can't take it anymore!" Chad yelled out.

"Tell us where Numbuh 1 is and it'll all be over." Numbuh 362 said.

"We can't do that." The diplomat operative squeaked.

"Numbuh 86, increase pressure." Numbuh 86 turned a dial on a device that appeared to be a gardening claw attached to a small black board.

Kids Next Door: S.C.R.E.E.C.H

Sonic Creation Ruins Enemy Eardrums Canceling Hostility

"Alright alright! I'll talk!" Numbuh 74.239 yelled out as the noise increased in both pitch and volume.

"You can't!" Numbuh Infinity protested.

"I can't stand it anymore." Numbuh 74.239 said, "We don't know where he is. The place that has him spreads all over the universe. He could be anywhere. And he's not allowed to come back."

"Think he's tellin' the truth?" Numbuh 86 asked.

"Unfortunately I think so." Numbuh 362 answered, sorrow showing itself in her voice, "Take them to the Arctic Base Prison. We'll figure out to do later. Now if you don't mind, I need a bit of alone time."

"Numbuh 362 sir! Urgent news!" An operative yelled out barging into the room.

"What is it?"

"An unknown ship is approaching fast. We don't know of any ship capable of moving at those speeds." The operative said, "We tried calculating its trajectory, but we can't. It's just too fast." The three future inmates of the Arctic Base looked at each other. They all had a good idea who it was.

"I want all the scientists we have trying to figure out where it's going to hit!" Numbuh 362 ordered.

"No time." The operative said, "We only have about five minutes before it hits Earth."

"Then let's hope that it's not a threat." Numbuh 362 said.


Sector V Tree house…


"Guys, something's coming, and fast." Numbuh 2 said looking at a long range radar, recently installed.

"Any idea what it is?" Numbuh 5, the now leader of Sector V asked.

"No clue. But it looks like it's going to hit us in 3…2…1!" All of Sector V scattered from the console used to monitor the radar. A metallic cylinder came crashing through the wall. Steam erupted from it as it began to open. The entire sector was in awe as the bald head of Nigel Uno appeared.

"Numbuh 1!" The remains of Sector V gleefully cheered as they all rushed up to him.

"I don't understand. I thought you were never coming back." Numbuh 2 said.

"I bet he got all soft up there and was bawling his eyes to come home." Numbuh 4 said acting like his usual self, "You'd never see me breaking down like that."

"But Numbuh 4, you where crying all night when he left." Numbuh 3 said in her innocent way. Numbuhs 1, 2, and 5 all stifled laughter.

"But seriously Numbuh 1." Numbuh 5 said, "We're all glad to have you back. I actually think these are yours." She held out the sunglasses that once sat on the bald brit's face.

"Actually Numbuh 5, I never actually managed to quit yet." Numbuh 1 said, "But I just couldn't stay there anymore. This is where I belong. So if they want me back, they'll have to come and get me." A bright flash filled the tree house as a large robot appeared in the center.

"Numbuh 1, you are absent without official leave. You are to return to base immediately."

"No way." Numbuh 4 said quickly stepping in between the robot and the former commander.

"Yeah you big meanie." Numbuh 3 said joining the Aussie operative.

"He wants to stay here." Numbuh 2 said joining his teammates.

"So I suggest you leave or we'll force you." Numbuh 5 finished.

"Very well." The robot said, "Under the authority of the Galactic Kids Next Door, you are all to be captured for decommissioning from your local branch."

"This try." Numbuh 1 said, "Kids Next Door!" Numbuh 5 cleared her thought.

"Numbuh 5 thinks you'll be needing these." She said tossing him the sunglasses.

"Thanks Abby." Numbuh 1 said placing the glasses back on his face, "Now where was I? Oh yes, Kids Next Door! Battle Stations!" Sector V scattered, the robot seemed to have a bit of a hard time to keep up with all of them.

"Five!" Numbuh 5 said grabbing two SCAMPPs and started opening fire on the bot. It raised its arms in front of it, deflecting the rounds.

"Four!" Numbuh 4 yelled launching all the bottles contained in a TANGLER, wrapping it's upper half

"Three!" Numbuh 3 said using another TANGLER to bind it's feet.

"Two!" Numbuh 2 said firing a Bowling Ball from the Bowling Ball Cannon to knock the thing over.

"One!" Numbuh one said using his shoes to fly up to the rafters and came down on a glass dome found on the front breaking it.

"This guy wasn't so tough." Numbuh 4 said.

"And they thought that 2x4 technology wasn't as good as their stuff." Numbuh 1 said.

"That's because it's not!" A voice said from the robot as the alien came out of the robot, "And you really think you could get away from us that easily? HA!" The Robot easily got back up and with one swing of its arm swept all five operatives of Sector V across the room. While they where dazed, it reached out and grabbed Numbuh 1.

