AN: I want you to know I am a procrastinator so it might take me a while to put up chapters.

Fem!PruXRus smut and yeah so that's pretty much it...

Disclaimers: I don't own Hetalia but I wish I did.

"I think we should break-up,"France said over the commotion of the world meeting.

Silence. It filled the conference room. Everyone could feel the tension in the air. All the countries knew if it was silence with Prussia it was calm before the storm.

"What?"Prussia said breaking the silence in the room.

"I think we should see other people..." France said looking down at the table.

Prussia slammed her hands down on the table and stormed out of the room.

"That's mahogany!" Austria said as she left the room.

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Prussia sang her heart out in the club. She sang almost every new breakup song ever made; Stronger, Just give me a Reason, ext...

She literally had to be dragged off the stage by security. She was kicking and screaming when they threw her out of the bar. When Prussia realized they wouldn't let her back in she started hobbling down the dimly lit street. "I don't care about that stupid bar anyways I can find another, just like how I can find a better boyfriend." Mentioning what had occurred today made her stomach ache.

When she found a new bar, she went up to the counter and ordered a glass of vodka.

"Nice taste," the man next to her said. Prussia whirled around to see Russia sitting a few bar stools away.

"Oh, hey," Prussia said nonchalantly.

"Sorry about what happened today between you and France," he smiled knowing that was her current weak spot.

"...yeah..." She turned away trying to hold herself together. The bartender handed her her glass of vodka and she chugged it then handed it back to him, "Another,"

"You know if you don't slow down you'll get sick."

"I know what the fuck, I'm doing I am the awesome Prussia." The bartender handed her another glass of vodka and she chugged that as well, then asked for another.

"Do you know why France broke up with you, he was cheating on you with England."

Prussia felt as if her stomach did a back flip and before she knew it all of dinner and the numerous drink she had was on the floor. Russia patted her on the back,"Let's go see if we can't clean you up," He lead Prussia out of the bar towards the hotel he was staying at.

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Prussia came out of the shower with a white fuzzy towel

wrapped around her. She found Russia sitting on the bed reading a book...with his shirt off.

She could literally hear the fandom crying in the distance.(The fourth was just mauled by a lion.) Prussia blushed and asked if he could loan her some clothes. He nodded and handed her some boxers and a black t-shirt both of which were way to big for her. She put on the clothes in the bathroom and when she came back out she sat on the bed next to Russia.

It was silent for a few moments and then Russia asked, "What would you think if we were a couple?"

Prussia -still being pretty drunk- said,"I guess we could pull it off if you such a fucking commie all the damn time."

"Russia hasn't been communist for quite a while, it is a democracy now, da?" He said putting on that fake smile.

"Shut up!" Prussia said puffing out her cheeks.

"Actually now that I think about it we wouldn't be a good couple."

"What?! Why not?!"

"Your too annoying and we just wouldn't be good together."

"I am not annoying I am awesome, and we would be great together!"

Russia smirked,"Then prove it."

Prussia grabbed his shoulder and pulled him in to deep kiss. The taste of vodka filled her mouth as they fought for dominance with their tongues. They stopped kissing to breathe and then Russia kissed her neck and started leaving hickeys. Prussia squeaked when Russia touched her bottom. Prussia bit his neck leaving red marks, causing him to groan.

Russia pulled Prussia's collar into a kiss to distract her while he slipped off her shirt and used it as makeshift handcuffs.

"What-" her sentence was cut off by a quick kiss their tongues danced in each others one of them letting out the occasional moan. Then suddenly Russia stopped, "Tell me that you want it."

"What?"

"Tell that you want it or I will leave you here."

"Ivan,"Prussia said her face bright red,"I want you to fuck me. I really want you to fuck me!"

Russia took off his boxers and started taking off the underwear on Prussia. When Prussia saw his cock she cringed at the sight of it. Russia put two fingers in front of Prussia's mouth,"suck," he commanded, she took the fingers in her mouth and got it wet with saliva. When he pulled his fingers out of her mouth he stuck it in her-

"BROTHER WHERE ARE YOU?! W-WHATS GOING ON HERE?!" Russia's younger sister Natalia yelled. Before you could say 'what the hell is going on here' Russia picked up Prussia and a blanket then ran out of the room screaming and crying.

AN: hope you like it don't worry I'll make some smut next chapter if I get enough reviews and favorites.

Prussia: I don't wanna fuck Ivan

Russia: why not

Prussia: BECAUSE YOUR A FUCKING COMMIE AND YOUR SCARY

RUSSIA ISNT COMMUNIST ANYMORE ASS HAT!