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THE MEANING OF LIFE
by Laisia [animestarre@aol.com]
Part 0: Prologue
Disclaimer: GW isn't mine. Monty Python isn't mine. Blah.
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Heero-fish: Morning.
Duo-fish: Morning.
Trowa-fish: Morning.
Quatre-fish: Morning.
Trowa-fish: Morning.
Heero-fish: Morning.
Duo-fish: Morning.
Quatre-fish: What's new?
Heero-fish: Nothing.
Wufei-fish & Zechs-fish: Morning.
Other four fish: Morning, morning, morning.
Heero-fish: Quatre was just asking us "what's new."
Wufei-fish: So he was.
Heero-fish: Yes.
Trowa-fish: Look over there. Howard's being eaten.
Duo-fish: Really?
*all fish move forward to see a waiter serving a large grilled fish to a blonde woman with forked eyebrows*
Duo-fish: Sure makes ya think, doesn't it?
Quatre-fish: Yes... what is it all about?
Wufei-fish: I don't know...
Trowa-fish: *sings* Why are we here, what's life all about?
Is God really real, or is there some doubt?
Well tonight we're going to screw-- er-- sort it all out,
For tonight it's the Meaning of Life.
Quatre-fish: *sings* What's the point of all this hoax?
Is it the chicken and the egg time, are we all just yolks?
Or perhaps, we're just one of God's little toys-- heh-- jokes,
Well ca c'est the Meaning of Life.
Wufei-fish: *sings* Is life just a game where we make up the rules
While we're searching for something to screw-- um-- say
Or are we just simply spiralling coils
Of horny, lusting-- um-- self-replicating sex-driven-- heh-- DNA?
Heero-fish, Duo-fish, Zechs-fish: *sing in high-pitched voices, echoing "DNA"* Nay nay nay nay nay nay nay nay nay nay nay nay!
Trowa-fish: *sings* What is life? What is our fate?
Is there Heaven and Hell? Do we reincarnate?
Is mankind evolving or is it too much work-- er-- too late?
Well tonight here's the Meaning of Life.
Quatre-fish: *sings* For millions this life is a sad vale of tears
Sitting round with really nothing to say
While scientists say we're just simply horny little-- gomen-- spiralling coils
Of insane, funnyfarm-bound-- oops-- self-replicating DNA.
Heero-fish, Duo-fish, Zechs-fish: *sing in high-pitched voices, echoing "DNA"* Nay nay nay nay nay nay nay nay nay nay nay nay!
Laisia (narrator): QUIT MESSING UP THE LYRICS, YOU GUYS!
Wufei-fish: *sings* So just why, why are we here?
And just what, what, what, what do we fuck-- heh-- fear?
Well ce soir, for a change, it will all be made fun-- oh-- clear,
For this is the Meaning of Life - c'est le sens de la vie -
This is the Meaning of Life.
~TBC...~
THE MEANING OF LIFE
by Laisia [animestarre@aol.com]
Part 0: Prologue
Disclaimer: GW isn't mine. Monty Python isn't mine. Blah.
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Heero-fish: Morning.
Duo-fish: Morning.
Trowa-fish: Morning.
Quatre-fish: Morning.
Trowa-fish: Morning.
Heero-fish: Morning.
Duo-fish: Morning.
Quatre-fish: What's new?
Heero-fish: Nothing.
Wufei-fish & Zechs-fish: Morning.
Other four fish: Morning, morning, morning.
Heero-fish: Quatre was just asking us "what's new."
Wufei-fish: So he was.
Heero-fish: Yes.
Trowa-fish: Look over there. Howard's being eaten.
Duo-fish: Really?
*all fish move forward to see a waiter serving a large grilled fish to a blonde woman with forked eyebrows*
Duo-fish: Sure makes ya think, doesn't it?
Quatre-fish: Yes... what is it all about?
Wufei-fish: I don't know...
Trowa-fish: *sings* Why are we here, what's life all about?
Is God really real, or is there some doubt?
Well tonight we're going to screw-- er-- sort it all out,
For tonight it's the Meaning of Life.
Quatre-fish: *sings* What's the point of all this hoax?
Is it the chicken and the egg time, are we all just yolks?
Or perhaps, we're just one of God's little toys-- heh-- jokes,
Well ca c'est the Meaning of Life.
Wufei-fish: *sings* Is life just a game where we make up the rules
While we're searching for something to screw-- um-- say
Or are we just simply spiralling coils
Of horny, lusting-- um-- self-replicating sex-driven-- heh-- DNA?
Heero-fish, Duo-fish, Zechs-fish: *sing in high-pitched voices, echoing "DNA"* Nay nay nay nay nay nay nay nay nay nay nay nay!
Trowa-fish: *sings* What is life? What is our fate?
Is there Heaven and Hell? Do we reincarnate?
Is mankind evolving or is it too much work-- er-- too late?
Well tonight here's the Meaning of Life.
Quatre-fish: *sings* For millions this life is a sad vale of tears
Sitting round with really nothing to say
While scientists say we're just simply horny little-- gomen-- spiralling coils
Of insane, funnyfarm-bound-- oops-- self-replicating DNA.
Heero-fish, Duo-fish, Zechs-fish: *sing in high-pitched voices, echoing "DNA"* Nay nay nay nay nay nay nay nay nay nay nay nay!
Laisia (narrator): QUIT MESSING UP THE LYRICS, YOU GUYS!
Wufei-fish: *sings* So just why, why are we here?
And just what, what, what, what do we fuck-- heh-- fear?
Well ce soir, for a change, it will all be made fun-- oh-- clear,
For this is the Meaning of Life - c'est le sens de la vie -
This is the Meaning of Life.
~TBC...~
