Chapter 2 is already half done and much funnier. Just a heads up: This chapter sucks. It's kinda filler. Why would I start with filler?
-sigh- just please don't give up on this fic.
Bare with me please.
I di not intentionally make those look like upside down stairs. ^
DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN GONE OR ANY OF THE CHARICTERS. -TURNS OFF CAP LOCKS-
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Jenny- Aloha earthlings, and welcome to this is a weird fic/ television show thingy. My and bestest buddy Rachel –INKSPELLE'D- and I make a living off of interrogating characters from many different fandoms. What say you Rachel?
Rachel-waves- Hallo thar! –Strokes beard-
Jenny- strokes beard too-
Rachel- licks beard-
Jenny-eats beard- Tastes like cotton candy! :3
-mean while with the plot (if you can even call it that)-
Jenny- We really wanted to do Astrid and L.P first but since Sam is the main character he's gonna be first.
Rachel- snaps fingers-
Sam-appears-
Jenny- Hallooooooo Sam
Sam- What the heck dude?! Where am I?!
Rachel- Enough with the over dramatic exclamation points!!!!!!!!! You can only use those when your really freaked out!!!!!!!!!!!
Jenny- !!!!!!!!!!!!
Rachel- !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sam- …
Jenny- Well since this is the first episode/ chapter we have to make up questions our self with no help from out viewers.
Rachel- Me first! O.K Sam. What was with the whole evil twin brother thing? It was a soap opera move.
Sam- It isn't my fault!!! It was my mom-
Jenny- There you go with the unnecessary exclamation points again!!!!!!
Audience- HAR HAR HAR!-
Sam- Why did you just play that?
Rachel- Play what?
Sam- You pressed that button and it made laughing noises.
Rachel- LE GASP- DID NOT!
Sam- Yeah I saw you. Is that a laugh track. It must be because this place is empty.
Jenny-…
Sam-…
Rachel-…
Jenny- muttering- Gay Baby.
Rachel & Sam- What?!
Jenny- Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born. Let's respect that.
Sam- Why do we have to respect it?
Jenny- Because gay babies need respect.
BACK WITH THE PLOT
Jenny- So the answer to that question in case you didn't get it was that it wasn't his fault he had an evil twin. It was the authors fault.
Sam- Huh? I meant is was my mom's fault. What author?
Rachel-sigh- Never mind, I don't feel like explaining.
Sam- But-
Jenny- NEXT QUESTION! What was up with that whole scene where you and your brother where talking to the blob thing with teeth when time stopped and stuff. Is that blob thing like an alien ,or the darkness or Chuck Norris?
Sam- Why are you asking me this! I don't know what it was.
Rachel- Well do you know anything About the whole 'trapped in a bubble with weird stuff happening' situation?
Sam- Uh… I…live in a …bubble thing.
Jenny- Stupid. So did everyone in Spring field in the Simpson's movie.
Sam- Yeah but they didn't live in a totally different universe.
Jenny- I thought you didn't know anything!
Rachel- is ignoring Sam & Jenny- What's with the talking coyotes? I was reading that and the whole time that ordeal was happening I was like 'WTH?!'
Jenny- Yeah, That was really weird.
Sam- Do you think I know the answer?
Rachel-sigh- You don't know.
Sam- That's right.
Jenny- I don't believe you.
Rachel- zaps Sam with ray gun- unnecessary
Jenny- No! Bad Rachel! –hits on head with rolled up newspaper- The government won't let us use those anymore! Not since… the incident…
UNNECESSARY FLASH BACK
Penguin #4- Agent 17 do you copy?
Jenny- I copy.
Penguin #4- Agent 3 do you copy?
Rachel- Alive and well.
Penguin #4- Agent 11 do you copy?
…
Penguin #4- Agent 11?
…
Jenny- Oh god.
Penguin #4- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMES!
UNNECESSARY FLASH BACK OVER
You- WTF?
WITH THE PLOT
Sam- What was that?
Rachel- That's what she said!
Jenny-…
Sam-…
Jenny- Gay bab-
Rachel- Don't even!
Jenny- Sam. Do you like cupcake bottoms?
Sam- What?
Jenny- Cupcake bottoms.
Sam- Gross no!
Jenny- DAMN!
Rachel- Jenny! Language!
Sam-ignoring- Wow you just wasted –looks up page- like 3 word pages on basically nothing.
Jenny- Who cares. This is filler anyway.
Rachel- Why would we start with a filler?
Jenny- Because the Astrid and L.P chapter/ episode was easier to write so we wrote it before chapter/ episode 1. We have to start with the main character so –shrug- we have filler.
Sam- What are you talking about? Chapter/ episode? Main character? Astrid and L.P?
Rachel- You just commented on our document page wasting. Stop acting innocent.
Jenny- So what's up in the dome?
Sam- Nothing.
Jenny- Sam, you are a very boring child.
Sam- I'm older than you and I have a 5 or some thing on the uber scale of super power uberness.
Jenny- Not here. Rachel and I control everything around us.
Rachel- Yeah! See!
-begins raining chocolate bars-
Sam- Wow these things hurt when they hit your head. How heavy are they!
Rachel- Heavier than a duck. (It's an inside joke. Rachel and I were playing 20 questions and it asked 'does it weigh more that a duck?' and we were very confused.)
-Chocolate bars that weigh much more than ducks eventually pound on Sam's head until he has lost consciousness-
-It stops raining chocolate bars much to Jenny's unhappiness-
Rachel- Jenny and I have metallic plates in our hollow heads so the chocolate didn't hurt us.
Jenny- Well this episode sucked. It wasn't very funny. I don't blame you if you never read it again but it would make me sad. Then again his was just filler so it's gonna get better.
Rachel- What did we learn on he show today Jenny?
Jenny- Today we learned that Some chocolate bars weigh more than ducks, Rachel & I have mettle plates in our hollow heads, I can't spell and you never start out with filler.
-Episode/ Chapter is played off by the song that got ColdPlay's butts sued: Viva La Vida.
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Well that sucked. Sorry. The next episode will be lot's better. Your flames will be used to heat up my hot chocolate. :3
