This is my first fanfiction. I make up all the dares and truths so you could get an idea about my style of writing. I hope you like it!

RFP: Hello everyone I am RandomFunnyPerson (RFP for short) your host! (Phone rings)Sorry I have to take that brb (answers phone) no don't bring them it yet (hangs up)

Anyways time to start here come the contestants… Cole, Zane, Kai, Jay, Nya, Sensei Wu, Lloyd and Sensei Garmadon from Ninjago! Hi everyone.

Everyone: Hi RFP

RFP: How was your trip?

Kai: The trip was horrible you made us ride with clowns!

RFP: Deal with it. Anyways let's start with a nice dare for the guy with a bad attitude… Kai!

Kai: NO!

RFP: YES! So your dare is to eat Coles cake! (Evil grin)

Kai: (gulps) (sees Cole eating cake) Hey Cole can I have piece of cake?

RFP: (whispers so Cole can't hear) You have to eat the whole cake not just a piece

Kai: You are so mean!

RFP: I know (giggles and leaves)

Kai: I am really sorry Cole (grabs Cole's cake and eats it all)

Cole: How dare you eat my cake?! (Chases Kai)

RFP: So Kai is going to have a black eye because of me, but that doesn't mean I am a bad host!

Jay: Yes it does!

RFP: Jay my friend you just made a bad mistake, never don't side with your host on Truth or Dare because… Jay do I have a dare for you!

Jay: That's not fair!

RFP: On this game everything is fair, so your dare is to go stop Cole from killing Kai

Jay: WHAT I CAN'T DO THAT!

RFP: Sure you can. Don't just stand there go and help Kai!

Zane: Good luck Jay

Jay: (goes and tries to stop Cole)

(One minute later)

RFP: Wow now Jay and Kai are being chased by Cole. So now for the next dare, Nya and Lloyd time to head to the food court in the mall and spill everyone's drinks!

Lloyd: I have a feeling it's going to be a long day

Nya: Yup

RFP: Good luck! Garmadon and Wu time to see your dance moves (snaps fingers and disco ball and a lit up dance floor appear) and Zane you're the DJ!

Zane: Ok

RFP: Now let's see how Lloyd and Nya are doing( snaps fingers and screen appear)

ON SCREEN

(People scream as Nya and Lloyd spill drinks on them)

Lloyd: RFP I haven't had this much fun in ages!

OFF SCREEN

RFP: I know Sensei Wu has been torturing you with all that meditating

Sensei Wu: (stops dancing) The green ninja must meditate to clear his mind so he can focus on helping the world

RFP: Well said old man, but WHO SAID YOU COULD STOP DANCING?

Sensei Wu: (goes back to the dance floor and starts dancing)

(The back door opens and Lloyd and Nya walk in)

RFP: Good you're just in time. Now Cole since you stopped trying to kill Kai and Jay I have a truth for you. Cole tells us one of Jay's secrets!

Cole: Umm…..

RFP: Tell us!

Cole: But…..

RFP: BUTTS ARE FOR POOPING IF YOU NEED TO POOP GO TO THE WASHROOM!

Cole: ….

Cole: Can I have a week to answer?

RFP: NO YOU HAVE FIVE MINUTES AND IF YOU DON'T ANSWER I WILL MAKE YOU GO TO HELL! DO YOU UNDER STAND? (Cole nods) Good (snaps fingers and a timer appears) Go!

Cole: (Jay shoots him a dirty look) I am not telling!

RFP: Four minutes

Cole: I…

(3 minutes and 55 seconds later)

RFP: Five seconds!

(Timer rings)

RFP: Times up so what's your answer?

Cole: Jay ate all of Kai's snacks! (Runs off)

(Jay runs after him)

RFP: So Kai what do you think?

Kai: I 'M GOING TO KILL HIM! (Chases Jay)

(Twenty minutes later)

RFP: Nya and Cole go to the movies and eat all the popcorn there, but since I am such a nice host I will let you watch a movie of your choice at the same time

Lloyd: (laughs) Nice host?! Good one!

Nya: (groans)

Cole: Talk about it

Jay: (cries) I love popcorn!

Nya: Just make some here

Kai: I will be on the couch if you are looking for me!

RFP: Oh ya and don't forget Nya you are wanted throughout the city so the cops might get you!

Nya: RFP…

Cole: Don't worry just bring your samurai suit

Nya: Oh I wasn't worried about that, I was wondering how much popcorn there will be

RFP: A lot! (Evil grin)

Nya and Cole: (gulps)

RFP: Anyways… YOU TWO HAVE SOME POPCORN TO BE EATING SO GET YOUR BUTTS TO THE MOVIES!

(Nya and Cole run out the back door)

RFP: Ok Jay you have to drink a gallon of toilet water!

Jay: YOU'RE CRAZY!

RFP: Yes I am. There is a bucket over there in the corner with the toilet water

Jay: (whispers to self) I hate you

RFP: DRINK UP!

Jay: there is no way I am drinking that!

RFP: Wanna bet?

Jay: No thanks (picks up bucket)

Everybody: Drink it! Drink it!

Jay: (drinks some) It's not that bad

RFP: Now that's the spirit!

