Hi. I really
don't have a screen name yet, so I'll call myself SonRanma for now. This is the
first story that I am really serious about finishing. It is a fusion of Ranma
Nibonnoichi and Dragon Ball Z. Now, don't go screaming in terror about it; yet.
This is my first story after all. Now I think I have read enough stories to
know about the disclaimer. So, hear it comes HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAH (or whatever
the sound of drawing in a deep breath is):
Ranma Nibounnoichi belong to: Rumiko Takahashi, Shonen Sunday
comics, and the T.V. companies that ran it in all the other countries. Dragon
Ball Z, is owned by: Akira Toriyama, JUMP comics, TOEI Animation, and
FUNimation. I don't own any part of either one. And, I don't have anyone's
permission to use them. Please don't sue me. I don't have much.
(Cough, cough, HACK, cough) Okay now that that is dealt
with: ON WARD!! TO VICTORY. (Other people inside head get sweat drops behind
their head's)
Persona #1: Uh, yeah…
Persona #2: Well, lets get started already.
Me (Author): Okay. Glad you guys are here to help.
Notes: "…"= Normal talking. '…'=thinking. *= foreign (will
be explained at bottom)
Chapter 1: New Kids on the block.
Trunks sighed
to himself. His mom had finally done it. She was throwing him out. Or at least
that's what he thought to himself. In truth Bulma was testing him, she even
told him herself.
Still, he was going to be basically alone for a whole year.
See Bulma was visiting Chichi and
Goku-san's house the other day, and, with some planning help
from Chichi, had come up with an excellent idea, to see if their sons could
survive on their own. She had told Trunks that, since he was eighteen and going
to be inheriting Capsule Corp. one day, he should be able to live on his own
for awhile. And since he graduated High school, he could go and get a job. All
in all, Trunks was living in a nightmare.
Trunks: "But Mom, why do I need to
leave?"
Bulma: "Trunks, I've already told
you six times. I need to make sure that you are going to be responsible enough
to run the company. And besides, it's not like your going to be alone. I mean
your going to be living with Goten, so you will have someone you know with
you."
Trunks knew he was going to be with
Goten. But this did not quell* his worrying.
Trunks: "Mom, Goten eats almost as
much as Goku-san does. How am I going to get enough money to pay for all of the
food!?" he said in desperation.
Bulma: "Well, fist off, I'm going
to give you 2,000,000 Zeni*. This is the equivalent of
200,000,000 Yen. This should get you a house, and enough for
about the first six weeks of groceries. After that I'll send you 100,000 every
two weeks. You will have, hopefully gotten a job, and bought enough food in
bulk for yourselves to live in relative comfort with your appetites." She
smiled at him, glowing with her own brilliance.
Trunks sighed in defeat. Their was
no way he could talk his mom out of this. Goten's voice then came from behind
him in it's normal sing-song way.
Goten: "Hey, Trunks, I just found
out we're gonna be roomies. This is so cool!!" Goten shouted. Trunks then
lowered his head in complete and utter defeat. It was going to be a LONG year.
But then his father's voice came from across the room.
Vejita: "And don't even think for a
second that just because your gone that I am going to let your training slack
anymore than it has. Kakkorot and I will be coming weekly to train you. I don't
need you to be any weaker than you already are!"
Goku: "Don't worry Trunks, I'm sure
that you two will be just fine."
Trunks sighed again. He'd seemed to be doing that a lot now.
Bulma:" And you don't even have to
worry about finding a place to stay. I found a place that's big enough to give
you both enough space and it's really cheap, so I used some of your money to
buy it."
Trunks looked up at her in slight
surprise. He really hadn't expected this much help.
Trunks: "Okay, where is it?"
Bulma: " It's in Tokyo. The Nerima
district to be exact.
A few days later in said district…
Voice 1: "Ora no hentai!"*
Voice 2: "Kawaiekune irokeune otenba!"*
Voice 1: "RANMA NO BAKA!!"*
There was a
loud crash and if one looked in the general direction of the yelling, would see
a person flying out of the roof of the house that was marked as the Tendo
Doujo. If one were blessed with great sight, they would clearly see that the
person flying out of the house was wearing a red Chinese shirt, black pants,
and Bruce Lee type shoes. He also looked rather annoyed at his current
situation. If a person had terrific hearing, then they would hear the boy
mutter that the tomboy could still not cook well. The name of the boy flying through the air was none other than
Ranma
Saotome. Ranma was going to be turning 18 soon, and was
about to start his last year at Furikan high school. He then realized that he
had just gotten to the center of his arc and was going to land soon.
Ranma:
"Well, it looks like I'll be landing in the Cat Café. Good, I'm still hungry
after not eating lunch without knowing it was Akane's night to cook." He said
to himself.
Ranma then thought to himself, that Akane's cooking had
gotten better. When he looked up
again(well down actually, depending on who's POV your looking from)he saw that he
was about to crash into some guy with
lavender hair.
