Broskar x Grogg

Grogg waited patiently at his desk. He spotted Broskar walk through the classroom door at 8:00 AM sharp, as usual. He waited for Broskar to sit down before casually walking up. Wait, scratch that. He ran up to Broskar and annoyingly chimed, "I'M PREGNANT!" Now, mind you, Broskar and Grogg were.. "Just friends".. And both males. So obviously, Broskar was alarmed and confused.

He sheepishly turned around to Grogg and said, "No.. No, you're not. It's literally impossible." And from there, Grogg started to talk.. And talk.. And talk. He talked about how much he liked Baseball, how cool people named Wolfgang are, and all of that. Even though Broskar was too shy to admit it.. He hated Grogg.

Later that day, at 3:00 PM, Grogg was walking home, hugging his binder. He repeated to himself, "I talked to Broskar today. Tomorrow will be the day I make my move!" While at the same time, probably miles away, Broskar sat on a loud, cramped bus thinking the exact opposite. "God, I hate Grogg.. Why can't he just leave me alone so I can talk to my friends, Expeditionee and Shallon. He always wants to talk about how I look, or how I smell.. It's just WEIRD!"

The next morning, Grogg woke up to his 18 brothers screeching at him to wake up and make them waffles. Of course, he had to, because they would probably gang up on him if he didn't. Plus, he was in an especially good mood. So he got up and made everyone breakfast before sprinting to school. He ran from the breakfast table so fast that he forgot to put on socks, so by the time he got to school, he was limping from blisters.

He got to school out of breath and nervous. Grogg saw Broskar jump off the bus and head towards the front desk. He admired how Broskar always seemed to be in his own, tiny world. How he wouldn't look up before running into a wall. He found it adorable.

Grogg ran up to Broskar and said, "Oh-o-okay. Broskar..?" Broskar looked up with the least annoyed face he could make, even though his anger was slowly boiling up inside of his body, and nodded. Grogg looked down for a bit and finally whispered, "I want to date you.."

Broskar couldn't make out what he said, so he said, "What?" Grogg whispered that one embarrassing phrase in the same low tone, making Broskar say, "What?", loudly. Grogg looked up and screamed, "DEAR BROSKAR, I WANT YOU TO BE MINE FOREVER. WE COULD GET MARRIED. IT'S LEGAL HERE. JUST GO ON ONE DATE WITH ME!"

Broskar was not only confused, annoyed, and frustrated.. But he was embarrassed. EVERYONE heard that… He was so embarrassed that he couldn't really make out the words, "No, I'm straight." So he just muttered, "I'll think about it", and scurried off to class.

Throughout the day, Grogg followed Broskar around EVERYWHERE asking, "Do did you say yes? Please say yes? Come on?". It annoyed Broskar so much that he just yelled "SURE! FINE!" And Grogg fell backwards. He was so happy, nervous, and excited that he just couldn't control his actions. Broskar stared at him, lying on the ground. For a second his mind drifted to, "He looks cute..", but Broskar pushed that out of his mind, pulled Grogg up weakly, and walked away, leaving Grogg to contemplate their future date.