Attack of the Inners
Chapter 1
Hey! Anyways, I got this idea when I couldn't sleep last night –it seems I always get these ideas at around 11…XD…But anyways, here's the plan. For each chapter I write, it's usually between 8 and 11 reviews. Now, for each review I get, I will type a page. For an example, if I get 4 reviews for a chapter, I'll only type 4 pages, okay? Anyways, I'm hoping for about 10 reviews per chapter and I DO try to update every other day –if I don't, it's because I either have a family thing going on or I'm getting ready for a big chapter, okay? Anyways, READ and REVIEW! I'd really like your IDEAS, OPINIONS, COMMENTS, or CRITICISM since I'm sort of new at this. (oh, and after you read this, you might want to read "Cleared", too. It's really hilarious if you're looking for a laugh XD) Anyways, ON WITH THE FIC!
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Jiraiya was getting bored –really, really bored. He didn't have anything to do besides teaching Naruto now and then and writing new issues of Itcha Itcha Paradise. Usually, it wasn't a problem –he could just get Naruto to use his Sexy no Jutsu as inspriation, but lately, it hadn't been really working.
Poor Jiraiya. He had nothing to do and was such a perv that all the ladies in Konoha avoided him –even the little kids! Seriously, kids weren't Jiraiya's type…his type was more ….well, we won't mention it here, or the rating will go up for this story. Anyways, speaking of the story, let's move on.
Jiraiya was really, really bored so he did what he considered a last resort. He went to the Hokage's office, and planned to ask Tsunade if she wanted to have a drink with him. Jiraiya knew it was a bad idea at the start, but he could get a little inspiration, right? Seriously, once Tsunade started drinking, there was no stopping her –and her need to play strip poker. However, Jiraiya would get the inspiration he needed –just in a different way, mind you.
Jiraiya knocked on Tsundae's door.
"Come in…"
Jiraiya opened the door and found Tsunade in the middle of her "experiments". This time, she was mixing something in a clear vial, when she looked up at him.
"You
better not be asking me for a drink…I do NOT want what happened
last time…"
Jiraiya thought back to "the last time" he
asked Tsunade out for a drink. She ended up making out with him in
public, which although helped the Itcha Itcha series, gave her
nightmares afterwards, which greatly increased the amount of sake she
drank.
"I seriously had nightmares a month afterwards…" Tsunade said, her eyebrow twitching.
Jiraiya stood there, and came up with a plan…
"But you're so busy…and just think about it, don't you want to RELAX with some delicious sake running down your throat. It'd really make you work faster once you get a nice, comforting, normal night out…" Jiraiya started wheedling.
Tsunade stopped. She had a plan. "Okay, Jiraiya, just this once…"
Jiraiya started. "Yes! Itcha Itcha Paradise Edition #6 here we come!"
"BUT…you have to help me with this plan. I think you'll find that Naruto and his friends will be….a different sort of inspiration for you, too. Different, but definitely bestseller material…" Tsunade said, a mischievous glint in her eye.
"What's in it for you?"
"Duh…I'm bored, dammit….seriously, do you know how much paperwork I had to fill out after Naruto "accidentally" set Sasuke's house on fire? Plus, it'd be ….really amusing to see their reactions to my plan, anyways…"
Jiraiya leaned closer, "So, tell me what your plan is….if it's going to help with the new edition of Itcha Itcha Paradise, then I'm totally in…."
"Okay, basically, this vial right here contains a special potion. Just slip it into each of Naruto's and his friends' food or drink and there should be some pretty good inspiration for you for a month. After that, you're going to have to handle their reactions of what they've done…"
Jiraiya looked confused. (come on, people, cut him some slack…it's not everyday Tsunade agrees to have a drink with him AND promises him some juicy inspiration)
"Okay…so what does that potion do?"
"Every ninja in Konoha has an inner self –a different part of them that is basically more…intense and emotional than that ninja really is. These Inners help out the ninjas with their decisions but also contribute greatly to their personalities. They are usually very aggressive and impatient, too, so there'll probably be some temper tantrums at the beginning. However, the thing about Inners though, is that they can immediately identify their soulmate. This is also how the ninjas develop crushes and usually end up together."
Jiraiya nodded. "I get it! So if I slip this into their drinks, their Inners will take over and there will be a HUGE love thing –an AGGRESSIVE love thing!"
Tsunade nodded, "Exactly. However, it will only last 30 days and I don't know how they will respond after those 30 days. They will probably go after you, but by then, you'll probably have enough inspiration and you'll have published another perverted bestseller."
Jiraiya was ecstatic. This was an even better inspiration for Itcha Itcha Paradise than Tsunade playing strip poker and ranting about pregnant men! Jiraiya, being grateful, finally said, "Hmm, I promise I'll get you home when you're drunk, okay, Tsunade? Seriously, after this month, I'll have all the inspiration I need…"
Tsunade inwardly nodded. Yes! No more pictures of me playing strip poker! Wait..how do you play it again? As you can see, Tsunade tends to forget what she does when she's drunk –which is why she's unaware of her little fan club waiting at the bar, at the moment.
"Sure, Jiraiya, why not? Let's go drink sake tonight and you can get your inspiration tomorrow!"
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Basically, the night went as planned –Jiraiya had of course lied when he said that he would bring Tsunade home when she got drunk, so she got mobbed by her fan club while playing strip poker. Finally, at around 4 am, they both went drunkenly home. (you REALLY don't want to know the details about that night….let's just say that Tsunade thought that Jiraiya was a pregnant man and he kept…er…humping her….
ANYWAYS…
The next morning, Jiraiya went on with his plan –to make Naruto and the gang be controlled by their Inners….
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Sorry if that was a bit rushed…anyways, I'm kind of hoping for about 8-10 reviews for this since I already have the next chapter planned out and it's going to start getting funny. Basically, this chapter sort of explained what's going to happen. Now, don't forget to READ AND REVIEW! Ja ne!