Jay: Do I have to drink the whole thing?

RFP: Yup!

Jay: But…

RFP: No buts drink it

Jay: I….

RFP: DRINK IT!

Jay: (starts to cry) But I can't!

RFP: Oh give me a break! What If I the world could see you and you were crying? Everyone would think you are the "ninja baby"!

Jay: (tries to suck tears back in) Ok I will try to drink it

RFP: Good boy (patting Jay on the head)

Jay: (drinks and is making weird faces) (gags)

RFP: Well that was fun!

Kai: You should have seen yourself it was priceless!

Jay: Easy for you to say you weren't the one drinking toilet water!

Kai: I know that's what was funny! (Rolls on the floor laughing)

Jay: (tackles Kai)

RFP: While they fight let's see how Cole and Nya are doing (snaps fingers and screen appears)

ON SCREEN

Cole: This would be a lot of fun if we didn't have to eat all the popcorn!

Nya: I am so full

Cole: This movie is pretty good though

OFF SCREEN

RFP: (turns off screen) Well I am glad they are having fun!

Kai and Jay: (fighting)

RFP: Quit fighting your destroying the place!

Kai: Well tell Jay to stop trying to punch me!

RFP: Jay stop it!

Jay and Kai: (still fighting)

RFP: Anyone got any ideas?

Zane: (whispers something to RFP)

RFP: Good idea (whispers back to Zane) Jay if you don't stop I will have to tell Nya that you tried killing her brother

Jay: (stops fighting)

(Back door opens and Cole and Nya come in)

Cole: I don't think I can eat till next month!

Nya: I think I am going to vomit! (Vomits) Too late!

RFP: (snaps fingers and floor is clean) Well that was gross

Cole: Kai why do you have a black eye?

Kai: Why don't you ask the guy over there in the blue? (Points to Jay)

Nya: (walks up to Jay and slaps him)

Jay: Ouch! What was that for!

Nya: That was for beating up my brother!

Lloyd: Wow I thought Kai was protective of you, not you over him!

BACK STAGE

RFP: (on phone) No I don't care if you want it or not that's what I gave you for your birthday and I am not returning it! (Hangs up)

Camera Man: (clears throat)

RFP: How many times did I say do not disturb me during commercial break?…. Oh we're airing! Let's go downstairs so we can see the ninjagins , ninjagese, ninjagians….. Anyways let's go see the ninjas! (Walks down stairs) I hope you are ready because I have a lot more dares and truths and stuff like that!

Everyone: (gulps)

RFP: Zane go watch nine hours of MLP (my little pony)

Zane: NO! (Walks into the movie room and shuts the door)

RFP: Nya I want you to go to the fair!

Jay: Why does she get to go to the fair without me!

RFP: Because I said so!

Jay: (weeps)

RFP: Ok ok Jay and Nya your dare is….. To go on a rollercoaster for 2 hours!

Nya: (groans)

Jay: I take it back!

RFP: TOO LATE! (Evil laugh)

RFP: Kai truth…. How did you get rid of your black eye?

Kai: Easy (whispers) face paint!

RFP: Good idea. For that my friend you get a whole face painting kit! (Snaps fingers and face painting kit appears)

Kai: Thanks?

RFP: Cole you have to watch the most embarrassing things in your life!

Cole: NO!

RFP: Just do it (snaps fingers and a screen with all of Coles most Embarrassing moments on it appears)

RFP: Garmy and Wu go to a concert and jump on the stage while people are performing

and jump up and down like monkeys!

Garmadon: We are too old to jump up and down like monkeys!

RFP: Yet you are not too old to be fighting? (He doesn't say anything) that's what I thought!

(Wu and Garmadon leave)

RFP: Kai go outside and play with that vicious dog from across the street!

Kai: You mean the one that swallowed my shoe whole?

RFP: Yup that's the one!

Kai: (gulps) what if he eats me?!

RFP: Then you were fun having on the show, I hope you had a good time!

Kai: (goes outside)…..(Everyone hears a dog growls and Kai scream)

RFP: Lloyd that leaves you and me who are not doing anything

Lloyd: We could check on Dad and Uncle

RFP: Good idea (snaps fingers and screen appears)

ON SCREEN

(People are laughing while Garmadon and Wu jump like monkeys on the stage)

OFF SCREEN

RFP: Lloyd could you go get your Dad and Uncle?

Lloyd: Do I have to?

RFP: Let me rephrase that… GO AND GET YOUR DAD AND UNCLE!

Lloyd: (nods and leaves)

(Cole Comes out of room)

Cole: Never again!

RFP: (grabs gun) If anyone ever says that again I will shoot them!

(Garmadon, Wu and Lloyd walk in)

Garmadon: Never again will I….

(Cole covers his mouth)

Cole: (whispers) She will shoot you if you say that!

(A scratched up Kai and a dizzy Jay and Nya walk in)

Kai: (cries) That dog tried to kill me!

(Sirens in the back round)

RFP: well that's it for today folks. Police are here for the mall/drink, popcorn and monkeys on stage problem, so I got to run bye!

Don't forget to write dares and truths in the reviews for me to put in the next chapter!