Ranma:
"Hey, look out!!" he yelled at the unsuspecting man. Trunks, who was telling
Goten that they really shouldn't be eating out, looked up to
see Ranma falling straight at him, in shock. Ranma then collided with Trunks,
knocking them both on to the ground. Ranma rolled off
Trunks and shook his head to clear the stars away. Trunks on
the other hand, got up, dusted himself off, and put his hand out to help Ranma
off the ground.
Trunks:
"You okay man?" Trunks asked. Ranma looked up and took Trunks's hand, and
Trunks pulled Ranma up.
Ranma: "I'm
fine." Ranma said, while still feeling a little awkward from the crash. From
inside the café, Goten called to Trunks.
Goten:
"Come on Trunks, I'm hungry!" he said whining. "Get in here so we can eat!" Trunks: "All right, I'm coming!" he
shouted back. "Look, are you sure your okay. I mean, you just feel out of the
sky like that. Look, why don't you join Goten and me, and I'll get you lunch?"
Ranma never
one to look a gift horse in the mouth agreed and went in with Trunks.
Shampoo: "Nihau
Ai Ren!"* Shampoo said performing her
signature Amazon glomp on Ranma with the accuracy of two years practice. Or, at
least she would have glomped Ranma had
Trunks not pushed him out of the way, thinking that it was
an attack of some kind; so she glomped on to him instead. For Trunks it was a
new experience. It was rather nice, if not expected, so he generally did
nothing but stand there and be held. Shampoo, on the other hand, had not yet
opened her eyes, and was thinking to herself 'Wow, Ranma has gotten much more
muscular since the last time I glomped him before the perverted girl Akane
tried to marry him.' But, she thought with a growing smile, 'I will soon win
Ranma over.' "Wow, I guess that you really like getting new customers, because
you've been hugging and feeling me up for about two minutes now." Trunks
said in a mix of annoyance and coyness. Shampoo's eyes shot
open in surprise. She pulled her head back, and jumped away from the boy. She
then gave him a look over. He was wearing
Velcro/laced shoes, black pants, a white shirt, and a jean
jacket with some kind of logo on the left arm.
Shampoo:
"Who is you?" Shampoo demanded to know. Ranma who was still shocked from the
recent events watch in utter silence as the scene escalated. "Who are you young
man?" said an aged old voice from behind them all. As everyone turned, they saw
Cologne on her walking stick, near the cash register. At this, the wall
exploded inwards as Ryoga walked through it shouting his familiar line "Where
the hell am I now!" But no one really noticed.
Trunks: "My
name is Trunks." He replied. "Why did you push son in law out of the way?" she
asked. "He crashed into me a few minutes ago, and I thought that she was
attacking." Trunks replied coolly.
Shampoo:
"Why you no push Shampoo off you??" Shampoo again demanded to know. For some
reason right know, Trunks was feeling and acting a lot like his father had, when
he first lived with his mother.
Trunks:
"Well, to be honest, it was a rather comfortable position, and you didn't seem
to mind doing it that much, so I let you stay on me for awhile." In truth,
Trunks could have been mistaken for his dad, because of his attitude. The way
he said it only made Shampoo even more furious than she was before.
Shampoo:
"Bakayaro! You mock Shampoo. Torankusu korosu!"*. With that she pulled her
Bonbori from hammer space. She then let out a battle cry, and charged at
Trunks. Trunks's expression then changed from smug to confused to battle ready
in a flash. He then jumped back out the door, so this girl didn't hurt anyone
in the restaurant. She jumped out after him, and with a colossal leap, went
high in to the air, and sped down, slamming her bonbori onto Trunks's head.
(Now this is a small note from the Author. When Shampoo does this, it will
usually knock out any man. But remember, Trunks is not your normal man. If not
in combat, many hits that would not hurt normally do. Now, under those
circumstances, Trunks would have been knocked down, got up rubbing his head and
asked why she did that. But then again, Trunks is in combat mode. Lets see what
happens) When the bonbori hit his head, something strange happened. It broke.
No, broke is to light a word. IT SHATTERED!!! Shampoo's bonbori shattered
against Trunks's head. Shampoo could not believe it. She jumped back and looked
at the handle of her former weapon. She stared at it for about five seconds.
She then threw both the stump and the other away and took a fighting stance.
Shampoo: "I
KILL YOU!!" she screamed and started on her attack. Now she was holding nothing
back. This pervert had the gall to make her touch him like she did. She got
close to him and screamed "KACHU TENSHIN AMAGURIKEN!!". Her hands flew almost
as fast as Ranma's did during the move. She in all threw 3595 punches during
the span of five seconds (note: that is
719 punches a second). Not one landed. Trunks did not even
block. He was not even trying. She jumped back even more furious than before.
