the piggy has always stared at the yellow chocobo so long that he fail in love with her..jk he just wanted to smash but the yellow chocobo was gay she only liked females chobobissssss,the pig didnt know this and tried to impress her by rolling in the mud like no other pig did. the chocobo stared at the pig and was wondering tf he was doing,the pig started getting sad and he didnt know how to talk to the chocobo he eventually went gay for a freind he has had since birth the pig's friend was actually the chocobo's brother and he was gay,but little did the brother know the pig was only using him to get closer to his hot and thicc sister ;3. the female chocobo is cunégonde and her brother was cuberdon the pig was mr oinker , Cuberdon was in love with mr oinker and he told her sister but she didn't care lol,one day mr oinker came up to cuberdon and slapped his butt with his head and was like hey bb what good bun buns ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).cuberdon looked at him while blushing, he wasn't ready for those stuff,"but bun buns its been one day" he looked furious and peed on him :D. "oh no you should'nt have"actually cuberdon loved how mr oinker peed on him and the way he was furious,the siter came and and saw the pig the pig saw this chance as an oppurtinuty to make his juicy moves..."hello there" he said to the bootiful chocobo he could taste her. butt. cunégonde stared at mr oinker "why are you peeing on my dear brother" but he seemed to enjoy it,mr oinker responded and whispered in her ear saying "you seem to like seeing this why not join me sometime ( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡ )" Cunégonde was disgusted but her owner just came back, he was blonde and had blue eyes,his name was prompto. he took cunégonde and ride it "let's go cunégonde" cuberdon looked at mr oinker and said "there is only the two of us now ;)))))""oh i guess it is.."he looked unmotivated he was sad but his pp was happy and hungry hungry to taste what the inside of cuberdon tasted like he wanted it and he wanted it now.. cunégonde ran away from prompto because he was annoying with his shitty song "i want to ride my chocob all day" just stfu and prompto took cuberdon insteadthe pig saw that cungonde came back and said "oh you came backk". cunégonde was kinda annoyed because she knew what mr oinker wanted to but since she was gay she wanted to smash to have money "yeah im back"HE THREW HER ON THE FLOOR AND SAID "IVE BEEN WAITING TO DO THIS" AND STICKED HIS PP OUT AND PEED ON HER HE DIDNT PEE THE WHOLE DAY SO HE PEED FOR LIKE 20 SECONDS ON HER "DO YOU LIKE IT?". "NO I DONT LIKE IT LEAVE ME ALONE KWEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"THE PIG RESTRAINED HER AND DICKED HER BROTHER CUBERDON CAME IN. Cuberdon was in tears "YOU KNEW I LOVED HIM ALL THIS TIME YOU PROSTITUEE" cunégonde was dying of pleasure and wasn't able to STICKED HIS PP IN AND HE ALMOST KILLED HER" I CANT STOP CUBERDON I LOVE HER" prompto heard everything and came back and was crying and killed himself, while cuberdon joined him in his suicide BUT BEFORE THEY COMMITED SUICIDE PROMPTO STICKED HIS PP IN MR PIGGYS MOUTH AND BROKE SOME OF THE PIGS TEETH BECAUSE HIS PP WAS ROCK HARD YOURE AMAZING you suck I love no i hate you SAID"nejisfndsuifhmeuiwmxweiufdmcexmdfi"he said that because his mouth was full. Cunégonde looked at her brother and owner who were dead and she was really sad, she started crying"DONT CRY JUST LOOK AT MY PP"he said "the pain is only now but my PP IS FOREVOR" ;3 "BUT IM GAY and i just wanted money""F U YOU CAN HAVE MY MONEY after you have my babys",he exploded his white vannilla ice cream all over her and in her likea volcano erupting from a long s;umber. 2 months later she had babies the end. and prompto wasnt dead he sticked his pp in the pigs mouth again and broke some of his END
