Disclaimer: anyone believe me if I said I did own it? Nope. Good.
Demyx's top 5 tips on how to be a Nobody
Tip 1: Get upset - Now that's just plain rude!"
The first step to being a Nobody is to get upset or at least offended by things said to you to about you this will show people that your heart no longer exists
Tip 2: - Don't try to get your heat aka be lazy - "Xion? She's probably working. Like ALWAYS. I mean, good for her and all, but it makes me look even lazier..."
When people see you lacking work ethic and not trying harder than necessary to avoid punishment they will see you are truly the embodiment of a nobody
Tip 3: Give up –"Oh, it's no use."
You're bound to prove you have it in you to be a Nobody if you give up easily especially when trying getting old team mates to recognise you this will clearly display your lack of a heart
Tip 4: Frighten easily – "Run-Run away!"
Just because we're nobodies doesn't mean we can't get scared right I mean the underworld is a scary place and Hades *shudder*. So um yea, if the steps above haven't managed to convince someone you're a Nobody the last step is sure to prove them all wrong
(a note from Demyx – can anyone guess what this next tip will be and what famous quote I'll be using to demonstrate it no? moving on then)
Tip 5: Claim to have a heart - "Aw, we do too have hearts! Don't be mad!"
The icing on the cake if this doesn't show everyone how heartless and evil you are, nothing ever will I mean it got me killed didn't it
Normally I put here why you shouldn't listen to the obviously questionably advice but all I can say is Demyx seemed like one of the happier Nobodies so why the hell not listen to him
"Dance Water! Dance!"
So what does everyone think want me to carry on with this series or not hum? Well I won't know unless you review and tell me now will I. XP.
Thank you for reading hope you found it funny why not read the others in said series come on you know you want to …