"TEME!!" She then charged her anger as much as she could and then shouted
"MAKENDOUKOKUHAAAAAAAAAA!" A giant blast of red ki was hurtled from her out
stretched palms. It was a very powerful blast. Not quite as powerful as what
Ranma or Ryoga could do, but it was still massive. Ranma
screamed at Trunks "Move out of the way!" partially shielding his eyes from the light. Ryoga was standing next to
Ranma and mimicked Ranma's motion. What happened next, was hard for all but
Goten and Trunks to comprehend, at the moment. As the blast hurtled at Trunks,
he smiled. For some reason, Ranma could not help but feel fear at the sight of
it. He than moved his left hand across his chest, and when the blast was almost
on top of him, he struck it with the back of his hand, sending it high into the
air, where it exploded rather harmlessly in the sky. Shampoo's eyes were wide
with shock. 'Not even Saffron could have done that with so much ease. She then
looked at Trunks again. He just smiled at her. Then he got into his own
fighting position. For the first time in her life, Shampoo felt very scared.
Then Trunks pulled his arm back and punched at thin air. Then she only saw the
back of her eyelids. ( This was mostly Shampoos POV)
Ranma could
hardly believe what he had just seen. He put his day into perspective. '1: I
woke up with Pops throwing water on me, turning me into a girl and had a
sparring session with him. NORMAL. 2: Ate wonderful breakfast made by Kasumi
then Changed back into a man. NORMAL. 3: Did homework, then trained until 4 pm.
NORMAL. 5: Washed up and watch favorite TV show. NORMAL. 6: At 5:30 found out
it was Akane's turn to cook. Have Argument with Akane. Akane hits me out of the
house via roof. NORMAL.7: Crash into someone during fall. NOT NORMAL. 8:
Offered free lunch by total stranger. NOT NORMAL, BUT GOOD. 9: Shampoo attempts
to glomp me, but glomps new guy instead. NOT NORMAL, BUT STILL GOOD. 10:
Shampoo fights guy with Speed and Techniques that Ryoga and I would have had
some problems with, and she never really touches him, then uses KI attack on
guy, only to have him swat it away like it was a bug. Then defeat Shampoo with
only the wind that was push by his half punch from 30 feet away. DEFENETALLY NOT
NORMAL!!!!
Ranma: "H..
h.. ho.. how did you do that?" Ranma asked very nervously.
Trunks:
"What, the punch? I just used the wind against her an.." "No, EVERYTHING!"
Ranma sharply stated.
Trunks:
"Well," Trunks said sheepishly "I guess I didn't hold enough of my power back."
At this Ranma, Cologne, Ryoga, and Mousse could only do one
thing. Their mouths hit the floor. It was around then that Shampoo started to
stir. Trunks rushed next to her.
Trunks:
"I'm really sorry, I guess I need to get back to training, if nothing just to
control my strength." He said very quickly.
Shampoo
took a very hard look at him, then to Ranma. She repeated this several times.
Then she looked deeply into Trunks's eyes. And she said the words that would
shock the world. (Well at least Nerima.)
Shampoo:
"WooAinii."* And she brought her head forward and kissed Trunks right on the
lips with deadly accuracy. Everyone, including Trunks was nearly shocked to
numbness when this happened. Some were happier than others. Trunks, was really
enjoying it. Goten was slightly jealous. 'Oh, come on Trunks. We've been in
this district for 1 hour and he's already found a girlfriend. Although, I
wonder if all the girls in this place are like this.' He smiled at this
thought. Ranma was very happy, but sad at the same time. Happy, because,
Shampoo would no longer be chasing him. Sad, because, he had just lost his free
meal ticket at the Cat Café. Cologne was happy because Shampoo had found
someone to replace Ranma. Ryoga truthfully could not care less. But, Mousse, he
was experiencing levels of depression that normally only Ryoga was capable of
getting. He had lost Shampoo again, and to someone who could be stronger than
Ranma. Things were not looking good. After two and a half minutes Shampoo
separated from Trunk's mouth.
There was only one thing Trunks could say about the who
thing.
Trunks:
"Wow." That about summed it up for him. Then he helped her up and said.
Trunks: "Now if you will excuse
me Goten and I have to go to our house. Bye Shampoo-chan.
See you later." Then he and Goten left the scene. Cologne
let everyone come in and have something to eat. She even let Ranma leave
without paying.
When Ranma
got home, it was well after 7pm. He expected Akane to be angry at him, but when
he opened the door, she was smiling at him.
Ranma:
"Hey, Akane. Um, uh, why aren't you mad at me?"
Akane: "I
can be mad later, if you want, but right now we are having the new neighbors
over for dinner."
Ranma: "Oh.
Well, then I'll go introduce myself." He then took his shoes of and walked into
the dinning room. He open his mouth to say hello, and then he froze.
Ranma: "No
way." He said a little loudly. One of the guests turned to look at him, his
hair still going out in seven different directions.
Goten: "Hey
Ranma. I didn't know that you lived here." Ranma than put 2 and 2 together, and
did the only thing plausible in the situation at hand. Ranma Saotome, one of
the best martial artists in the world, who had faced death many times and
practically laughed in it face; fainted.
"Ranma?"
*'s= #1: Zeni= form of money used in Dragon Ball Z. #2:You
Pervert! #3: You uncute, sexless, tomboy. #4: Ranma you idiot.#5: Trunks, I
kill!. #6: (It is Chinese for[I think]) My husband.
That was my first chapter. Sorry it was so short. It was the
first part of my story. I will continue it. Right now though, I need sleep.
SonRanma signing out.