WARNING: lime ^^

DISCLAIMER: In the beginning there was fiction, and the creators of fiction saw their fans and knew that their creation was good, to ensure that their fans were eternally loyal the creators demanded that no fan-inspired stories were created, but the fans could not help themselves and thus was born: FANFICTION!

A/N: It's a het story! I know, shocking, right? But I made up for my conventionality with a light dose of smut, so without further ado: enjoy!


U n d e r w e a r


"Where is it!?"

The sound of frantic scrabbling reaches the ears of one Hatake Kakashi as he retunes his dulled senses to the world around him.

"Nyaahh?" is his intelligent reply. A reply with which his current squeeze Mitarashi Anko is not best pleased.

"I know you've hidden it!"

"Hidden what?"

"My Underwear!" she whines almost pathetically.

Kakashi snickers, now he knows what she's talking about her noise is less irritating and more amusing.

"I don't know what you're talking about" he drawls, without displaying a hint of his amusement. But Anko picks up on it nonetheless.

"You just enjoy torturing me, don't you Hatake?"

"No" Kakashi says seriously, pushing himself out of bed and towards his purple-haired lover "but if I hide your underwear, then you can't leave, and you get to stay here with me all day"

"You have training" Anko reminds him

"A black cat crossed my path so I had to stay in all day just in case something bad happened" he says, kissing her neck

"What about that mission report you haven't done yet?"

"An old lady needed help with her garden and the work took all day long" Anko was breathing heavily as Kakashi trailed kisses further down her neck, across her chest and onto her stomach.

"You have a mission this afternoon"

"I'll do it tonight"

"But what about ---" Anko gasped, Kakashi had just sent her straight to her happy place and he'd barely had his hands on her for ten seconds.

"I got lost on the road of life" he murmured, licking his lips and tracing his fingers down her spine.

"And if all those excuses fail?" Anko demanded, trying to get her breath back

Kakashi thought for a moment, one eye staring into hers as he knelt in front of her "I'll tell them the truth"

Anko nearly collapsed despite herself; Hatake Kakashi tell the truth? It wasn't possible, was it?

"And what's that?"

"I was helping Jiraiya with his reseach"

No, maybe not. But Anko was beyond caring, she'd had enough of being teased, and so with one swift move she switched their positions and began doing to Kakashi exactly what he'd been doing to her, eliciting satisfying moan.

She wasn't going to let him get the best of her. She'd make him tell her exactly where he'd hidden her underwear . . . in a bit.


OWARI!