More Dick than You Can Possibly Imagine, by Dickfart
"America! Fuck yeah!" said some random South Park hillbilly.
"Sex is spiritually divine and good for the economy," said America, panting as he jackhammered the hillbilly. It wasn't easy to do with a gun in one hand and a beer in the other, but he managed.
"My bottle rocket is about to blast off... in America!" said Bandit Keith, plowing his throbbing schlong into America's raw Hetalia ass.
"Boy I tell you hwat, you danged kids missed the days old Bill and I would have a buckin' good time at that rodeo bathroom stall," said Hank Hill, his dental floss dick with a narra urEEthra worming its way into Bandit Keith's bottocks.
"VEGETA, WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS POWER LEVEL?" said Nappa, squeezing his monstro girth into Hank Hill's narra bo-TTOCKS.
"IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!" said Vegeta, ramming his savage cock deep into that old bear ass.
"Me. I came," said Professor Oak, most assured when his penis didn't burst into old people dust and blow away in the wind. Of course, Vegeta's ass was a welcoming, self-lubricating, mpreg ass, so it was easy on the old knees.
"These memes are older than we are," said the entire Lemon Party, lining up for the meat parade. It was a sad meat parade, though, but not for long, because the guest of honor rose beneath the ground.
"Playtime is ogre," a mighty voice boomed, and out from the ground rose a a green dick so high that it cast a shadow over the world. It was also so long that it whacked Saturn out of orbit.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life. Milhouse is not a meme.
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Never gonna give never gonna give.
Give you up.
The End
