CRACK!fic

(in case you didn't know, that was a warning)

It started with a small farting noise.

Snape twitched his nose n utter annoyance and sheer disbelief. There never was small farting noises in his dungeon. NEVER! MMMMAH!

*squee*

Snape frowned and got up. It was getting smaller, and therefore, getting on his nerves.

*squee squee squee*

"DAMN IT!" shouted Snape, jumping up and down madly. "MEDIOCRE DUNCE! SHOW THYSELF!"

There was a hesitant pause…and then…

*squee*

"Mmmmmmmah!" roared Snape in agonized fury. "Blasted small farting noise! Fluff you! Fluff yooooooou!"

There was then a small rip in time, and the *squee* was forever silenced.

THE E!ND