Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this story but the plot mm'kay?
"Will Jaden Yuki and Jesse Anderson please come to room 215." A voice boomed over the PA system.
Jaden and Jesse were currently in Defense mode 101. Jesse was doodling on Jaden's hand while Jaden was sleeping.
Jesse looked over to Jaden who was still asleep on his desk. "Psst! Hey! Hey Jaden." He whispered.
Snore.
"Jaden wake up!" Jesse hissed while poking him.
Snore snore.
"Psst! Jaden." Jesse said in annoyance. He shoved Jaden but Jaden just moved back to his original position without moving.
Snore.
"Argh! Get up Jaden!" Jesse shouted angrily.
Atticus leaned over and pulled out Jaden's headphones.
Jesse groaned. "Syrus in a bikini." He whispered in Jaden 's ear.
"Wahh!" Jaden jumped. "Why'd you wake me? I was having the best dream ever! I was having a dream where I was on a beach with a bunch of lonely single Swedish women and Dark Magician." Jaden said sadly.
Jesse and Atticus raised an eyebrow.
"Girl." Jaden added.
Jesse shook his head. "We're needed at the class of 215."
3 minutes later
Jaden and Jesse reached the class of 215. "You first." Jaden said.
"No you."
"No you."
"No you." Jesse replied.
"Oh real mature." Jaden scoffed.
"I can't believe you said that."
They both entered at the same time and WHAM! The door slammed behind them.
The boys ran to the door and pulled the knob but it wouldn't open.
"Oh no. We're locked in. Help! Help!" Jesse shouted.
"Calm down Jesse you're gonna give yourself an aneurysm." Jaden said.
"At least I don't act like a woman on her period when I wake up." Jesse replied.
"No you act like that all the time."
"Ugh listen to us. We sound like Zane and Aster."
Jaden laughed.
"... You know the word aneurysm?"
On the other side of the door, Syrus was holding the key and snickering. "That'll teach you to try to steal Jaden, Jesse." He chuckled.
"But you locked Jesse in with Jaden..." Bastion said.
"Well that'll teach Jaden to try and steal Alexis." Chazz said. "And try to beat the Chazz."
"Oh please. A monkey could beat you." Bastion sighed.
Then, they heard voices.
"Quick hide! Someone's coming!" Syrus said. They ran just as Zane and Aster walked around the corner.
"Oh please. I highly doubt that Cyber End Dragon could beat Destiny Hero Dragoon." Aster scoffed.
"Tch. Cyber End Dragon could beat Destiny Hero Dragoon, Destiny Hero Doomlord and Destiny Hero Destiny Man put together." Zane replied.
"Destiny Hero Destiny Man?" Aster raised an eyebrow.
"I'm out of stupid names." Zane rolled his eyes.
"Oh please." Atticus walked over to them. "You're forgetting Diamond Dude, Doomlord, Dogma, Dread Master, Captain Tenacious..." He trailed off.
"I don't think he has any cards left." Zane remarked. A few seconds later he blinked. "Captain Tenacious? Was your dad high on something or what?"
Aster growled. "Says the man who has Cyber-Stein."
"Technically, that's Sheppard's card." Zane muttered.
BANG!
"Did you hear that?" Atticus asked.
"Help!" A faint voice called.
"Is that-?" Zane blinked.
"Jesse?" Aster finished.
The boys turned towards the door.
Atticus started to laugh. "Is Jesse stuck in there?"
"And Jaden!" They heard Jaden shout.
Aster slapped his forehead. "How stupid-"
"Don't finish that! Just get us out of here." Jesse interrupted.
"Stand back!" Atticus shouted. he took three steps back then got into running position.
Zane shook his head and walked over to the door.
Atticus ran forward as Zane opened the door.
CRASH!
Zane stepped back and the door closed. "Oops..."
Aster smothered a laugh.
"Atticus?" Zane asked. "You there?"
Silence.
Zane opened the door and saw darkness. "Uhh you first." He said to Aster.
"No thanks, you first."
"No I insist. Ladies first after all." Zane smirked.
"Fleas before beauty." Aster replied.
"Beauty?" Zane asked with a raised eyebrow.
Aster shrugged.
They both walked in but once Zane let go of the door...
BAM!
"Dammit!"
Jesse groaned. "Atticus please get off me."
Jaden turned. "Nope that's me."
"Where's...?"
"Under you." Atticus said.
"How did that happen?" Aster asked.
"Don't ask." All the boys said.
"We're locked in." Zane said.
"No shit." Jaden glared. "You just had to let go."
Zane glared.
Aster smirked. "Smooth move Ex-lax."
"Fuck off Ass-turd." (Aster-d)
"Ass-turd?" Aster blinked. "Oh that's original."
"I've got more. There's also b-aster-d" (Bastard) "And Emo Pheonix." (Edo Pheonix) Zane replied.
Aster's mouth fell open.
Atticus laughed. "Nice one Zane."
Jesse was snickering.
Aster glared. "You're the emo one Zane."
