Ok I would like to inform the people who just so happen to actually read these things that I do not consider myself a good writer I am always making mistakes and so on. Also I never really write long story because my dear readers I never get reviews so yeah but this story will be better than all my others.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto if I did it wouldn't be g rated.
Now for what little audience that I may have here is what you have all been waiting for...RAMEN AND POCKEY...what you don't want ramen and pockey well then fine here is the first chapter of HEF. ONE MORE THING DON'T ASK WHY I NAMED THE STORY HEF IT JUST CAME AT RANDOM.
Naruto starred at his new school, he was angry oh yes he was angry. Why you may ask, well my dear friend that is because a few days ago he met with the principal and she sent him to go with a teacher so he could find out Naruto's size. Hm...this is confusing so I'll start from the beginning.
Naruto stood in front of his future principal's desk, he was waiting for the big chested women to do something. He waited nope nothing finally he flicked he on the forehead. She jumped about ten feet and then asked him what he wanted and if I say so my self she said it very rudely. Ok so he tells her he needs his schedule and she sends in some silver haired dude wearing a mask. Weird huh?
So the teacher kept sneaking not so sneaky glances at Naruto, then he takes his size and Naruto goes home. So 3 days later he gets a package with his school uniform and what he got was a surprise. Inside was a short dark blue skirt that barely covered him, there was a white button up shirt, a dark blue tie, and a matching jacket.
He told himself he would not wear it but then his evil cousin Gaara, and his evil friend Kiba made him wear it. Ok so now here he is standing in front of his school with Kiba and Gaara.
"I hate you" Naruto sneered the words, but Gaara and Kiba were un affected. And to add to his uniform half the people he met right now thought HE was a GIRL. Horrifying not really, funny yes.
Gaara thwacked (1) Naruto on the head while quietly informing him to act like a girl. Why you may ask did Gaara want everyone to think Naruto was a girl well it's simple you see, Gaara thought this would be the perfect chance to get Mitsuki, his ex-girlfriend to come back to him and quit following the Uchiha around...
Naruto now sat in class waiting for when the teacher would make him walk to the front of the class...er I mean her, and so once Naruto was at the front of the class he would have to say some things about himself.
"Naruto Uzamaki" the teacher called him, but what the hell Naruto was not a girl name god this people are stupid. So Naruto slowly walked to the front of the class, all eyes on him. "Ms. Uzamaki would you please introduce yourself"
Naruto glared at the teacher and the fixed his blue eyes on the class, "My name is Naruto Uzamaki" you see Naruto did not have to make his voice sound girlish because he hadn't quite got him manly voice or whatever. So now the class sat in quietness.
"Is that all your going to say" the teacher asked expecting Naruto to spill his secrets, for this teacher was the one who got him his uniform...yeah you guessed it the one wearing a mask, the one called Kakashi-sensei. "That's all you need to know about me" Naruto said calmly. "Well um ok just take a seat anywhere" and with that Kakashi got back to his orange book that had the words 'Icha Icha Paradise' on the front.
Naruto walked to the only seat available which was between...
Well that is the end of chapter one so tune in next time.
No no I'm joking the story isn't over, nor is this chapter now back to the story.
between...Gaara and Kiba. Ha I bet you thought he would be next to Sasuke but no my dear readers Sasuke was two rows in front of Naruto and he was surrounded by his creepy, stalkerish, boxer stealing fan girls...
Sasuke watched the new girl with interest, yes you could say he liked her, mostly for he short blond bed hair (2), Cruelen blue eyes, and the fact she didn't even bat an eye lash at him. The girl wasn't like any other girl, you know the kind were they drag on about some sickening thing, like how yesterday the snuck into the Uchiha's house and watched him shower. But this girl only said he Name and then took a seat next to Gaara and Kiba and then began talking with them, but the weird thing is that Gaara did not ignore the girl nor did Kiba flirt with the girl. Because Sasuke did not know this one thing and that was that Naruto the girl he was attracted to was indeed a boy.
Well chapter 2 should be up today or tomorrow I am going to try to get a chapter in everyday.
(1) Thwacked I have always wanted to say that word...not quite sure why though.
(2) te he bed hair
