Rules to remember in the real world

Chapter 1: the wakeup call

Louis POV

I cuddled into the pillow wishing it was a bag of money and felt something chomp on my foot than I kicked whatever it was multiple times but it would budge. I opened my eyes and at the end of my bed was a man trying to eat my foot. I screamed at him and he looked at me and stopped trying to eat me "sorry I thought you were dead" he told me "after I kicked you in the face multiple times" I cried out "I thought, it was just a twitch" he answered calmly. I gave him a blank look "are you after my money?" I asked freaking out again "no…" he trailed off looking at me funny "who are you and why are you in my room trying to eat me!" I said panicking "I'm Zetsu of the Akatsuki and I'm not completely sure how I got here" he explained.

He stood up and he had green hair, his skin was pale and his eyes were gold "so how did you get in my room?" I asked "I woke up here!" he told me turning into the mirror and screaming his head off "what has happened to me!" he yelled "I swear I didn't dye your hair green!" I said putting my hands up. Then I remember that Carly and Ren were sleeping. I got up "I got an idea" I said evilly "get out of my room while I change" I ordered so he did.

Carly POV

My eyes opened wide and I jumped out of bed than I ran into the bathroom. As I ran a guy just finished with the toilet; he had black long hair and yellow eyes than he walked past "it's all yours" he said "thanks" I said not even worry about the strange man that had just finished using my toilet. After I finished using the toilet than I washed my hands and I walked back to the couch. As I got back the guy from before was on my couch "get off my couch!" I yelled and dragged him off "but I was here first" he said than I threw his off of the couch and laid back down. He jumped on top the couch with me on top of it than Louis walked past with a stranger in green hair "were going to Kasey's house" Louis said. "Bye" I said the guy stopped "Orochimaru, what are you doing" he asked "she won't give me the couch" he said "you shouldn't even be in our house!" I yelled at Orochimaru.

I closed my eyes and started kicking my legs "get off of me!" I screamed than I covered my mouth as I realised Ren was a sleep. I suddenly gave up and just laid there "why are you in my house?" I asked "I woke up here" he told me "so now you think you own the place? by trying steal my couch" I asked "no, I woke up on your couch" he told me "with me on it!" I yelled then covered my mouth "well yeah, I'm not going to move just because your laying on here" he told me "you're a pedo" I mumbled "you're not a kid" he said. My eyes widened "you're perverted" I trailed off as I pressed my head on the couch. I pushed him off my couch and he hit the floor "sit on one of those seats" I said "but I like the couch!" he said trying to get on but I growled him away.

Sandy POV

I opened my eyes and suddenly at the end of the bed was a guy with raven black hair and black eyes. He looked at me and I noticed my phone is his hand. I screamed "why are you in my room!" I screamed "I'm trying to figure out where I am and why I woke up in your bed" he said. I jumped up "what do you want? Are you one of those stalkers? Why are you in my room?" I asked. He looked up at me with a blank face "I don't want to die!" I cried than I jumped up and he jumped up to "I don't want to die" I cried running at him and kicked him right in the weak spot. He collapsed and I quickly ran out my room and put a chair under the door handle so he couldn't get out of the room. I sighed in relief then remember he had my phone than suddenly I felt like my world had crumbled down.

I walked to the bathroom because I knew I had nothing more to worry about then suddenly I walked into the room and got a big surprise. In my shower was a man with blue hair and shark like eyes, singing. He turned around and suddenly screamed like a girl than I screamed louder than bolted out of my room "sorry" I yelled than closed the door and put a chair under it like the last one. I curled up in a corner and started rocking back a forward "I'm blind" I cried out "let us out!" they both yelled but I kept curled up in the corner.

Kasey POV

I woke up to the sound of screaming, I opened my eyes to see a silver haired man yelling at a man in the mask "will you shut up, I'm trying to sleep!" I growled. They turned to me and one of them held a kunai up to my neck "WHERE ARE WE!" they yelled "My apartment, now shut up I don't have work until five" I told him "so you live in this town called apartment huh?" he asked "yes, now why are you in my room!" I yelled then suddenly someone knocked on my door. I looked up at them and cuddled into my blanket "can one of you assholes, open my door" I asked then the silver haired man walked into the lounge room. I sighed "so who are you and why are you in my house!" I yelled "I don't know we woke up in your bed" he told me "I'm calling the police" I said. I jumped up and looked to see the guy with the silver hair at the door.

I ran to the door "um…" than I turned to Kakuzu "what is it?" I mumbled "never mind" than I shook my head completely unaware I was in my underwear. I ran to the draw and Louis covered her eyes "EWWWW! KASEY WEAR SOME PJAMAS!" she yelled. Behind her was a strange man with green hair "what is that?" I asked "fucking hell Zetsu's here to!" the silver hair one complained "hidan, is that Kakuzu" he said looking past Hidan's big head to the other guy. Louis turned around "I woke up to him trying to eat me" she mumbled walking into the house "yeah, sure, everyone come make yourself home" I complained than walked back into my room and slammed the door.

Jay POV

I opened my eyes to see a man wearing my bra on his head and he had black spikey hair and suddenly I screamed at the top of my lungs simply because they bra didn't suit him what so ever. He put his fist in the air "SUPER HERO TOBI! Tobi is a good boy" he said then tried to fly "shut up Tobi!" a voice screamed from behind me. Suddenly I felt to arms around me than I turned my head in horror to see a blonde headed girl with her arms around me and also a girl with violet blue hair hugging her "I wasn't that drunk" I mumbled with a scared look on my face. Tobi ran up to me "Tobi is a good boy!" he said hyperactively than I was suddenly pushed out of my bed by the blond chick. The guy helped me up "who are you?" I mumbled getting up and rubbing my back "Tobi" he said "shut up Tobi" the blond chick said again "shut up Blondie" I mumbled than her eyes opened wide. She jumped up "why are you in our hide out!" she yelled "excuse me, last time I check this is my bed room!" I screamed "DEIDARA!" he yelled hugging him.

The last girl opened her eyes "get out of my room!" she yelled "but this is my room" i complained and a second later me Tobi and Deidara were sitting in the hall way. We sat there in the hall way next to each other "she's scary" I said as we all begun to hug our legs "you don't have to live with her" Deidara said. Suddenly someone knocked on the door and I answered it and standing there was Kasey, Louis and some others "KAKUZU, HIDAN AND ZETSU!" Tobi yelled but before he could hug them Kasey tripped him. I rubbed my eyes "worst wakeup call ever" I complained scratching my head "tell me about it" Kasey and Louis said walking in "jinx under roof!" Kasey said then Louis frowned. I turned to the others "wake up the chick in there!" I said pointing to my room and they went to walk to the door "it's Konan" Deidara said still sitting down "pft as if, I'd rather not die" they all laughed turning away from my room. Me, Louis and Kasey walked into the kitchen "so you woke up with people in your room two?" I asked "yeah, the one with green hair was trying to eat my foot and got many kicks in the face" Louis explained. Kasey hit her head on the table "I woke up with a sexy beast in my room but like usual they fuck it up by wake me up!" I yelled making sure Hidan could hear. Louis smiled evilly "let's get them to wake up Ren" she whispered "that's suicide!" I yelled "shh…" Kasey told me "I'm against it!" I said "let's go get the others" Kasey said completely ignoring me.

What will happen next chapter, who is Ren and what will she do when she wakes up, will she go on a murdering rampage with coat hangers? Will she kill the Akasuki before they have a chance to get back soon? Also will Sandy ever get those dirty images of Kisame in the shower out of her head? Find out next chapter!