It was a sunny afternoon, and Manga Dick Guy was walking home. Dio was returning from his routine checkup. Dio saw the manga dick guy and his huge dick. The manga dick guy was in a good mood, since he had a nice meal at the Plum Café, and so he went over to Dio to strike up a conversation. The manga dick guy turns around in slow motion, and his penis slaps the side of his thigh, making a cracked whip sound. Rathan Bline was in the distance spying on the two. He was unzipping his pants with a box of tissues beside him, and as he did that Dio used Za Waurdo and threw a knife at Rathan Blines penis, only he, Dio could have Manga Dick Guys Dick. Rathan Bline's penis lands in Michael Rosen's Peach Syrup at the plum cafe and he drank the lot. Manga dick guy could not believe what just happened. As Dio walked over to Manga Dick Guy, Manga Dick Guy could only fathom the size of Dio's dick.
A cartoon thought bubble appeared above the Manga Dick Guy's head, it showed the Empire State Building. He saw 9/11 and alluh ackbar. Meanwhile, Rathan Bline has recovered from his penile removal. Fueled by erotic jealousy, he began plotting his revenge. He knew he had to take Manga dick Guys dick for himself, so he would have to defeat Dio for that sweet D. He imagined a reenactment of 9/11, only with Dio's house. The airplane crashed and burned into it and dio died. Rathan Bline was shocked by his realization that he had power over the universe with his mind. But then, Dio reformed, and walked over to Rathan Bline. "Sorry for everything, I guess I'll have to suck your dick, oh wait," Dio says. Rathan Bline revives himself with his mind and rushes towards dio, but it was at that moment, that Rathan Bline realizes, he doesn't have a dick, and now he's kinda really pissed. So he thinks with all his might to re-create his dick, but before he could do that, Dio stops time, and fondles Rathan Bline's balls. Dio summons za wuardo and crushes Rathan Bline's balls into oblivion. Rathan Bline's dick is back by this point, though, so he's got that going for him. Manga dick guy uses his dick powers to enter stopped time and shouts "NO, cant we all just be dick buddies?" "If you say so, says Dio" -Dio wants to do anything to be on Manga Dick Guy's good side tonight. They all stand up forgive each other, and touch tips. Dio says "You know what? Fuck this." And kills everybody. As Dio does that Breaking the Law by Judas Priest starts playing.
The End
