Slowly. Oh so slowly. Don't make a sound. Don't breath. Don't blink. But above all don't get caught. To be caught would mean certain death. A bloody, gory, gruesome death. Maybe the person would be tossed to Barney. Said person shivered in the horror of that thought. Catching a few seconds of that show was enough. But there was tales of a show far worse. They would do anything to keep that fate from happening. A twig snapping in the background caused the figure to whirl around in sheer terror. Only to fall face first on the ground from making themselves dizzy from that move. Sounds were closing in on him. Sounds from everywhere. Each brush of the wind was death reaching for him. Oh yes death was after him tonight. Death disguised as a sleep deprived, running on pure caffeine, with moodswings to boot wench. And it was all his fault. You would think he would learn not to push her after...well ever. Now he was going to die for his foolish mistake. Oh how he wished he could run away. But she held his ramen hostage. He could not leave it behind. Not after everything they had been through. And now a superhuman assassin was after him. Damn she could run fast after three bags of coffee and no sleep for 2 days. "INUYASHA!!! YOU WILL PAY FOR ANGERING THE PIXIES!!!". 'oh shit not the pixies' ran through his mind. The pixies were the bane of his existence. If he could only sic them on Sesshomarou he would have one less problem to worry about. And one less brother. They may have looked innocent with their flying into trees act but he knew the truth. Oh yes even the great lord of the west was no match for their evilness. "YOU WILL COME BACK HERE AND TAKE YOUR PUNISHMENT LIKE A MAN!" rang through the forest only to be answered by a woof. Puzzlement showed momentarily on the young girl's face. But it was quickly replaced by fury. "don't you dare try that after getting so pissy when somebody mentions your half dog"! "woof". "DAMNIT ALL!" "Suddenly seemingly out of nowhere the great and powerful Fluffy appeared." "Sesshomaru why are you narrating yourself and why are you calling yourself fluffy?" asked a highly confused hyperactive miko. "Fluffy quirked an eyebrow as if to say how dare you think to question my awesome superness you pathetic ningen" "O...k?" "Sess run away while you still can before she sics the pixies on you!" came a distant cry from the general area of high in the trees. "You shut up. You're still in trouble for..."
Dun dun dun. My first cliffhanger.
