CRACK!fic
(in case you didn't know, that was a warning)
It started with a small farting noise.
Snape twitched his nose n utter annoyance and sheer disbelief. There never was small farting noises in his dungeon. NEVER! MMMMAH!
*squee*
Snape frowned and got up. It was getting smaller, and therefore, getting on his nerves.
*squee squee squee*
"DAMN IT!" shouted Snape, jumping up and down madly. "MEDIOCRE DUNCE! SHOW THYSELF!"
There was a hesitant pause…and then…
*squee*
"Mmmmmmmah!" roared Snape in agonized fury. "Blasted small farting noise! Fluff you! Fluff yooooooou!"
There was then a small rip in time, and the *squee* was forever silenced.
THE E!ND