"Brat."
"Prick."
"Snob."
"Old man."
"You're the one who's prematurely grey haired." Zane scoffed.
"Zane one, Aster zero." Jaden laughed.
"I thought it was Zane three Aster zero." Jesse said.
"No, he got demoted two points when he got us locked in." Jaden replied.
"Good point."
Jaden sniffed. "Aww man! It's churro day in the caf! Churros, doughnuts, twinkies, onion rings, deep fried shrimp-"
"Jaden, you must have a good metabolism." Jesse laughed.
"Well I'm glad you can take this situation very lightly but please remember: WE'RE STUCK IN A CLASSROOM!!!!" Aster shouted.
"Calm down Aster, you're just pissed because Zane pwned you." Jaden laughed while throwing an arm around Jesse's shoulder.
Jesse laughed.
Aster glared at Jesse. "I can't wait until you go back to where you came from."
"North Academy?"
"Brokeback Mountain." Aster said in Jesse's western accent.
"One point for Emo Pheonix." Atticus said while Jaden tried to hold back Jesse.
Aster smacked him on the back of his head.
Jaden stood up. "You know what Aster? At least we're alright. We're just fine and you're a tool so, so what." Jaden said triumphantly.
Atticus stared. "I knew I shouldn't have lent you my ipod." He sighed.
"You should have seen him this morning." Jesse said.
Everyone stared off into the distance.
"Uhh what are you doing?" Jaden asked.
"Having a flashback. Duh." Jesse said.
Flashback
Jesse and Jaden were in Attack Mode 101 when Prof. Satyr assigned a project.
"Now I will go down the list and I want you to tell me who your partner will be." He said. "Jesse Anderson?"
Jesse stared at Jaden.
"Well?" Jaden asked.
"..."
Jaden glared. "You change your mind like a girl changes clothes. Yeah, you PMS like a bitch, I would know." Jaden glanced at Alexis. "And you always think, always speak cryptically. I should know that you're no good for me. 'Cause you're-"
"Jaden!" Jesse covered his mouth.
Flashback over
"Well it got him to work with me." Jaden shrugged.
"Does that count as a point?" Atticus asked.
"Who cares?" Aster asked.
There was an awkward silence.
"I kissed a boy and I liked it-" Jaden began.
"No!" Jesse tackled him.
Aster, Atticus and Zane all stared at them with wide eyes.
"Hah!" Aster laughed. "I knew it."
"That's the first signs you're gay you know. A gaydar." Zane smirked.
Aster glared at him.
It was silent for a few seconds.
Jesse sighed and laid down on some desks, Jaden began to sing some song by the Pussycat Dolls, Atticus began to bother Zane and Zane, being Zane began to plot ways to insult Aster more.
Aster stared up at the ceiling. The silence was maddening. Aster then pulled a Blackberry out of his pocket and connected to the internet. He accessed his online journal and began to write.
Dear Diary, it seems the the two imbeciles have gotten dumber if that's even possible. They got me locked in a room with Atticus and Zane. That's right, I am trapped in a room with Jaden, Jesse, Atticus and Zane.
Do you think this is easy? I am at my wit's end. I have no one to talk to but the wanabee popstar, the Brokeback cowboy, the guy who's so gay it should be illegal and -so-far-up-his-ass-he-can-taste-it. I can feel my sanity disappearing. I am becoming one of them. I can feel it. I want to be a Fall Out Boy when I grow up... See?!
I can hear the drums beating in the distance. They have come to take me away. Thump. Thump. My life is ending. i know they are coming. I feel it. I feel them. Thump thump. The drums don't stop. Like the never-ending beat of a heart. But hearts do die out. The same way my heart will die out. When my time has ended on the godforsaken earth. When my soul is brought up to the heavens will the drumming stop. Thump. Thump. the srums represent my insanity.
Atticus looked up from a desk. He was repeatedly banging two pencils on the desk. Huh I wonder what Aster's doing. He stopped his drumming and looked over Aster's shoulder.
Diary, I think my time has ended. The drums have stopped beating and the Angel of Death himself is breathing down my neck. I can feel his breathing as he
Atticus pulled the Blackberry out of Aster's hand. "Hello, what's this?"
Zane looked up. "Atticus, leave Emo Pheonix alone. It's his nappy-time and you know how cranky he gets if he misses that."
Aster reached out for his Blackberry. "Give that back!"
Atticus tripped over jaden's foot and fell to the ground as a key fell out of his pocket.
Jesse stared at the key then picked it up. "Um, this is the key to the door." He observed.
Everyone turned to Atticus.
"What?" Aster growled.
"Hehe." Atticus laughed nervously.
And this is my story. I'm not a bug fan of Yu-Gi-Oh and I only wrote this as a gift for my sister. Review please. Flames are welcome but not necessary and do you guys want me to add a second chappie or something? Eithre way, this is for Thy Noble Reaper who is in love with Jaden. And multiple other people but whatev.
Anyways, REVIEW PLEASE!
-roxasandsora
