12 Days of Christmas

Disclaimer: I do not own the original song, 12 days of christmas. A bit of Christmas madness for you. Or any of the SOA characters mentioned in this story.

A/N Thought I would redo some of the traditional christmas carols and make them more SOA style carols. This is the first one, I might do more.


On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

A knuckleduster hung in a pear tree!

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

two semi auto-matics

and a knuckleduster hung in a pear tree!

On the third of Christmas my true love gave to me,

three rocket launchers,

two semi auto-matics

and a knuckleduster hung in a pear tree!

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

four K-Bars,

three rocket launchers,

two semi-automatics

and a knuckleduster hung in a pear tree!

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

five golden bullets,

four K-Bars,

three rocket launchers,

two semi-automatics,

and a knuckleduster hung in a pear tree!

On the sixth day of Christmas my true gave to me,

six sheriffs on the take,

five golden bullets,

four K-bars,

three rocket launchers,

two semi-automatics

and a knuckleduster hung in a pear tree!

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me

seven decapitated heads,

six sheriffs on the take,

five golden bullets,

four K-bars,

three rocket launchers,

two semi-automatics

and a knuckleduster hung in a pear tree!

On the Eigth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

eight bowls of Chuckies Chilli,

seven decapitated heads,

six sheriffs on the take,

five golden bullets,

four K-bars,

three rocket launchers,

two semi-automatics

and a knuckduster hung in a pear tree!

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

nine dead Russians,

eight bowls of Chuckie's Chilli,

seven decapitated heads,

six sheriffs on the take,

five golden bullets,

four K-bars,

three rocket launchers,

two semi-automatics

and a knuckleduster hung in a pear tree!

On the tenth day of christmas my true love gave to me,

ten bags of heroin,

nine dead Russians,

eight bowls of Chuckie's chilli,

seven decapitated heads,

six sheriffs on the take,

five golden bullets,

four K-bars,

three rocket launchers,

two semi-automatics

and a knuckleduster hung in a pear tree!

On the eleventh day of christmas my true love gave to me,

eleven smiling happy faces,

ten bags of heroin,

nine dead Russians,

eight bowls of Chuckie's Chilli,

seven decapitated heads,

six sheriffs on the take,

five golden bullets,

four K-bars,

three rocket launchers,

two semi-automatics

and a knuckleduster hung in a pear tree!

On the twelve day of christmas my true love gave to me,

twelve dead ATF agents,

eleven smiling happy faces,

ten bags of heroin,

nine dead Russians,

eight bowls of Chuckie's Chilli,

seven decapitated heads,

six sheriffs on the take,

five golden bullets,

four K-bars,

three rocket launchers,

two semi-automatics

and a knuckleduster hung in a pear tree!


A/N Hope you enjoyed and please review!