Author's Note:
A thunder of jets in an open sky and a cheerful laugh, you'll know that it's time for another fun adventure of Rocket J. Squirrel with his best pals, Bullwinkle the Moose, Mr. Peabody, and Sherman!
So without further ado, let's start the show!
Our story opens today at Rocky and Bullwinkle's house, where we find it...hey wait a minute! Where are Rocky and his friends? They're usually at the opening of each story!
Well, why don't we see our heroine, Jessica and find out what she's up to?
Anyways, our story opens today were we see our heroine, Jessica LaMour having tea at her parents' mansion, discussing Jessica's life with Rocky and the others.
"I don't get it Jessica," Said her mother "Why on Earth would you spend time with those guys, Rocky, Bullwinkle, Mr. Peabody, and Sherman?"
"Because daddy, they're my best friends, and we have lots of adventures together." She told her father.
"Seriously, why can't you be more like your overachieving sisters?" Asked her mother "And besides, why on Earth would Sherman, a human boy be raised by a mangy mutt like Peabody? A dog could never raise a human boy!"
"I suggest those fleabags go back to the petting zoo where they came from!" Said Jessica's father.
"Daddy, they're not like that, you'll see. I'm gonna go visit them now." She picked herself up and kissed her parents on a cheek each "Bye mom, bye Dad."
As soon as Jessica left, she drove to Rocky, Bullwinkle, Peabody, and Sherman's house.
"I hope Rocky and the others are home." She went up to the doorbell "I haven't gone on an adventure with them for the last two stories."
Jessica rang the doorbell and there was no answer. She rang again and there was no answer. She assumed they must be out.
"Gee, they're not home." Jessica said "Maybe they're somewhere in town."
Yes, Jessica went into town, but unfortunetly, didn't find our heroes anywhere. She figured she'd call them to find out where they were. So she took out her cellphone and dialed Rocky's number, but it went to voicemail. She then tried calling Bullwinkle and Mr. Peabody's phones, but they got to voicemail too.
"They aren't answering." Jessica said to herself "Oh well, maybe they'll be home tomorrow."
Jessica went home and decided to go to bed. But before that, she called our heroes again. Still, no answer. Jessica got very worried, it wasn't like Rocky and the others to leave and not tell her they were going somewhere without her.
The very next day, Jessica called the gang again, still, no answer. She figured she'd go to their house and see if they were home. She rang the doorbell and no one was there.
"HEY YOU!" Someone said from behind "What are you doing?"
"Nothing sir." Said Jessica "Who are you?"
"The name's Strickland, Im the landlord of this house." Said the man "Who are you?"
"I'm Jessica." Jessica answered "I'm looking for the tenants of this house, Rocky J. Squirrel, Bullwinkle Moose, Mr. Peabody, and Sherman They've mysteriously disappeared."
"Well, I could care less where they are." Strickland rudely told her "Those jerks wouldn't pay me for October! So I could care less about those idiots!"
Strickland stormed off.
"Geez, what a jerk." Jessica folded her arms "But anyways, I gotta get back to finding them."
Just then, a newspaper flew right into our heroine, Jessica's face. She read an ad for something; a detective service downtown.
"What's this?" Jessica read the ad "Missing keys? Cellphone? Strange disappearance of friends or loved ones? Come to Waldo Wigglesworth's Detective Service! Go to 1234 Bill Scott Drive in Downtown Frostbite Falls."
Reading the convenient ad for the detective service, Jessica assumed this was a great way to get help to find her friends. So, she went to the place where the ad said this agency was. Could this help her find her friends?
AND NOW HERE'S SOMETHING WE HOPE YOU'LL REALLY LIKE...
BULLWINKLE'S POETRY CORNER!
Jessica: Hello culture fans! This is Jessica LaMour. I'm filling in for Bullwinkle, since he's you know...missing. But anyways, here's a poem from one of the famous poets, The Sherman Bros. It is called "There Must Be Something More" But I won't just read it, I'll sing it! But first, a little warm up.
Clears her throat and reads the poem.
Jessica: *sings the poem in an angelic voice* There must be something more to us than you and me. It must be tangled up some how, its destiny. I used to think the sum of one and one was two, but we add up to more me and you. When we are close together it's so plain to see, together we are better than we used to be, I don't know how to say the things I'm thinking of, but this something more we're feeling must be love. I used to think the sum of one and one was two we, but add up to more me and you. I don't know how to say the things I'm thinking of. But this something more we're feeling must be love.
The audience cheers for her.
Jessica: Thank you fans. Thank you. Thank you. I'll see you next time for a poem by Ms. Amy Grant. I love all of you.
Blows a kiss to the audience.
Author's Note:
Hokey smokes! Rocky, Bullwinkle, Mr. Peabody, and Sherman have disappeared! Now, it's up to Jessica to track them down. Can this Waldo Wigglesworth, who she is about to see help her? Stay tuned for our next chapter "Hopping Mad" or "Investigation Complication."
