The Lost Time Lord

By Alex T. Wallman

Disclaimer: I own nothing, Dood.

Prologue: The Prophecy

Author's Note: I'm actually kind off surprised at this being the first story I post, but any way this is a prologue and the idea comes from a friend of mine who suggested this awesome idea, which rates a spoiler alert for anyone who lacks mental faculties.

SOIPLER ALERT

Anyways this story is based on the idea that Sakuya from Touhou is actually a Time Lord who some how survived the end of the Time War. In my story, this was done by Yukari increasing the gap between Sakuya being a Time Lord and decreasing the gap between Sakuya being a human, and Sakuya sealing her memories within a modified fob watch. On a different note, Sakuya will join the Doctor and Co when they are in Utah, or Texas, or wherever Future!Doctor dies and will begin shit wrecking in 'the Silence take the Moon incident'.

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Time is a funny thing.

It runs, it crawls, it does all sorts of things. Funny thing all in all.

Now you see there was once a man, and that man had a box.

That man was a special man and that box was a very special box. The man was the last of his people; he was a kind, smart, and an absolutely crazy man. He was The Doctor. The box was a time machine, and it was alive, she would always take The Doctor to where he needed to be. That box was The Doctor's TARDIS.

The Doctor had thought that he had seen it all, but fate always has its own little tricks hidden up its sleeve. Actually, that's wrong; fate had nothing to do with this happening.

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"The tremors are happening again."

"Indeed. The Time War is sending these tremors to every point in time as well."

"Oi. Take a look at this!"

"Is he going to do what I think he's going to do?"

"Probably. Although, I have an interesting idea…"

"Really? Let's hear it."

"Well…"

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"Are you sure that this will work?"

"Positive. You may not have any experience with us, but we have more than our fair share of tricks up our sleeves."

"Alright. When the time comes for me to remember, instruct me to tap the back of the watch four times and then check the time."

"Huhuhu. Have fun."

"I shall try."

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"AAAAUGH!" The cry echoed through the halls of the Scarlet Devil Mansion and could traced to one specific inhabitant of the mansion, who was soon surrounded by the more memorable inhabitants.

"What's happening? SAKUYA! WHAT'S WRONG?" Remilia asked, trying to understand why the maid had suddenly collapsed, started wailing, and clutching her head. The others were also asking similar questions, but were quickly dispersed by Patchouli, the only one who had kept a level head.

"We need to get her to Eirin's clinic. Meiling, you and Koakuma take Sakuya there while I calm Remilia and Flandre."

"On it." With those words, the gatekeeper and the little devil extricated Sakuya from the crush of people surrounding her. They then carried the maid between them and hurried out of the mansion.

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"What is she muttering about, Eirin? The winded gatekeeper asked the silver haired doctor as they studied Sakuya.

"She keeps saying 'he's dying' in English, although she has said 'they're returning' as well."

"What does all this mean?"

"It means that she has some sort of psychic link with another person and as far as I can tell he's dying and somebody is returning from somewhere." Eirin answered, but thought, 'We knew that this was going to happen sooner or later. I'll have to tell Yukari about what's happening.'

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"So she collapsed?"

"Yes, and she is beginning to show a psychic link between herself and the other survivor."

"I see. That means that we shall need to wake her up soon. The Pandorica will open, Silence will fall, and the Survivor will wake up."