To express my undying love for this Naruto couple, I have to satisfy my inner fan-girl by writing drabbles every now and then. So one day I thought, why not share my joy with other KakuHida shippers?
I promise to update regularly, but I apologize if I do go off-track and not update for a while. If that happens, please review to remind me that there are other fangirls out there who want more of this couple! ^3^
Alas, I shall not hold you back. Please proceed!
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, sadly.
One
Kakuzu exhaled sharply as he fought to ignore the raging thirst in his throat. It was more noticeable now-agonizingly so. Sucking in a deep breath, he leant forward and stuck his sweaty and callused hands into the dark cavern, void of anything but temptation.
Fondling the objects of his desire slowly, he let a small smirk play at the edges of his lips. It'd been so long since he came this close to his loved ones. It was almost nauseating- being away from them for so long. He was glad that for once, he felt right at home.
Safe, even.
He was nearing the edge of oblivion. The temptation, the lust; it was sucking him in ever so slowly. He struggled to open his diluted eyelids, but gave in when a sudden surge of pleasure washed over him.
…Followed by the sudden shriek of his partner-in-crime, Hidan.
"KAKUUZUUU!" The silver-haired Jashinist barked loudly, waving his hands in front of the dazed miser. "Areeee you thereee?"
Kakuzu looked up suddenly, only to come face-to-face with his partner. Rather grumpily, he got to his feet and stretched his aching muscles, straining with the effort.
"What is it?" he quizzed, his expression far from pleasant. Seeing the amused grin on the Jashinist's face, he battled the instinct to send him flying to the other end of the universe. Narrowing his eyes, he lowered his voice. "What do you want, Hidan?" There was a slightly menacing tone to his voice, one that did not go unnoticed.
Hidan shrugged and rubbed at the back of his head confusedly. "You were staring at the suitcase for like, hours now. What the hell's wrong with ya anyway? Ain't like you to be so…dreamy," he remarked with furrowed eyebrows, one hand gripping his scythe.
Kakuzu narrowed his eyes. "What did I tell you about interrupting me while I'm having a moment?"
"Whaaat? A moment? What were ya doing, jerkin off or somethin'?" Hidan gaped at him with wide and astonished eyes. "Ahh, I see. Don't cha worry, Kuzu. Carry on," he grinned rather devilishly. "I got' cha back."
"Brat." Kakuzu's eyes narrowed into thin slits, and a wave of dark aura surrounded him instantaneously. "Don't jump to conclusions. There's money in here. That's all." At the mention of his favorite thing in the whole universe, his mood took a turn for the better.
The silver-haired man's eyes widened further, giving the impression that it was about to pop out of his eye sockets any moment. "Wo-ow, we sure got lucky there. Lemme' see," he exclaimed, hopping closer to Kakuzu.
Peeking inside the suitcase, he gave a loud snort, much to Kakuzu's surprise. "I knew it!"
"Knew what?" Kakuzu glared at him impatiently.
"That it was that pile of junk," Hidan said triumphantly.
"No you didn't," he spat. "You just asked me about it a moment ago, you twerp."
"O' really? …OH YEAH!" Hidan shrieked suddenly, making him jump. "I remember so, so, so clearly now! I asked ya whether you were jerkin' off and whether I could join in, right?"
It was times like these that made Kakuzu wonder why he'd been chosen to be his partner.
