Morning Broodyness
Chapter 1
I don't own Naruto
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'There is something obscenely wrong with this picture.' Kakashi Hatake thought as he appeared in front of the three shinobi he was in charge of.
Usually it was Sasuke the one to lean on the bridge, deep in thought as Naruto pestered Sakura, who would cast shy glances at Sasuke once in a while.
Naruto had his eyed closed and arms crossed as he leaned on the railing of the bridge, oblivious to the world around him, deep in thought. It seemed Sakura had taken an initiative to annoy Sasuke about something, whispering so lowly that the sensei could not hear. Sasuke was turning slightly pink from annoyance, casting his glances at Naruto, hoping that the blond idiot would save him from the pink haired menace.
"Kakashi-sensei!" Sasuke pointed out, relieved, "You're late!"
Again, it was usually Sakura to point this out.
"Well, I wandered into the wrong side on town where I bumped into some ladies and offered to escort them to their destination safely." Lied the teacher with ease.
"Liar!" Sakura yelled. Again, it was usually Naruto whom yelled second at his arrival.
"Ano, I know this is your vacation time-" Naruto's eyes opened to glare at the teacher. 'Aha, so that's what's wrong with him,'
"-I know you've been out for a week and need to get back in sync with your internal clocks, Naruto, but this mission is important. It's a c-rank mission, but we get to leave Konoha for a while." Kakashi hoped this would lighten the mood. The three have been doing nothing but d-rank missions within the village up until they asked for two-week vacations.
"Great." Naruto said, his voice dripping with sarcasm, "What's the mission."
It seemed the blonde was the only one paying attention. Sasuke was trying to ignore the giggling girl before him.
"We have to deliver an important scroll over to the…" Kakashi stared at the two who were not paying attention. He glanced once at Naruto who sighed and knew what was coming.
"Iruka-sensei and I have gotten together." He said. The two paid him no heed. Instead, Sakura replied, "That's nice."
"I was really late today because he and I were having long, hard sex." Sakura again blew him off.
Kakashi glanced at Naruto and said, "They don't even pay attention when I tell the truth."
"Sakura! Stop pestering Sasuke!" Kakashi said, tapping the girl once on the head. She glanced up at him and grinned.
"I know something youuuu dooooon't." She sing-sung.
"Alright! Fine whatever you win!" Sasuke said turning beet red before joining Naruto in sulking and leaning on the bridge. Sakura flashed Kakashi a victory sign.
"So, what is this dumb mission?" Naruto asked walking over to the teacher, slightly annoyed.
"Naruto, don't be so disrespectful!" Sakura bopped the teen on the head before turning to the teacher.
'back to normal…I think'
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