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Once upon a time there lived a beautiful princess named Videl. The princess was heir to the greatest kingdom in the land, and was loved by all of her people.

However, all great things have their dark sides. When the princess was very young, a witch had cast a spell on the princess. The effect of the spell made it so that anything that the princess would touch would immediately melt. Needless to say, this meant that the princess could never live a normal life, could never hug her parents, nor could she ever marry.

When the princess turned 18 King Satan decided that the curse has plagued the family long enough and sought a solution to the problem. The king ordered ten thousand of his best men to find the witch responsible, and bring her to the castle alive.

After weeks of tips, sightings, and searching, the witch was brought before the king.

"You shall remove this curse from my daughter at once so help me you will never see the light of day again." The king demanded.

"I'm sorry but I cannot remove the curse." The witch responded

"Then you will burn at the cross." He threatened.

"Wait! However there is a way to break the curse."

"Keep talking."

"If the princess were to retrieve an item to which her hands do not melt, the curse will be broken." The witch explained.

"Then it is settled. Let the kingdom know that whoever is to bring my daughter this un-melt able object shall inherit my daughters hand in marriage as well as the wealth of this kingdom."

Thousands of people arrived to the castle bearing common items such as granite to bizarre things such as animal; to which the princess refused to touch.

Nearly every candidate had tried, but all had failed. Only three people had remained.

The next man thought a bar of pure gold, thinking that the sheer density would be able to take the heat. He handed the bar to the princess, but it immediately melted.

The man after that thought he would try to be tricky, and brought in a bucket full of water. Since water is liquid, there's no way for it to melt. The princess scooped up a handful, but immediately it evaporated.

All hope had been lost as the next man stepped up to offer his item. The princess was truly going to be disappointed, because this man was very attractive.

"What have you?" The king asked?

The man said nothing, but dug into his pocket and pulled out a small sack. He reached into the sack and pulled out a couple M&Ms and handed them to the princess.

The crowd stood in awe as the two candies retained their shape, and did not melt in the princess' hands.

"Amazing!" The king announced.

"The curse is broken!" The witch shouted.

"Young man." The King said. "What is your name?

"Gohan. Gohan Son." He answered

"How did you know that the M&Ms wouldn't melt?" Asked the king.

"Simple. M&Ms melt in your mouth, not your hands." responded Gohan.

The End.

I can't believe I just wrote that lol.

If anyone is concerned about Surviving Normal, then you are on the same page as me =D. Jk. Its gonna get finished, but I just need to find the time. Meanwhile, enjoy this stupid little tale of mine. I read this story somewhere, but it was pretty funny so I rewrote it.