The Sorting Hat's New Song

Hello to all, and welcome back

I am the Hogwart's Sorting Hat

It is my job to decide

In which house you will reside

For Griffindor, you needn't do more

Than fight for what is right

For Hufflepuff, things may get rough

Stay true and your enemies will be few

For Slytherin, beware of friends

Who bear the mark and stray toward dark

For Ravenclaw, the cleverest of all

Use your smarts and follow your heart

Now listen close to what I say

My words may come in handy one day

The Dark Lord now has come

The second war has begun

Together we must all unite

To banish the dark and bring back the light.