Dance Dance Macabre
Starring: Disco Bear and Lumpy
Featuring: Nutty, Sniffles, and Petunia
Sun shone brilliantly upon the streets of Happy Tree Land, which was engaged in the bidding of autumn, chilling the world and stripping the trees bare. A soft wind blew leaves across the street. Hitting all the little bumps in the road, they dance in invisble gyres, puppets dancing at the will of the zephyr.
Disco was going to Dance as well. That is why he was going into the local Dance studio. Work was hard to find, and you must leap upon every opprotunity presented. So he was to teach dance these ametuers. T'was not easy work, but it payed for porn and salon days out, so he did it.
He stepped into the dance studio. His eager students awaited. Disco was seriously disappointed with his 'apt pupils'. Nutty was gulping down candy from a bag as if there was no tommorow (given his eating habits, there might not be), Lumpy was trying to get a toaster and a cabbage to mate, and Sniffles was writing a fanfiction story on his iPad. Petunia, however, was dressed for the occaision, with leg warmers and a leotard. Disco enjoyed the sight of the Leotard, and danced over to Petunia. It was a quick little twirl and 'Pulp Fiction' dancing. Lumpy and Sniffles Applauded, Nutty paused to cheer and returned to hs gluttonous eating. Petunia was not at all wowed by this, and glared elsewhere apathetically.
Sniffles and Lumpy tried to imitate the move just after. Sniffles goes twirling to the ground, and Lumpy's antlers knock out a lamp over head. It lands on Nutty's head, electrecuting the squirrel, sending him into random Pop moves, doing the Robot and Funky Chicken, and other manner of dances.
Disco growls, amazed at his pupil's 'dancing' begins leaping up and down, imitating the robot dance with a disco swing. The Other pupils follow suit.
Sniffles leaps over a balance bean reserved for the Gymnastics course, Which causes him to do a split. His own weight forces him down upon the beam, slicing his body below the Navel in half.
The Anteater struggles, and his intestines begin wriggling out in a manner similar to a worm. Lumpy begins dancing way too close to Sniffles's Spilled viscera, and the anteater begins screaming. The screams are met with failure as the Moose unknowingly begins dancing upon Sniffle's intestines.
The Anteater begins bawling in pain. Dirt from Lumpy's boots begins mixing with Sniffles's intestines, and utter pain comes screeching from the Anteater's throat. Lumpy turns to look at the screaming nerd when he slips upon the mud-blood. He hits the balance bean, breaking his neck.
The Balance beam shoots up, bisecting the Nerd completely, shuting him up finally.
Disco continues his little dance, and takes Petunia by the hand, twirling her around. She goes flying into the mirror, shattering it. shards topple forward, dismembering her, and crushing the little peices to mush. Nutty's head is seperated from his body, which falls to the ground. His head remains tethered to the light however, and procedes to ignite.
Disco Bear has proceded to ignore all the deaths occurring around him. Hell, he ignored the fact he was dancing out the door into the street. He procedes to be hit by a bus.
Oneshot.
Review or I WILL DANCE ON YOUR INTESTINES.
I do love intestine Dancing...
