Gynecologist and Obstetrician (OB/GYN)
I work as a Gynecologist and
Quick thinker when something is out of hand.
Years of studying, I work hard all night.
My bright emerald eyes shine with delight
When my "expecting" patients come today
While I wear blue scrubs and a pen all day.
I check women's genital area.
Delivering, they're in hysteria,
Feel amused and sympathy for their guy.
Covered in blood, I hear the baby cry.
Lonely I feel though I have a lover
Brings me lilies but goes undercover.
I'll tell a story of a friend of mine
Spoke little English, who wet the floor line.
OB/GYN's Tale
Wobbling down the street was a woman
Hands layed on her swollen stomach, her man
Arms wrapped around his dark hair beauty wife
As they wait for their miracle of life.
Her name is Julia, nine months pregnant
Her husband a retired lieutenant.
He worries about her, due date is soon
While she hums her son a lullaby tune.
Voice like an angel baby kicks her hand.
She smiles in delight and understands.
Walking for hours she's still not tired.
She sees an ice cream stand with desire
With no choice he buys her what she's craving
They leave, behind the woman is waving.
It starts to get cloudy up in the sky.
She tells the sun "Adios" meaning good-bye.
They don't notice the awaiting showers,
That soon will not protect them in hours.
Panicking not good in her condition,
Finding a plan is his new ambition.
Luck not on their side, water breaks, Oh my!
Her painful contractions start to come by.
Raining he tells her to sit on side walk
Tries to calm her down, yet he is in shock.
No time to take her to the hospital
Prayed to God, help him with this obstacle.
He bent down took off her pants and checked her
Cervical dilation which made her stir.
Raining and dark as it can be, still he
Thinks she's ready. Tells her "Count One, Two, Three
Push with all your might my sweet lovely wife."
She listens to her husband without strife.
Her pain unbearable, silent she cries
Feels the baby's head rip between her thighs.
Starts to breathe up to three can't go on no
More. Her husband sees son's head down below.
He tells her, "Tengas fe" push once again.
She is in strain and yells at him in pain.
For her baby she pushes One, Two, Three.
As she pushes the baby's cry breaks free
Exhausted, relieved, feeling glee. Husband
Protects baby from rain, gives wife a hand.
As they wait for help they noticed the rain
Ceased. Kept miracle baby entertain,
For all Julia's pain long forgotten
As she gazed her son, her dark eyes soften.