"Let me go!" Numbuh 1 said struggling as hard as he could.

"We cannot." The alien said, "Earth must have a representative, whether they know about us or not. And Numbuh 1 is the best example we could find."

"Well where else did you look?" Numbuh 5 asked.

"We did not need to. Numbuh 1's skills quickly caught our eye."

"YOU DIDN'T EVEN LOOK ANYWHERE ELSE?!" Numbuh 1 hollered.

"Well, we didn't need to."

"How do you know? There are operatives even better than me." Nigel said.

"Who do you mean?"

"What about Chad?" Numbuh 2 said, "He was the best there was."

"Yeah, and he WANTS to be a part of you guys." Numbuh 1 said.

"But he is a teenager." The alien said, "Besides, it is quite clear your skills are superior."

"Please, he could wipe the floor with me." Numbuh 1 said, "I could tell he was going easy on me during the treaty."

"You sure?" The alien asked, "And that he really wants to be a part of us?"

"He taught me everything I know." Nigel stated. The alien appeared to be truly considering this, "Besides, I'll just keep escaping. You really want to go through this like every day."

"Very well." The alien said releasing him, "We will exchange you for Chad. But only if you can produce him to us by the end of the day. Meet us where we first took you."


Mountain Top…


It took a little convincing, but Numbuh 362 agreed to release Chad into the GKND's custody. So she, Numbuh 86, and the guards escorted Chad to the mountain, along with Numbuh 74.239 and Numbuh Infinity.

"Well, it's time for me to go." Chad said as the ship began to lower, "Thank you Numbuh 1. For giving me this chance."

"It was my pleasure." Numbuh 1 said, "I hope you're able to protect all those people out there, Numbuh 274."

"Hurry up Chad." Numbuh 74.239 said, "We don't have much time."

"Oh right." Chad said, "See ya everyone! Kids Next Door rule!"

"Kids Next Door rule!" All operatives responded as the former Supreme Commander disappeared into the space ship.

"Now then Numbuh 1." Numbuh 362 said, "Technically you did leave without permission. So you have to receive punishment."

"I am more than willing to receive any punishment you find fair sir." Numbuh 1 said.

"Since you seemed hard press to return and take your punishment, I suppose I'll go easy on you." Numbuh 362 said with a grin, "You'll be allowed to return to Sector V, even take over command again, but I will have to make you wait a bit. For the time of one week you will be relieved of command of Sector V and placed under Tree house Arrest. Absent only for school." Numbuh 1's face collapsed but quickly recovered.

"As you wish Supreme Commander." Numbuh 1 said.

"Good. Oh, and welcome back Nigel." She extended a hand for a shake, but it was interrupted when Numbuh 74.239 grabbed the sunglasses off Numbuh 1's face.

"HEY!"

"Trust me, I need these a lot more than you in 3…2…1." It was almost like the moon exploded. A large flash and booming noise filled the area. As the light faded, and sound returned, Numbuh 1 found himself rubbing his head in a collapsed area of the Rainbow Monkey Let's Learn About The Lavatory Amusement Park.

"Uh, what happened?" Numbuh 1 asked to no one in particular.

"Oh good. There you are." The slightly nasal voice of Numbuh 74.239 came from higher up. Numbuh 1 looked up to see the nerdy scientist approaching him.

"What happened?" Numbuh 1 asked, "I thought I was on a mountain, seeing Chad off as he took my place is some Galactic Kids Next Door organization."

"Galactic Kids Next Door? Don't be ridiculous. And Chad was decommissioned after you beat him after the treaty trap." Numbuh 74.239 explained, "As for what happened here, well after you won the scavenger hunt, Father went Super Nova, took out most of the park and the cake. You should be lucky that this place help up as well as it did."

"I should probably get to a med-bay." Numbuh 1 said shakily getting up, "What happened to Father?"

"Don't worry about it. Just get to the base camp and get some rest." Numbuh 74.239 said, "You look like you need some real sleep."

"I suppose." Numbuh 1 said, "I hope 362 doesn't hold this against me so I can get back on the cake missions." Once Numbuh 1 had left, Numbuh Infinity appeared behind him.

"So the memory wiped worked?" Numbuh 74.239 asked.

"Perfectly. No one but us remembers anything." Numbuh Infinity said, "None of them will know about the GKND or what really happened to Chad."

"Good. How is he doing up there anyway?"

"He appears to be much more willing to learn than Numbuh 1 ever was." Numbuh Infinity stated, "All in all, I suppose all sides won here."

"But we win the most." Numbuh 74.239 said.

"How so?"

"I still have half the Delightful Children's birthday cake." The nerdy boy said pulling out half a cupcake, "Want some?"

"Oh yeah!" Numbuh Infinity said, all professional demeanor now gone.


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