Once upon a time there was an awesome person
who had a huge ego
so big that Russia could see it from his house
Russia decided he wanted the awesome persons ego for himself
So he got his pipe and travelled to the awesome person's house
As he got there he found a little dog, so he kicked it
an Italian saw him kick the puppy and started crying
the crying Italian started to get on his nerves, so he ate it
Russia made a note to have Italian for dinner sometime, then he continued to the awesome person's house
Then he tripped over a rock and almost broke his nose
he also dropped his vodka
Which pissed Russia off greatly
He raged and destroyed a small city
Killing thousands
Suddenly, America flew in and falcon punched Russia
But Russia was quick to block the punch with his pipe
which broke America's hand
Making Russia laugh
KolKolKolKolKol
America called Russia a meanie and ran away crying . He ran all the way to England's house.
England saw America and threw hot tea on him
making America cry more. He ran to Canada's house.
Canadian then make America pancakes
America forgot why he was crying and was happy again. Russia had continued his journey to the Awesome person's home.
after a while of walking Russia tripped over a crying Latvia
He raged again and beat the crying Latvia. Estonia saw and cried "LATVIAAAAAA!"
Causing a watching Belarus to laugh cruelly
Russia spotted Belarus, screamed (in a manly way) and ran as fast as he could.
then before he knew it he had arrived at the awesome persons house
He knocked on the door and waited, his pipe ready.
They awesome person decided he was too awesome to answer the door so he made his little bruder do it
When the door opened, Russia attacked, not realising it wasn't the awesome person.
The little bruder then got knocked out by the attacking Russian
The awesome person became frightened and ran into the closet.
The awesome persons bird was afraid of the dark so it started to chirp loudly
The awesome person yelled at the bird, telling it to shut up. Russia heard the shouting and chirping and found the as his younger (psycho) sister had done he broke down the door an grabbed the awesome person with a firm grip
The awesome person screamed (awesomely) and begged not to be killed.
Russia then tied the awesome person up an dragged him all the way home
The awesome person was very frightened and he told his bird to go get help. it then flew off to the awesome person's friend France, who was molesting a big eye browed Englishmen
The bird tried to tell France that the Awesome person was in trouble, but he could only chirp. France put the little bird outside and continued molesting the the Englishman cryThe little bird was mad, but he got bored and decided to go back to the awesome person's house and go to sleep.
Russia then killed the Awesome person and kept his ego The end
