I was bored, so I decided to make this.
Colonel Roy Mustang sat at his desk, extremely bored. Lieutenant Colonel Hughes had called him yet again to brag about his cute little daughter. Gosh, that man is annoying, he thought, grumbling.
To his right, his assistant Sheska was copying documents like lightning, staring at the papers. Roy barked at her to move faster, and then looked up.
But what he saw was not normal nerdy Sheska. Today she was wearing... A TINY MINISKIRT!
Roy's jaw dropped five feet to the ground, and he gaped at her, not able to find words."You... you... I LOVE YOU, SHESKA!" he screamed, eyes wide as dinner plates.
Sheska didn't look up, so Roy continued. "Will you marry me?" he burst out, begging her.
She looked up in disgust. "No way, I've got work to do!" she snapped. But Roy only saw her mouth moving, assuming she said yes, and so he hugged her.
"THANK YOU MY NEW WIFEY!" he shouted blindly, hugging Sheska tightly. Sheska snorted and wriggled out of his grasp, resuming her work.
Roy grinned like a maniac, and skipped off to alert Hughes and his other fellow military members.
Leaping through the hallways with glee, he knocked on the door of Lt. General Hughes.
But yet again, he was surprised by what he saw through the doorway. Hughes and all of the men surrounding him were wearing... TINY MINISKIRTS!
Once again, Roy stared, drooling at what he saw. This was the best day ever!
Suddenly faint and dizzy, he dropped to the ground.
Before he passed out on the floor, he managed to whisper, "Tiny miniskirts rule."
Roy Mustang blinked an eye. He was sitting at his desk.
But... but what had happened? Sheska looked up at Roy's awakening. "Good, you're alive," she said before resuming her work.
"You wouldn't believe it, I had the best dream ever!" Roy exclaimed. "You and everyone else were wearing tiny miniskirts!"
He jumped up in the air just at the thought of it. Hitting his head, he blinked, and one again saw what he didn't expect to see...
Lol, this isn't my best work, but it was fun to write.
